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Sandlot, The - 1993 Movie Quotes


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  Ham:your killin me,Smalls! (full quote)
  The kid's a square, an L7 weinie!! (full quote)
  Heroes are remembered, but legends never die (full quote)
  Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it, pantywaist who wears his mama's bra, raise your hand. (full quote)
  None of us,not for a million years,not even for a million dollars would have had the guts to put the move on the lifeguard. (full quote)
  He grew big and he grew mean, so he could protect the junkyard with only one thing on his mind. To kill anyone who broke in. And he did, and he liked it. He liked it a lot. (full quote)
  1. Come on Benny, my clothes are going out of style!!! 2.They already are,Squints. 1. Shut up! (full quote)
  He kissed her. He kissed her hard... and good (full quote)
  oh my god that's the same guy?? (full quote)
  COME ON!! If I stand here any longer my clothes'll go out of fashion (full quote)
  Squints was pervin a dish (full quote)
  Do you want a s'more? S'more of what? No, do you want a s'more? I haven't had anything yet, how can I have s'more of nothing? You're killing me Smalls! (full quote)
  F-O-R-E-V-E-R (full quote)
4882 You bob for apples in the toilet, and you like it! (full quote)
4364 You play ball like a girl!!! (full quote)
  yeah, yeah, what planet are you from? (full quote)
5417 smalls: I thought you said The Great Bambi. Ham: That wimpy deer? (full quote)
5766 1) She don't know what she's doin 2) Yeah, she don't know what she's doin 3) Yeah she does...she knows EXACTLY what she's doin (full quote)
5854 1.YOU BOB FOR APPLES IN THE TOILET SEAT...AND U LIKE IT!!! 2.YOU PLAY ball LIKE A GIRL!!! 3. (BOTH TEAMS GASP) (full quote)
  She keeps oiling. And oiling. And oiling. That's it! I can't take it anymore! (full quote)
6034 You're killing me smalls! You're killing me! (full quote)
6587 Please catch it! Please catch it! (full quote)
  PLAYYYYYY ballL!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
6911 foor-evv-errrr! (full quote)
  Heroes Get Remembered But Legends NEver Die. Follow your Heart Kid You'll Never Go Wrong. (full quote)
7319 For-ev-er. For-ev-er. (full quote)
  is that your sister out there in left field? naked... she's naked. think she'd go out with me? (full quote)
  if my dog was as ugly as you, id shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards (full quote)
7282 Bitchin'! Your ball...your ups! (full quote)
  A)My clothes are goin outa style. B) They already are out of style. C) Shut Up. (full quote)
7776 your killin me Heidi Halls!!! (full quote)
  Squints: The kid's a square. An L-7 weinie! Ya-Ya: Ya, ya Oscar Meyer even. footlong! (full quote)
7869 Heros can be remembered...but legends never die. (full quote)
7869 I'm sweating like a toasted cheeser! (full quote)
8034 Benny:Smalls, do you have a fire place? Smalls: Uh, yeah Benny: well, throw that hat in there. here, you can have my old one! Smalls: Hey! Thanks! MOM!! Guess what!! (full quote)
7539 Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand. [Everyone raises their hands.] (full quote)
7539 Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either because they're too scared, or they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes. (full quote)
8034 whats that you say crap face?! (full quote)
7869 Benny: I bet you get straight A's and shit huh? smalls: No, I got a B once. Actully it was an A-...But it should have been a B. (full quote)
7869 Sandlot. Shortcut. This way guys! (full quote)
  The king of kings, the great bamboni! (full quote)
  the beast killed 120...143 guys! (full quote)
  YayYay! (full quote)
  yeahyeah:yeah yeah too cool (full quote)
  Michael Squints Poladorias walked a little taller that day, and we had to tip our hats to him. he had kissed a woman, and he had kissed her long and good. (full quote)
  this isn't tennis. gimmee somethin I can hit! (full quote)
  Hey smalls you forgot to turn. smalls......turn (full quote)
  Every time we stopped to look at the sky, like normal kids, he was there to call us back. You see for us, baseball was a game. But for Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez, baseball was life. (full quote)
  YOU BOB FOR APPLES IN THE TOILET. AND YOU LIKE IT!!! You play BASEball LIKE A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  If my dog were as ugly as you, I'd shave it's butt and make it walk arround backwards. (full quote)
  yea yea: Man! he looks pretty crappy. Bertrum: he looks like a dead fish!(after squince kisses the lifeguard)Timmy: Man! hes in deep SHIT !! (full quote)
  A square Benny. The kids a square! (full quote)
  Benny: where you guys been? we've been waiting here forever already! Yeah-Yeah: Ah Squints was pervin a dish! Squints: Shut up i wasn't Yeah-Yeah: Yeah-Yeah you were! your tounge was hangin out of your head and you was swoonin! Oh Wendy Prefercorn my darling lover girl OHH Squints: I said shut up! i got a lot of things on my mind! (full quote)
  Here comes the heater.....Here it comes....Strike 3 you're out (full quote)
  Benny walks over to Smalls, Benny:Hey, you wanna come play some ball with us. Smalls:No Thanks. Benny:Why not. Smalls(looking around for an answer):Uhhhh, my, (looking at his stupid plastic mit)my mit is broken. Benny:Ok(reaching into his back pocket and bringing out a mit) Use this(chuking the mit into Smalls hands). (full quote)
  Ken: Okay now, this is my hitter, I dare you to hit it! Ham: You'll be sorry! Ken: Want the hitter? Benny: Oh man, Idiot! now we can't play no more! Benny; see ya tomorrow eight o'clock! smalls: okay bye! Oh benny!!! your glove! Benny: keep it man! smalls: oh Thanks!!! benny: Oh yeah....smalls....bring a t-shirt and jeans tomorrow ok? oh yeah...you have a fireplace? smalls: ya, why? Benny: hmm...throw that hat in there man! smalls: oh yeah, this...this is the only one i had.. Benny: not anymore, keep it! smalls: thanks benny! great! see you tomorrow. Mom!!!! guess what??? Benny: You can't throw it you know? Smalls: No, i don't know how....look see..thanks for taking me here, but i think i better go. Benny: hey, you think too much! this is baseball,you gotta stop thinking, just... have fun! when your arm,gets here,just let go, just let go.... Smalls: how do i catch it?? Benny: Just stand there and stick your glove on the air, i'll take care of you! (full quote)
  You think too much. I bet you get straight A's and shit. (full quote)
  smalls-whos is he? hes the greatest baseball player that ever lived! tommy-yea the greatest basebal player that ever lived! hes he the great banbino tommy- yea the great-- SHUT UP TOMMY!! (full quote)
  This is my heater. I dare you to hit it. (full quote)
  THE POOL HONEYS! (full quote)
  Camp Out (full quote)
  You play ball like a GIRL! (full quote)
  BERTRAM: Why'd you bring him benny? BENNY:'cuz theres 8 of us and he makes 9. YEAH-YEAH: yeah yeah so would my sister but I didn't bring her. BENNY: with 9 guys we got a whole team, Yeah Yeah (full quote)
  A baseball with my john hancock on it went over a fence and you can't get it back right. (full quote)
  Just go look through that hole in the fence. (Smalls looks and screams) What was that, what is that in there? ALL: CAMPOUT! (full quote)
  your KILLING ME SMALLS!!!!! (full quote)
  it was signed by a woman. it's really important, what was the name on the ball? baby..baby ruth! what?? Who is she? he's the great bambino!! BABE RUTH!! That's the same guy? (full quote)
  YOU MEAN THATS THE SAME GUY?!?!?! (full quote)
  THE BEAST!! (full quote)
  Holy crap you coulda been killed. ya ya tuely, what are you doing. I just thought id. If you were thinking you wouldn't had thought that. You can't go back there smalls. Then how do we get the ball back. We don't. We don't. It's history. It's history. Kiss it goodbye. Kiss it...shut up tommy. It's gone man, gone. games over man we;ll just have to get another ball tomorrow, we'll never see it again! Why not? The beast!!! what is that? Smalls listen to me... go over to that fence really slow & quiet and peek threw that hole. Something got the ball..what was it?...CAMPOUT!!!!!... (full quote)
  Pee-drinking crap face! (full quote)
  they had NINE kids and they still own Johnson's drug store to this day. (full quote)
  Fart smeller! *sniff sniff* (full quote)
  Big Chief... the best! (full quote)
  Yeahyeah: Wendy Peffercorn, my darling lover girl! (full quote)
  Smalls:I dunno. Some lady gave it to him. She signed her name. Some lady named Ruth. Babe Ruth? All: BABE RUTH!?!?! AHHHH!?!? Smalls: Yeah! Who is She? Squints: what? what!? (full quote)
  where have you guys been? We've been waitin' here forever already Ahh Squints was pervin' a dish No I wasn't Yeah, yeah you wer, your tongue was hangin' out and you was swoonin' ooh wendy preffercorn, my darling! I said, shut up! I've got a lot of things on my mind (full quote)
  Ham: check this, who am i?im the great bambinoe/ with a sigarr in his mouth,all: what?? ham: im the great bambinoe all:what? ham takin the sigarr out of his mouth: im the great bambinoe all but smalls: ohhh yeah! smalls: whos that? ham: what? what? what planet are you from? ham: he is only the best baseball player in the whole world! smalls: oh yeah of course um... i thought you said the great um... bambie ham: that whimpy dear? smalls : um.... yeah sorry ham turning his back: what ever (full quote)
  Benny: you got a fireplease at home?Smalls:yea, y Benny:throw that hat in there,okay. (full quote)
  Squints:Listen to me Smalls. This is a matter between life and death. Where did your old man get that ball? (full quote)
  She keeps oiling. And lotioning. And oiling. That's it! I can't take it anymore! (full quote)
  face it, Im just an egghead. - Smalls (full quote)
  You're killing me smalls. (full quote)
  C'mon Squints C'mon! Pull through bud! Squints.. Oh god, he looks like a dead fish. (full quote)
  We'll take you right here right now. Phillips: We play on a real diamond porter! (full quote)
  Oh! I remember you! CANNON ball!!! (full quote)
  Bitchin' - your ball, your ups. (full quote)
  Hey is that your sister out in left field...naked? she's naked... (full quote)
  hurry up batter...this is gonna be a short game and i gotta get home for lunch... (full quote)
  this'll just buy us some time, ya dorks! (full quote)
1454 YOU PLAY ball LIKE A GIRL! (full quote)
6631 Squints: You never heard of the Sultan of Swat... Kenny: ...the Titan of Terror... Timmy: ...the Colossus of Clout... Tommy: ...the Colossus of Clout... Benny: ...the King of Crash, man. (full quote)
7869 I blame myself. what we need is an airborne attack. The beast will never expect it. *Sighs* (full quote)
7869 The legend of the beast...Goes bakc a loooong time, before any of us could ever pick up a baseball. (full quote)
7869 I found out that Yeah-Yeah's parents sent him off to military school. He was one of the pioneers of bungee jumping. Of course...we all knew why (full quote)
9105 lotioning, oiling, lotioning, oiling-Squints (full quote)
10557 for-e-ver for-e-ver for-e-ver (full quote)
10854 Philips: Yeah, it's easy when you're playing with a bunch of rejects and a, fat kid, Rodriguez. Benny: Shut your mouth, Philips. Ham: What did you say? Philips: I said you shouldn't even be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez here, you're all an insult to the game. Ham: Come on! We'll take you right here, right now. Come on! Philips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats. (full quote)
10854 Ham: Watch it, jerk. Philips: Shut up, idiot. Ham: Moron! Philips: Scab eater! Ham: You mix your wheaties with your mamma's toe jam! Philips: You bob for apples in the toilet…and you like it! (full quote)
10854 Ham: You play ball like a girl! Philips: what did you say? Ham: You heard me. Philips: Tomorrow. Noon--at our field. Be there buffalo butt breath. Ham: Count on it! (full quote)
10854 Michael Squints Polodorus walked a little taller that day. And we had to tip our hats to him. What he'd done was sneaky, rotten, and low...and cool. Not another one among us would have ever in a million years not even for a million dollars have had the guts to put the moves on the lifeguard. He did. He had kissed a woman. And he kissed her long and good. We got banned from the pool forever that day. But every time we walked by after that, the lifeguard looked down from her tower, right over at Squints, and smiled. (full quote)
10854 Yeah yeah: Yeah, yeah, oscar myer even, foot long, dodger dog, a weanieee! Oohhhh! Benny: What are you laughing at Yeah Yeah? You run like a duck. Yeah yeah: Kay kay but I'm...I'm-- Benny: Part of the game, right? Yeah yeah: Mmm, yeah. Benny: So how come he don't get to be? Others: Cause he's the geek, man, he can't catch. Benny: Man, base up you blockheads! (full quote)
10854 Ham: Hey, man, you want a S'more? Smalls: Some more what? Ham: No, no, you want a S'more? Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing? Ham: You're killing me, Smalls. These are S'more stuff. OK, pay attention. First you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the mallow. When the mallow's flamin, you stick it on the chocolate. Then, you cover it with the other end. Then you scarf. It's kinda messy, but it's good. Try some. (full quote)
11234 Wendy Peppercorn (full quote)
11372 funky butt loving! (full quote)
11372 CANNONball!! (full quote)
11372 the kids a square benny! an L, 7 weenie! oscar meyer even... footlong.. dodger dog.. A WEENIE! (full quote)
12527 You're killin' me smalls! (full quote)
14298 Smalls:Hey guys, I got it, why don't we just go up and knock on the door and ask Mr. Myrtle for the ball i'm sure....(Squints intterupts)Are you crazy? Mr. Myrtle's the meanest old man that ever lived. He's the one that made the beast eat that kid. It's not an option, Forget about it (full quote)
14298 Benny:Oh,yeah Smalls, i almost forgot.. tomorrow wear a t-shirt and jeans. Smalls: Ok Benny:Oh and uh, you got a fireplace man? Smalls:Yeah, why? Benny:(flicks the hat)throw that hat in there man. Smalls:Well it was the only one i have so... Benny: Not anymore (pulls out hat) wear my old hat. Smalls: Thanks Benny! (full quote)
14298 Ham:Is that your sister out there, in left field? She's naked. Phillips:Shut up Porter! Ham:Hey hey, just tryin to have a friendly conversation......think she'd go out with me? (full quote)
14298 Phillips:Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game. Benny:Shut your mouth Phillips!! (full quote)
14298 The Legend of the Beast goes back a long time...before any of us could even pick up a baseball, back to a place called Myrtle's acres. It all started, um, about 20 years ago. Thieves kept stealing stuff from Myrtle's acres junkyard. So Mr. Myrtle the guy who ran the place, got him this new pup from the dogpound. He fed him whole sides of beef and turned the pup loose in the junkyard, and the pup was greatful. And so, after a few weeks the pup grew into the Beast, and he grew big and he grew mean. So he could protect the junkyard with only one thing on his mind KILL EVERYONE THAT BROKE IN. And he did, and he liked it. The Police started getting phone calls reporting the missing thieves, the one's the beast had killed. It added up to about 120..173 guys. The beast was to good at his job. My grandfather, Squidman Paladoris was police chief back then, and he ordered Mr. Myrtle to turn his backyard into a fortress and keep the beast chained up under the house so he couldn't get out to eat children and stuff. Because Mr. Myrtle asked until how long he had to keep the Beast chained up, he (Paladoris) said until 'Forever', 'Forever', 'Forever'. And so there he sits till jimmey the time he can break free, 'til jimmy the time he can get loose and run free again. Ham:Anything that goes over that fence, stays there.becomes a property of the Beast until 'Forever' (full quote)
14802 I've come here every summer of my adult life, and there she is lotioning and oiling, oiling and lotioning. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYmore! (full quote)
15956 Everybody gets the chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance either because they are too scard, or they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes. (full quote)
18029 your killing me smalls (full quote)
22299 Don't be a goofus, don't be a goofus! (full quote)
25438 Ya Ya you were, your tounge was hanging out and you was panting. Oh wendy peppercorn, my darling hunnybunch! (full quote)
27898 This summer he helped me get out of the biggest PICKLE i'd ever been in. (full quote)
umpirejack You play ball like a girl!! (full quote)
  Ya Ya: AWW...Squints was perv in a dish (full quote)
  I'm the great Bambino....what?.....i'm the great bambino....what I'M THE GREAT BAMBINO ........ohh (full quote)
  (lifegaurd) Should I turn him over? (Wendy Peffercorn) Never mind, mever mind. (Ham) Come on Squintz come on.(Tommy) Squintz, come on. (Scotty) Come On Squintz you can do it pull through, bud. (Tommy) Squintz. (Ben) Come on, man, come on. (Ya-Ya) Ya, ya he looks pretty crappy. (Bertrum) Oh god, he looks like a dead fish. (Squintz opens his eyes and smiles) (everyone) what?! (squintz kisses wendy) (Wendy) LITTLE PERVERT! (Timmy) Oh man he's in deep shit. (wendy throw them outta the pool area) (Wendy) AND STAY OUT! (full quote)
  I take back what I daid. You're not in trouble! You're dead where you stand!! (full quote)
  I take back what I daid. You're not in trouble! You're dead where you stand!! (full quote)
  Hamilton Porter: Low and outside, just like I like it! (full quote)
  Listen to me Smalls, this is a matter of life and death, where did you get that ball?- Squints (full quote)
  CANNON BAAAAAALL!! (full quote)
  (HAM): Hey you wanna smore? (smalls): some more of what? (ham): No, no you wanna a smore? (smalls): i haven't had anything yet. so how can i have some more of nothing? (ham): YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS! these are smores stuff. first u take the graham, then u stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the mallow. When the mallow's flamin', you stick it on the chocolate, then u cover it with the other end. then...you stuff! (full quote)
  OHHH mommy mommy look a doggy! ohhhhhhhh bigg doggy! (full quote)
  Its gotta be a short game...its gettin late and ive gotta be home for lunch (full quote)
  DONT BE A GOOFUS!! DONT BE A GOOFUS! (full quote)
  IF you were thinking you wouldnt of thought that (full quote)
  Hero's get remembered, but ledgends never die, follow your heart, you can't go wrong (full quote)
  Gershwin : he looks like a dead fish! Yeah Yeah: yeah yeah man.. he looks pretty crappy (full quote)
  YA YA IT GIVES YOU TONS OF ENERGY (full quote)
  Awww Crap! I almost forgot, CHAAAAAAAAW, been savin it for a good time. Ya ya give ya tons of energy, ya all the pros do it (full quote)
  YA YA TONS OF ENERGY (full quote)
  NAH NAH NEEZNAH (full quote)
  a (full quote)
  ae (full quote)
  a (full quote)
  hey hey...i remember you!!! (full quote)
  Lets make this a quick game.. i gotta be home for dinner (full quote)
  JERKS!! (full quote)
  Philips: Yeah, it's easy when you're playing with a bunch of rejects and a, fat kid, Rodriguez. Benny: Shut your mouth, Philips. Ham: What did you say? Philips: I said you shouldn't even be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez here, you're all an insult to the game. Ham: Come on! We'll take you right here, right now. Come on! Philips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats. Ham: Watch it, jerk. Philips: Shut up, idiot. Ham: Moron! Philips: Scab eater! Ham: You mix your wheaties with your mamma's toe jam! Philips: You bob for apples in the toilet…and you like it! Ham: You play ball like a girl! Philips: What did you say? Ham: You heard me. Philips: Tomorrow. Noon--at our field. Be there buffalo butt breath. Ham: Count on it! (full quote)
  hey look a doggy........ooh a big doggy! (full quote)
  benny: because we have 8 and he makes 9...we have a whole team now yeahyeah: yeah yeah so does my sister but i didnt bring her! (full quote)
  OK, pay attention. First you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the mallow. When the mallow's flamin, you stick it on the chocolate. Then, you cover it with the other end. Then you scarf. It's kinda messy, but it's good. Try some. (full quote)
  POOL HONYES! (full quote)
  PHILLIPS: BE THERE BUFFALO BUTT BREATH! HAM: COUNT ON IT PEA DRINKING CRAP face! (full quote)
  Run around get dirty, get into trouble for crying out loud. Now how many mother's say that to their son? smalls-well none mothers i guess (full quote)
  base up you blockkheads. (full quote)
  I'm bakin' like a toasted cheeser out here! (full quote)
  Fart, Fart, Fart, I love farts. (full quote)
  you're killing me smalls! these are smores stuff, pay attention, first you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham, then you roast the mallow, when the mallow's flamin, you stick it on the chocolate, then you cover it with the other end, then you stuff, kinda messy, but good (full quote)
  Yeah-yeah: He was swoonin. (full quote)
  Oiling, lotioning. Lotioning, oiling. I can't take it anymore! (full quote)
  Mom:Get into trouble for crying out loud! Now, how many mothers do you know that would tell their sons that? smalls: None mothers (full quote)
  It's so hot out here. I'm toasting like a cheeseburger. (full quote)
  It's 150 degrees out there u can't play baseball. U gotta listen to him u gotta call it off. Alright vote then anybody who wants to be a can't hack it pantywaiste who wears there mommas bra raise ur hand. (all raise hands) Fine fine fine be like that then so what are we gonna do all day. Ooooh ooohh ohh pool honey's. (full quote)
  He was pervin a dish (full quote)
  Ham: Smalls, do you want a s'more? Smalls: S'more what? Ham: No! Do you want a s'more? Smalls: I haven't had anything. How can I have s'more of nothing?! Ham; You're killin' me, Smalls. Pay attention. This is s'more stuff. First, you take the graham. Then, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallow's flamin', you stick it on the graham. You cover it with the other end, and then. . . you stuff. (full quote)
  Ham: Smalls, do you want a s'more? Smalls: S'more what? Ham: No! Do you want a s'more? Smalls: I haven't had anything. How can I have s'more of nothing?! Ham; You're killin' me, Smalls. Pay attention. This is s'more stuff. First, you take the graham. Then, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallow's flamin', you stick it on the graham. You cover it with the other end, and then. . . you stuff. It's kinda messy, but good! (full quote)
  Big Chief......THE best! (full quote)
  Its easy when you play with a bunch of rejects and uh fat kids rodriguez. Shut your mouth phillips. What'd you say. I said you shouldn't even be allowed to touch a baseball besides rodriguez your all an insult to the game. We'll take you on right here right now. We play on a real diamond porter besides you aint even good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats. Watch it. Scab eater. Puss licker. Fart sniffer. YOu eat dog crap for breakfast geek. YOu make you wienies with you mamas toe jam. You bob for apples in the toilet and you like it. You play ball like a girl. WHat did you just say. You heard me. TOmorrow. Noon at our field be there buffalo butt breath. COunt on it pee drinkin crap face (full quote)
  Heroes get remembered kid, but legends never die, follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong. (full quote)
  Mommy, Mommy..Look at doggie! OOohh a BIG doggie!!!! (full quote)
  Do you want a s'more some more what? No s'more how can I have some more if I havent had anything yet? YOUR KILLING ME SMALLS...you take the ghrham you stick the chocolate on the ghram. then you take the mallow when the mallows flamming you stick the mallow on the grham then you stuff (full quote)
  Benny-Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. Just have fun. (full quote)
  hey Mom, Im going to go Play some ball (full quote)
  Squints: If you wern't thinking you wouldn't have thought that. (full quote)
  Porter: Hey is that your sister out there in left field?...Naked?...She's naked ya' know. Pillups: Shut up, Porter! Porter: Hey, hey, hey! I'm just traying to have a friendly conversation... C'mon... Think she'll go out with me? The Sandlot Elton *Ham* Porter (full quote)
  Oh man, he's in deep shit! (full quote)
  smalls:Even my mom, a grown up GIRL knew who Babe Ruth was. (full quote)
  Smalls, are you gonna tell me that you went home, and swiped a ball that was signed by BABE RUTH, and you brought it out here and actually played with it?!? (and actually played with it?!) (full quote)
  Squints- you got it. Haul it up! (full quote)
  BIG CHIEF (full quote)
  put it dwon carful (full quote)
  SMALLS: what's back there? BENNY: it's the beast (full quote)
  Come bennie, he's a Square...an L7 weenie. Yeah yeah, Oscar meyer even! (full quote)
  You roast your weenies in you momma's toe jam! (full quote)
  He makes nine! Yeah well so would my sister but I didn't bring her. (full quote)
  Benny hes a L-7 weinie and a footlong dodger dog a weinie1 (full quote)
  Every Summer, there she is.. lotioning, oiling, oiling, lotioning.. I can't take it no more! MOVE! (full quote)
  you mix your wheaties with your momas toe jam (full quote)
  Forever. Forever. Forever. (full quote)
  the pipe. its PINCHED shut. (full quote)
  (After Ham hits a homerun off Denuenez) Oh yeah! Low and outside! Just like I like it! (full quote)
  FOREVER,FOREVER,FOREVER,FOREVER (full quote)
  Ham:i'm the great bambino{evervbody}what x2 Ham:i'm the great bambino[everybody]ohhhh smalls:whos that bertram:what were you born in a barn or something yeah yeah:yeah yeah what planet are you from squints:never heard of the sultan of swat kenny:the titan of terror timmy:the colossus of clout tommy:the colossus of clout benny:the king of crash man smalls: oh yeah the great bambino,of course,i thought you said the great bambi ham:that wimpy deer (full quote)
  Heroes are remembered, but legends never die kid (full quote)
  he ate them bones and all (full quote)
  That's the day I got us into the biggest pickle of our lives... (full quote)
  Benny:Great now i ruined the whole game for everybody.Kenny:No you didn't...that's the greatest thing i ever seen. (full quote)
  squints:farther. ffaaarrrttthhheerrrr. just a lil bit farther.you got it! (full quote)
  You're killing me smalls! (full quote)
  the baest (full quote)
  your killin me smalls (full quote)
  you make weenies with your mama's toe-jam! (full quote)
  Mac McKing: You're a fart-sniffing, road-apple-chewing, scab-licking female dog! Singleton: Well, you - Mac McKing: I ain't done yet! You're ugly, your mama dresses you funny, you stink like toe fungus and you ride the short school bus! (full quote)
  Benny: He makes nine. Yeah Yeah: Yeah yeah, so does my sister but i didn't bring her along! (full quote)
  he's in deep (bleep) (full quote)
  Squints was pervin' a dish (full quote)
Marvin Acme I'm baking like a toasted cheeser! It's so hot here! It's 150 degrees out there. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Squints was pervin a dish. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either because they're too scared, or they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Hey you wanna s'more? #2- Some more what? (full quote)
Marvin Acme And one day it became too much for Michael 'Squints' Palledorous, and he did the most desperate thing any of us had ever seen. (full quote)
Marvin Acme It's about time Benny, my clothes are goin outta style (full quote)
29964 1)Keep your eye on the ball 2)OK 1)so when the ball moves, move your glove 2)OK (full quote)
30083 1. what are you laughing at Yeah-Yeah? You run like a duck! (full quote)
30142 Heros get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you'll never go wrong. (full quote)
shutupstupid Babe Ruth signed this ball? I take it back. You're dead where you stand! (full quote)
30697 Everything that goes over that fence vanishes (full quote)
30697 1)Oh that Great Bambino! I thought you said Bambi 2)That stupid deer!? (full quote)
36502 smallS: Don't be a goofus.. don't be a goofus.. DON'T BE A GOOFUS!! (full quote)
37516 I've been swimming here every summer of my adult life, and there she is lotioning and oiling and oiling and lotioning. (full quote)
39273 OH SHIT!! (full quote)
40318 Mommy, mommy! Look! a doogy!! oooo a big doggy!! (full quote)
DoOrDoNot Its about time Benny, my clothes are going out of style! (full quote)
46489 Wait for it....Wait for it. You got it! Pull it in! (full quote)
46489 And he liked it.....ALOT! (full quote)
46489 1)I gotta get that ball back. 2) Once a ball goes over that fence it's gone man. 1)No i gotta get that ball back. It was my dad's. It was signed. 2) By who? 1)I don't know some girl named Baby Ruth. All) BABE RUTH?!?! (full quote)
Lalexr "Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand" (full quote)
Lalexr "Forever....Forever....Forever...." (full quote)