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Robin Hood: Men in Tights - 1993 Movie Quotes


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Maharet12 Prince John: Latrine, such an interesting name, how did you come by it? Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century Prince John: You changed it TO Latrine? Latrine: Yeah, used to be shithouse! Prince John: Good change! It's a good change! (full quote)
Maharet12 Ya gotta' be a man to wear tights! (full quote)
Maharet12 Blinkin': Oh master, you lost your arms in battle, but ya grew some nice boobs Robin: Blinkin', I'm over here (full quote)
Maharet12 1)How are me seams? 2)Perfect 1)Every time!!! (full quote)
3225 1)This never would have happened if your father was alive 2)He's dead? 1)Yes 2)And my mother? 1)She died of pneumonia while...oh you were away 2)My brothers? 1)They were all killed by the plague 2)My dog, Pogo 1)Run over by a carriage 2)My goldfish, Goldie? 1)Eaten by the cat 2) My cat? 1) Choked on the goldfish...But it's good to be home, aint it (name) (full quote)
4066 1) Hey blinkin 2) Did you say Abe Lincoln? 1) No I didn't say Abe Lincoln..I said Hey Blinklin. (full quote)
1212 call a locksmith! (full quote)
  (1)Blinkin what are you doin? (2)Guessing...I GUESS no ones coming. (1)Blinkin come down from there. (2) I CAN SEE! (bam) nope i was wrong. (full quote)
4105 A black sherriff? Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles. (full quote)
1741 It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it! (full quote)
3378 1) Promise me you won't go! 2) Alright. I promise you won't go. (full quote)
3378 1) They've taken the castle! 2) I thought it felt a bit drafty. (full quote)
3378 Let's get out of these ladies clothing, and get into our tights. (full quote)
3378 your father wanted me to give you this. He said it holds the key to the greatest treasure in all the land. May I keep it? (full quote)
4375 My name is Little John, but don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big. (full quote)
Maharet12 what part of Georgia you from? South Central? (full quote)
Maharet12 My full name is Will Scarlett OHara (full quote)
Maharet12 A toll is a toll. And a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, we don't eat no rolls. I made that up (full quote)
1501 A Patriot Arrow? (full quote)
4860 Prince John: And why should the people listen to you? Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent. (full quote)
  LEAVE US ALONE MEL BROOKS! (full quote)
  Is there anything i can do for u? Yeah you can get off me. Little john I panicked (full quote)
  Hey Blinkin, fix your boobs man!! (full quote)
5122 Ay, Bilnkin! Did you just say Abe Lincoln? No, I sad AY BLINKIN!! (full quote)
ProKiller 1: I was mad at you before Loxlely, but now I'm really pissed off! 2: pissed off? If I was that close to a horse's weiner, I'd be worried about getting pissed on. (full quote)
5352 KIng , illegal , forest , pig , wild , kill , to , in ,it , a , is ?!?!?!?!?!!?!? .....what ? ......I mean : Don't you know it is illegal to kill a wild pig in the king's forest ? (full quote)
5434 No ding ding before the wedding ring (full quote)
5352 You know , this wasn't a very smart thing to do . I'LL PAY FOR THIS ........YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS (full quote)
5352 Over that boy hand !.....god . HAND over THAT boy (full quote)
5352 Wasn't your mole on the other side ?........ I have A mole ?!?!?!? (full quote)
5352 I was angry at you before Loxely , but now i'm really PISSED OFF !!!...... Pissed off ? If I was that close to a horses weiner I'd be worried about getting Pissed ON (full quote)
5352 1) Oh , but my darling , your freezing . what are you wearing under that cape ? 2) Practically nothing . 1) Ohhh. 2) Oh . Except that . I forgot to tell you abou my chastity belt . It's an everlast . 2) I'll bet ! (full quote)
5352 Opp ! That happy little Bluebird : has left a happy little doo-doo on your hand ! (full quote)
5352 1)Tell all and one and one and all- That's a little redundant isn't it ? 2) what ? 1) Shut up . Go tell every one that before the day is out : We shall have a wedding . Or a hanging . Either way we're gonna have some fun ! (full quote)
5352 It's what we call a Stealth catapult . We've been working on it secretly for months . (full quote)
4066 I tell you that tonight we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way we ought to have a lot of fun, huh? (full quote)
5352 1) Oh thank you sir , I shall telol everyone I see , that there is one man in all of Rottingham , who is not afraid to stand up to the sherriff and his men . 2) yes tell them that . ANd tell the I vow to bring justice to this land ! Right the wrongs ! Introduce folk dancing . Demand a four day work week and affordable healthcare for saxons... (full quote)
5352 1) If you promise not to hurt this man , I shall do te most disgusting thing that I can think of . 2) Oh really ? And what's that ?! 1) ..I shall marry you ! (full quote)
6234 Hello Abbott...Hello...Welcome Abbott...good Moro, Abbott...HEY ABBOTT...I hate that guy (full quote)
6234 Sheriff: That's a wild boar. Robin: No, No that's a wild pig...(jestering to Prince John)THAT'S a wild bore (full quote)
  1)Hey Blinkin! 2) Did you just call me 'Abe Lincoln?' (full quote)
  He's taking her to the tower. He's gonna deflower her in the tower. Eww! (full quote)
  Ahh...right rope! (full quote)
  Fahrfenugen! If I vere you, I vould never do zat again! (full quote)
  Villagers, lend me your ears. (throw ears at him) That's disgusting! (full quote)
  (In the style of Malcolm X) Look at yourselves. Go on, look at you. People of Sherwood Forest, you've been had. Hoodwinked! Bamboozled! Run amuck. We didn't land on Sherwood Forest, Sherwood Forest landed on us! (full quote)
  AMEN-AY! (full quote)
  1)what we need is a great feat of strength. 2)Au contrar. Now that you are here with me, what we have is a great strength of feet! 1)...don't follow. (full quote)
  Achoo is my son. He's in England, your country. He's an exchange student. (full quote)
  A horse, a horse. My kingdom for a horse! (full quote)
  1)Do you know Praying Mantis? 2)You're looking at him. (full quote)
  1)You haven't seen the last of us! 2)(shoot arrows) 1)You've seen the last of us. (full quote)
  I challenge you to a duel. Mano e mano. Just you and me and my GUARDS! (full quote)
  Man...White man can't jump! (full quote)
  Robin: Blinkin this is Achoo. Blinkin: A jew, here? (full quote)
  I just told the boss the good news and i....and i.......IM IN DEEP SHIT! (full quote)
  I can't swim! (full quote)
  RUN FLOREST! RUN! (full quote)
  Don: We will make him...no more. Rottingham: I'm afraid I don't follow you. Don: OK, you want plain English? Robin is gonna be DEAD. D-E-D..dead. (evil laughter) (full quote)
1212 Before you do it, you must go through it. Or else I blew it. (full quote)
1212 Mervin? your name is Mervin? (full quote)
1212 I always wanted to marry a cop! (full quote)
1212 I should've never worn these shoes...they just don't match my purse. (full quote)
1212 The rest of you gentlemen can bugger off! (full quote)
1212 He split Robin's arrow in 'tween! (full quote)
1212 I lost? Wait a minute, I'm not suppost to lose. Let me check my script. (full quote)
1212 You'll give yourself to me every night? And sometimes right after lunch? (full quote)
1212 1)I hope she's still wearing her iron underwear. 2)Yeah. (full quote)
1212 I hope its worth the noise!!! (full quote)
1212 There's a foul plot afoot! (full quote)
1212 1)Do you believe in love at first site? 2)Well, it depends on what you're looking at. (full quote)
5754 1)And why should the people listen to you? 2)Because, I can speak with an english accent. (full quote)
5754 And if there is anything that you need just scream, (loud scream from other room)coming, we are so busy. (full quote)
6261 King illegal forrest! To pig wild, kill in it a is! (full quote)
6528 oh dear lord if you see fit to send me my one true love (crash) THANK YOU! here let me work my magic on you..he leaves..OOOHH bugger..I was that close..i touched IT (full quote)
clarkins Crowd: A black sherrif? #2. Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles. (full quote)
6631 Robin: Allow me to introduce my friends. Over there is Blinkin', and this is Achoo. Little John: Bless you! Achoo: That's my name, man, Achoo. (full quote)
6631 Little John: Let me introduce you to my best friend, Will Scarlett. Will: Uh, Scarlett's my middle name. My full name is Will Scarlett O'Hara. (Long pause) We're from Georgia. (full quote)
6631 Hey, what part of Georgia you from? South Central? (full quote)
6631 Achoo:(after Robin fails to jump on the horse) Man, White men can't jump! (full quote)
7074 I shall conduct the service in the New Latin. Ahem. *Chants* Oh Ordlay, iveusgay ouryay essingsblay. Amenay. (full quote)
7074 1. Oh Robin, promise me you won't go. 2. Alright, I promise you won't go. 2. Oh, I'm so happy! 3. Hey Robin, you said... 2. cool it! 3. Chilled. (full quote)
7833 Rabi Tuckman:...and just nip the tip! (Chorus of groans from men) Blinkin: Question!? (full quote)
7833 Bye! Au revoir! Adios! Ciao! Ting tao tay! (full quote)
8793 I hope it's worth all THE NOISE!!!!!!!! (full quote)
8826 1)Shall I turn the key. 2)Yes, but be gentle. 1)Uh, darling? 2)what? 1)You're not going to believe this. 2)what? 1)It won't open. 2)what!! 1)Wait...I have an idea. Call a locksmith! 3)Call a locksmith! 4)Call a locksmith! 5)Call a locksmith! 6)Call a locksmith! (full quote)
8826 Maybe if you tell me the bad news in a good way, it won't sound as bad! (full quote)
8826 1)We have a wide assortment of fruits. Melons, coconuts, and dates. Would you care for a date? 2)Why, yes, thank you-- 1)How bout next Thursday? HA ha ha! (full quote)
8826 1)Maid Marion! Do you believe in love at first sight? 2)Depends on what you're looking at. 1)Well? (full quote)
8826 1)Man, maybe we should send the dummies into battle. 2)Ha...hmm. (full quote)
8826 1)Nice shot, Achoo. 2)To tell the truth I was aiming for the hangman. (full quote)
8826 1)You're alive! How do you feel? 2)good, good. Surprisingly good yet, terribly depressed! (full quote)
8826 1)Hello Mrs. Of Loxely. 2)Mrs. Of Loxely. Oh I'm SO happy! (full quote)
8826 1)Hello Mrs. Of Loxely. 2)Mrs. Of Loxely. Oh I'm SO happy! (full quote)
8826 1)I always wanted to marry a cop! 2)Wait! I've changed my mind! (full quote)
8826 1)How do you feel? 2)I'm DYING, you idiot! (full quote)
8826 Ve'll have to remodel ze castle, to make room for all ze babies! (full quote)
8826 We've been friends for a long time, England and Jersey. (full quote)
8826 My enemies cut out his tongue! Because he did like this...NA NA NA NA NA! (full quote)
8826 Ze's castles are so drafty...Ah, toasty varm! (full quote)
8826 Mine lady, get out of zere before zat thing rusts! (full quote)
8826 1)There's a foul plot afoot. 2)It's not mine feet, I just vashed zem! (full quote)
8826 Blinkin, fix your boobs! You look like a bleeding Picasso! (full quote)
8992 1).There's a foul plot afoot. 2).It's not my feet, I just washed them!!! (full quote)
9087 Blinkin, fix your boobs you look like a bloody picasso! (full quote)
9316 i hope this is worth the noise! (full quote)
9641 Before you do it, you must go through it. or else i blew it (puff puff) (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 pissed off? if i was that close to a horses wiener i'd be worried about getting pissed on! (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 Struckly has Loxed again! (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 king illegal forest to pig wild in it a is -I mean- don't you know it is illegal to kill a wild pig in the kings forest??!! (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 1)He's decided to save his own life by betraying his king 2)Oh yeah..thats it...oh...damn my eyes!! (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 1)I heard that coming a mile away 2)Well done, Blinkin' 1) what?? Who said that?? (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 And which King might that be?? King Richard, King Louie, Larry King??? (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 1)and if theres anything you acquire please don't hesitate to scream 2)ahhhhh!! 1)coming!! we're so busy here! (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 Time out...excuse me bad guys but I am running out of air...gotta get pumped (pumping)...alright honkies...time in!! (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 A toll is a toll and a roll is a roll and if we don't get no tolls then we don't eat no rolls...made that up. (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 1)such an unusual name...Latrine...how did your family come across it?? 2)we changed it in the 9th century 1)you mean you changed it to Latrine?? 2)yeah...used to be shithouse (full quote)
11413 that little happy little blue bird, left a happy little doo doo on your hand! (full quote)
11413 you mean you change your name to Latrine? Yeah it used to be shit house! It's a good change it's a good change! (full quote)
11438 Time out- im running out of air (full quote)
  Mervin, your name is Mervin? Oh get on with it! Alright, Mervin. (full quote)
  Parry, Parry, Thrust, Thrust, REVERSE! (full quote)
  Blinkin: Robin, this river ain't exactly the Mississippi. I'm on one side, I'm on the other! I'm on the east bank, I'm on the west bank. Its not that critical! Robin: Its not the point, its the principal ofthe thing (full quote)
  Robin: Jump when i say ready wait for it......... JUMP! (full quote)
  It's good to be the King. (full quote)
  fredric krugil! (full quote)
  *croud throw veggies at Robin and Co* Blinkin: Oh, they've opened a salad bar! (full quote)
  You bettergo, or you'll miss the tide! (full quote)
  The night is young and you're so beautiful, lady! Open your heart to me! (full quote)
  We're me, We're men in tights! We roam around the forst looking for fights (full quote)
  We may ook like pansies! but don't get us wrong, or else we'll put out your lights (full quote)
  We may look like pansies! but don't get us wrong, or else we'll put out your lights (full quote)
  Oh, dear God, if you see it fit to bring me my true love... Thank You! (full quote)
  I've got the hots for him (sticks out tounge) le-u-le-u-le-u (full quote)
  Fix your boobs, Blinken. You look like a bleeding Picasso. (full quote)
  robin: hey achoo watch my back. (starts getting hit) achoo: yep your backs getting beet up. raobin: why thank you i noticed! (full quote)
  robin: hey achoo watch my back. (starts getting hit) achoo: yep your backs getting beet up. raobin: why thank you i noticed! (full quote)
  1: I was mad at you before Loxlely, but now I'm furious! 2: pissed off? If I was that close to a horse's weiner, I'd be worried about getting pissed on. I'll pay for this....I mean you'll pay for this (full quote)
  hey Abat I hate that guy! (full quote)
  Blinkin: Robin is that you? Robin: Yes Blinkin. Blinkin: back from the Crusades? Robin: Yes Blinkin. Blinkin: And Alive!?!? Robin: Yes...Blinkin... (full quote)
  Maid Marrion: Oh, Robin! I'm so Happy! (full quote)
  We're men...we're men in tights....we go around the forest looking for fights....we're men....we're men in tights.....TIGHT TIGHTS! Always on guard defending the peoples' rights..... LALALALALALALALALALALALA LALALALALALALA........We're men....manly men....we're men in tights..... (full quote)
  ok blow, not blow...BLOW!! (full quote)
  You have surrounded your name with a foul stench! From now on, all the toilets in the land will be known as...JOHNS! (full quote)
  Rabbi Tuckman:im afraid this is sacramental wine,used for blessing.(pauses)BUT!there are things here...there are trees,and birds,and rocks,and squirrels, so lets bless things til we get forschnickered! (full quote)
  (don giovanni pets his lizard)Sherriff:don, your lizard...it seems limp.Don:well you kno at my age...OH!oh u mean my PET lizard,charlie,he's sleeping (full quote)
  Achooo...A jew, here? (full quote)
  Rectum? damn near killed em (full quote)
  We're men we're men in tights. We rome around the forest looking for fights. we're men we're me in TIGHTS. we rob from the rich and give to the poor that's right! we may look like sissys. but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights. we're men we're men in tights. always on guard defnding the peoples rights! La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. we're men, manly men, were men in tights, yea! we rome arond the forest looking for fights. we're men we're men in TIGHTS. we rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right! we may look like pansies. but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights. we're men we're men in TIGHTS! tight tights! always on guard defending the people's rights. When your in a fix just call for the men in tights. WE'RE BUTCH! (full quote)
  1:Bye Bye boys! 2:have fun storming the castle 1: think theyll make it? 2: itll take a miracle. (full quote)
  Man: Oh, if only it were me. Woman: Oh, but if it were you, it would be, twerrific. (full quote)
  Sheriff-I Challenge you to a duel (Smack) Robin-I accept (Clang!) (full quote)
  A Scene From Mel Brook’s Robin Hood: Men in Tights Rabbi Tuckman: Moúle he’s a very important guy. He makes circumcisions. Will: What prey tell, sir is a circumcision? Rabbi Tuckman: Oh it’s the latest rage the ladies love it. Will: Oh I want one Little John: I’ll take two Achoo: Put me down too man I’ll get one Robin Hood: I’m game. How’s it done? Rabbi Tuckman: It’s a snap. [Demonstrating with a carrot and a devise for cutting] I take my little machine. I take your little thing. See? I put it into this little hole here and… [the knife cuts the top of the carrot] nip the tip. [Groans and moans can be heard from Robin Hood and his men] Who’s first? Little John: (in a panicked voice) I changed me mind! Achoo: (obviously lying) I forgot man I already got mine. Rabbi Tuckman: I got to work with a younger crowd. (full quote)
  Robin Hood: Oh, it only it twer me! Maid Marian: Oh! If it twer you, it would be...tweriffic! (full quote)
  1.)what we need is a good feet of strength. 2.)...we have a good strength of feet. (full quote)
  Don Giovanni: Robin will be no more! Sheriff of Rottingham:By that you mean...? Don Giovanni: Let me put it simply...Robin, will be dead. D-E-D, Dead! (full quote)
  1.)Hey Abbott! 2.) I hate that guy. (full quote)
  you know what they say... no noose is good noose, a huck yuck (full quote)
  1. Let's go move it! Keep it going! Keep it going! 2.Stop the castle stop the castle! 1. (whistles) 2.I demand to know what is going on here. 1. Read it and weep. (full quote)
  we're men, we're men in tights (tight tights!) (full quote)
  YOU SWEAR WE MOVE!!! (full quote)
  before you do it you must go through it (full quote)
  Oh, but this is sacramental wine. It's only used to bless things...wait a minute. There's things here, there's trees, there's rocks, theirs squirrels, lets bless them all untill we get fershnicken! (full quote)
  He deered to kill a king's dare in the king's forest. (full quote)
  That happy little bird, left a happy little do do on your hand. (full quote)
  AHHHHH, Master Robin...you've lost your arms in battle....but you've grown some nice boobs! (full quote)
  Toodle-ooh!... Au revoir!... Auf verdisen!... Ciao!... Cheng dahn dai!... (full quote)
  Don: He's a mute, A few years ago, some guy cut out his tongue. Sheriff: good Grief! Why?! Don: Well because he did this (sticks out tongue and puts his fingers in his ears) YAH-LAH-LAH!!!! And the guy didn't like it so he cut out his tongue. (To the mute) Hey, do this. (Clucks his tongue) Heh heh heh, he can't do it! But I love to tease him! (full quote)
  Oh shit...! (Blinkin falling off the damn ladder) (full quote)
  Princess: *Sitting in bathtub naked singning* I wish i had a lad... a fine young lad one who wou- *Camera Crashes through window* *Voice Of reporter* YEH! WE GOT IT! (full quote)
  i hope she's still wearing her iron underwear (full quote)
  It is the key to the greatest treasure in all the land! (full quote)
  Prince John: I hope it's worth the NOISE (full quote)
  And(Shwing)nip the tip! (full quote)
  Crowd: A BLACK SHERIFF! Black man: Haben't you ever seen Blazing Saddles (full quote)
  what a smoothie... This guy's definitly a smoothie... (full quote)
  We're men... we're men in tights We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men... we're men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right. We may look like sissys, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights. (bang) We're men... we're men in tights always on guard defending the peoples rights. (Can can music) la la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la... lalalalalalala (repeat). We're men..manly men We're men in tights, yes (with lisp) We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men, we're men in tights We rob from the rich and give to the poor that's right. We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights. (bang) We're men... we're men in tights (tight tights) Always on guard defending the peoples rights When your in a fix just call for the men in tights. (full quote)
  Good people of England, lend me your ears (the crowd throws ears at Robin) That's disgusting... (full quote)
  Achoo: This ain't exactly the Mississippi. I'm on one side I'm on the other side. I'm on the east bank I'm on the west bank. It really isn't that critical. Robin: That's not the point! It's the principle of the thing! (full quote)
  Achoo: Blinkin, what's the fastest way to message the villagers? Blinkin: Why don't we fox em?! Achoo: Fox em! Little John: Fox em? Will: Fox em. (they release Mickey a twelfth century fox) (full quote)
  Maid Marion: oh Rrrrrrrrrobin, i'm sooo hepppayy! (full quote)
  1)You'll be mine? You'll give yourself to me every night, and sometimes right after lunch? 2) yes but only my body. You can never have my heart, my brain or my sole. 1) Oh yes of course, I respect that. (full quote)
  (1)This never would have happened if your father was alive (2)My father's dead? (1)yes (2)And my mother? (1)She died of pnemonia while...oh, you were away.(2)My three brothers? (1)Died of the plague. (2)My dog Pogo? (1)Run over by a carriage. (2)My goldfish Goldie? (1) Eaten by the cat. (2)My cat? (1)Chocked on the goldfish, Oh, ain't it great to be home? (full quote)
  Soldiers: singing 'Da na, da na danananananana' Sheriff: Shut up you bloody fools!!! (full quote)
  Maid Marian(singing in the bath): 'Where is the man who carries the key, when will i hear him say Marian, marian, I cannot wait til he sets my heart free, o when will i no him, when will i see him, wen will i hear him say Marian my LOVE.' Brumhilda: 'Hurry up mind lady, you better get out of that tub before that thing begins to RUST!' Marian stands up and you see an iron Chastity belt!!!! (full quote)
  AcHoo: Hay Blinkin Blinkin: Did you just say Abe Lincoln? AcHoo: No I did not say Abe Lincoln, I said Hey Blinkin! Hold the reins man! (full quote)
peridot73 Leave us alone Mel Brooks!! (full quote)
1212 Mono a mono, man to man. Just you and me, and .... my GUARDS!!! (full quote)
1212 1)...all the way from Jersey. 2)Well, it is quite a drive. (full quote)
1212 1)Wowee!! 2)I couldn't have said it any better myself. (full quote)
1212 Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent. (crowd) OOOOHHH!! (full quote)
1212 I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script. (full quote)
12708 Over that boy hand! (full quote)
12756 1.)Hey Abbot!! 2.) I hate that guy!! (full quote)
13381 It holds the key to the greatest treasure in the world, may I keep it? (full quote)
13466 (Robin)Watch my back(Achoo) your back just got punched twice. (full quote)
14980 1) So are you with me yea or nay! 2) Uhh...which one means yes?? 1) ::sigh:: yea. 2) YEA!!!!!! (full quote)
14980 1) Now all we need is a feat of strength. 2) That's it! Now that you are hear, we have strength of feet! 1) Um... not following. 2) Follow my lead.. (full quote)
15013 A) A PRESENT TO YOU AND your GUESTS. B) THATS A WILD BOAR!!!! A) NO NO THATS A WILD PIG (POINTS AT PRINCE JOHN) THATS A WILD BOAR. (SLAPS THE CHAIR) C) FUNNY, VERRY AMUSING. (full quote)
15027 1) So what do you say, are you with me yay or nay? 2) Uh...which one means yes? 1) ::sigh:: yay 2) YAY!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
15027 Mind the big rocks! (full quote)
15027 Gentlemen of Sherwood Forest, lend me yours ears! (Ears are popped off and thrown.) That's disgusting! (full quote)
16032 1.) Now I'm really pissed off! 2.) If I was that close to a horse's weiner, I'd be worried about getting pissed on! (laughs) (full quote)
16680 1) Blinkin what are you doing up there? 2)I'm guessing... I'm guessing there's no one comming. 1)Blinkin get down from there.. twit...2)*knocks over the ladder and falls to the ground* I can see! *runs into a tree* nope.. I guess I was wrong... (full quote)
16680 1) Blinkin I'd like you to meet Achoo. 2) A Jew!? Here!? 1)No no no, not A JEW, ACHOO 3)Putter there man. 2)How do you do? 3)I've been better (full quote)
20182 Man, we didn't land on Sherwood forrest. Sherwood Forrest landed on us! (full quote)
20625 Oh Master! You've lost your arms in battle.....but you grew some nice boobs! (full quote)
21745 1) My goldfish, goldie? 2) Eaten by the cat. 1) My cat? 2) Chocked on the goldfish. (full quote)
Smurf_511 1) Now I am really pissed off. 2) Pissed off? If I was that close to a horses penis I'd be worried about getting pissed ON. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin A chastity belt! Ugh, that's really going to chafe my willy! (full quote)
24018 Do you know Praying Mantis? You're looking at him. (full quote)
24018 This is Achoo A jew here? No not a jew, Achoo. (full quote)
24018 This is Achoo A jew here? No not a jew, Achoo. (full quote)
24939 1) Punishable by death. Where *have* you been? 2) Fighting with King Richard in the Crusades. *My* father couldn't get me into the National Guard. (full quote)
25019 this is sacramental whine......wait we'll bless the trees the rocks and the squirrles till we get fershnicken (full quote)
25804 1.Sire, I have news. 2.And what kind of news do you have? Not bad news is it? You know i can't take bad news. the day started out so good; I had a good nights sleep, a good BM, I don't want to hear any bad news. NOW what type of news is it? 1. Well to be perfectly frank, it's bad. 2. I knew it! I knew it was bad news. Wait a minute, i have an idea. Maybe if you tell me the bad news in a good way, it won't sound so bad.... (full quote)
25984 Mervin? your name is Mervin? (full quote)
Dani I am Asneeze, father of Achoo (full quote)
Dani Fegalas? (full quote)
Dani Blinkin! Fix your boobs! You look like a bloody Picasso! (full quote)
KoolKatt 'This never would have happened if your father was alive.' 'He's dead?' 'Yes.' 'And my mother?' 'She died of pneumonia while...oh you were away.' 'My brothers?' 'They were all killed by the plague.' 'My dog, Pogo?' 'Run over by a carriage.' 'My goldfish, Goldie?' 'Eaten by the cat.' 'My cat?' 'Choked on the goldfish...But it's good to be home, ain’t it?' (full quote)
27951 We'll drink `till we're firshnickin! (full quote)
30083 I hope she's still wearing her iron underwear. (full quote)
33957 over that boy hand (full quote)
34239 Crowd: A black sheriff? Blinkin:(hits little John in the chest) He's Black?! (full quote)
34731 My name's Will Scarlett O'hara. . . .we're from Georgia. (what part of Georgia you from? South Central?) (full quote)
35208 1-Blinkin!2-Uh be right out!! I could have swore there was a door there..1-Blinkin!2-Master Robin is that you?1-Yes2-Back from the cruisades?1-Yes2-And Alive?1-Yes.. 2-Oh happy day!.. Master Robin! You lost your arms in battle.. Oh how terrible. But you grew some nice boobs!1-Blinkin I'm over here.2-Oh uh.. later.1-Blinkin, they've taken the castle!2-I thought it felt a bit drafty..::sigh:: this never would have happened if your father was alive.1-He's dead?2-Yes1-And my mother?2-She died of Pneumonia while.. oh you were away.1-My brothers?2-Taken by the plaque.1-My dog Pongo?2-Run over by a carriage.1-My goldfish goldie?2-Eaten by the cat.1-My cat?2-Choaked on the goldfish.. oh it's good to be home ain't it Master Robin?! (full quote)
36553 hey (full quote)
38905 King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is (full quote)
38905 I don't like the way You're Walking, You've been in the sacremental wine again. You're Ferschniket! You drunken mule, you. (full quote)
43350 It really is the key to the greatest treasure in all the land! (full quote)
43690 No that's a wild pig. THAT'S a wild boar! (full quote)
43690 Oh if you twere, twould be twererific (full quote)
43912 fix your boobs blinkin you look like a bleedy picasso (full quote)
44862 1. It IS the key to the greatest treasure in all the land. 2. Oh Robin, this means you've always been my one true love because it's just the right size. 3. It's not the size that counts. It's how you use it! (full quote)
44862 good bye my dearest. Tootle-loo, auvoir, au feelsei, ciao,... ting tao tay. (full quote)
46942 I say, not until you pay da toll (full quote)
deshep what are you in for? Jaywalking. (full quote)
jakuvharts I will take these cotton balls from you with my hand, and put them into my pocket. (full quote)
999XLV999 1. Hey Blinkin! 2. Abe Lincoln? where? 1. No I said Hey Blinkin (full quote)