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True Romance - 1993 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  Who the f**k is Dick??? (full quote)
3505 He has more taste than my penis (full quote)
evilroy I want you to tell the angels in heaven that you never saw evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. (full quote)
evilroy Now the first time you kill somebody, that'd the hardest I don't give a fuck if you're Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? That guy up in that fuckin tower killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he drew a bead on, that one was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one? The second one ain't no fuckin' Mardi Gras either, but it's better than the first one cos you still feel the same thing only now it's like . . more diluted you know? It's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Than the third one . . .the third one is easy, you level right off . . . it's no problem. Now? Shit now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expessions change. (full quote)
5026 1) He musta thought it was white boy day. Is it white boy day? 2) No man, it ain't white boy day. (full quote)
5026 cause you . . . you're part eggplant. (full quote)
5026 I'd fuck Elvis. When he was alive I mean, not now. (full quote)
5026 1. Would you like to get some pie with me? 2. I would love to get some pie. (full quote)
5026 Bring back some beer.... and some cleaning products. (full quote)
4921 Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant. (full quote)
1212 I mean, he IS rockabily. Mean, surly, nasty, rude. (full quote)
1212 I watch that Hillbilly and I want to be him soo bad. (full quote)
1212 I ain't no fag, but Elvis is prettier than most women. (full quote)
1212 So, we'd both fuck Elvis. (full quote)
1212 1)You wanna take me to a kung fu movie? 2)Three kung fu movies. (full quote)
1212 If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would never have guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together. (full quote)
1212 But the dream was real, and was to change our lives forever. (full quote)
1212 That's the way it goes, but don't forget it goes the other way, too. (full quote)
1212 1)Enough about the King. How 'bout you? 2)How 'bout me what? (full quote)
1212 1)Well for starters, what do you do? Where are you from? What's your fravorite color? Who's your favorite movie star? What kind of music do you like? What are your turn-ons, your turn-offs? I guess the big question is do you have a fella? 2)Okay, ask me again, one by one. 1)What do you do? 2)I don't remember. 1)Where are you from? 2)I don't know. 1)What's your favorite color? 2)I don't know. Black? 1)Well, who's your favorite movie star? 2)Burt Reynolds. 1)Do you want a bite of my pie? 2)Yes, I would. A little one. 1)You all right? It's good. You like it? 2)Mm-hmm. 1)What kind of music do you like? 2)Phil Spector. Girl-group stuff like: He is a Rebel. 1)What are your turn-ons? 2)Mickey Rourke, a man who can appreciate the finer things in life, like sugar. Elvis' voice, kung fu, pie. 1)Turn-offs? 2)Turn-offs? 1)Mm-hmm. 2)...Persians. 1)Do you have a fella? 2)Ask me that one a little bit later. 1)In a theater full of empty seats, why, uh, why did you sit by me? (full quote)
1212 Wow, what a swell place to work! (full quote)
1212 You wanna see what Spider Man Number One looks like? (full quote)
1212 1)You're a whore? 2)No! I'm a call girl and there is a difference, you know! (full quote)
1212 Drexl? what's--what's a Drexl? (full quote)
1212 1)Well, hello, Mrs. Worley. 2)How do you do, Mr. Worley? 1)Top of the morning to you, Mrs. Worley. 2)Bottom of the ninth, Mr. Worley. (full quote)
1212 These, these ain't my clothes. (full quote)
1212 As the sun sets slowly in the West, we bid you a fine farewell. (full quote)
1212 1)Ask him if he got the letter. 2)Did you get the letter? 3)what letter? 2)what letter? 1)Letters. (full quote)
1212 You know, Sicilians are great liars. (full quote)
1212 I haven't killed anybody since 1984. (full quote)
1212 You're gonna be on T.J. Hooker? (full quote)
1212 Morning everybody. It's 6:22 here in L.A.. I'm David Perry at K.B.L.U. (full quote)
1212 All I got is fuckin' Floyd. (full quote)
1212 And besides, Floyd smoked the second page of the letter, okay? (full quote)
1212 1)where should we meet? 2)Rollercoaster. (full quote)
1212 Elliot looks a little green. (full quote)
1212 choose a fucking lane!! (full quote)
1212 1)No. Well, they were here, and they said that they were going to go there. Then they went. 2)Yeah? 1)Yeah. (full quote)
1212 Don't be condescending to me, man. I'll fuckin' kill you. (full quote)
1212 We now return to Bullitt already in progress. (full quote)
  You want me to suck his dick? Oh, who the FUCK is Dick. (full quote)
  1:That means you......... you're part eggplant. 2: And you're a cantalope. (full quote)
  Drexl: No Thanks? You sayin' you don't want to eat, nah I just think you scared to. See, we down here, ready to negotiate and you've already given up your shit, I'm still a mystery to you. But I know where yo white-ass is comin' from, he be a like this mothafucker care like he don't care or what, maybe this guy's such a bad mothafucka, he don't have to worry about nothin'. He just comin' down here and watch my mothafuckin' TV, and you ain't even sat down yet. That TV over there with the titties hangin' out. Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't pretty as a couple of titties. Clarence: I ain't eatin' cuz I ain't hungry, I'm not sittin' cuz I ain't stayin', I ain't lookin' at the TV cuz I saw it 7 years ago, it's the Mack, with Max Julien, Carol Speed, and Richard Pryor. Look Alabama's moving on to some greener pastures, I do not like to barter, I don't have fun in Tijuana. Here's a letter here on what she says. Now I ain't scared of you, I just don't like you. Drexl: Marty, ya know who we got here? Mothafuckin' Charlie Bronson, Mr. Majestik. (full quote)
  Hey Marty, you know what we got here? Mother fucking Charles Bronsen. Listen here Mr. Majestic... (full quote)
  There's something I never told you about me is that I HATE FUCKIN' COPS! (full quote)
  Drexl: Floyd be saying he don't pussy. Big Don: Shit, any nigga sayin' is lyin' his off. Drexl: I heard that. Floyd: Hold on a second. Big D, you say you eat pussy? Big Don: Nigga, I eat everythang. I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every muthafuckin' thang! Drexl: Preach on, Big D! Floyd: Look here. If I ever did eat some pussy - I would never eat any pussy - but, if I did eat some pussy, I sure as hell wouldn't tell no goddamn body. I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker. Big Don: Shit! Nigger you smoke enough sherm your dumb ass'll do a lot a crazy ass things. So you won't eat pussy? Motherfucker, you be up there suckin' niggas' dicks. Floyd: Fuck you guys, man! You guys are fucked up! Drexl: Man why you trippin'? We just fuckin' wit you. Man toss me the burner. Pretend this is that fine centerfold bitch and you're you. (Shoots Floyd and Big D) (full quote)
  Drexl: Floyd be saying he don't pussy. Big Don: Shit, any nigga sayin' he don't eat pussy is lyin' his off. Drexl: I heard that. Floyd: Hold on a second. Big D, you say you eat pussy? Big Don: Nigga, I eat everythang. I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every muthafuckin' thang! Drexl: Preach on, Big D! Floyd: Look here. If I ever did eat some pussy - I would never eat any pussy - but, if I did eat some pussy, I sure as hell wouldn't tell no goddamn body. I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker. Big Don: Shit! Nigger you smoke enough sherm your dumb ass'll do a lot a crazy ass things. So you won't eat pussy? Motherfucker, you be up there suckin' niggas' dicks. Floyd: Fuck you guys, man! You guys are fucked up! Drexl: Man why you trippin'? We just fuckin' wit you. Man toss me the burner. Pretend this is that fine centerfold bitch and you're you. (Shoots Floyd and Big D) (full quote)
  (drexl)...sit down boy,grab yo'self an eggroll. We got everything here from a little-eyed-joe to damm if I know... (full quote)
  sisilians were bread by niggers (full quote)
  1) Could I have one of those Chesterfields now? 2) Grab a seat there, boy. Want some dinner? Grab yourself an egg roll. We got everything here from a diddle-eyed-Joe to a damned-if-I-know (full quote)
  I like this kid Elliot. He's Fuckin Nuts! (full quote)
  It's Clarence's Pink Caddalac (full quote)
  Don't condescend me I'll f*cking kill ya (full quote)
  I have to hand it to you Clarence, this certainly ain't nose garbage (full quote)
  I don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out. All I have is fucking Floyd. (full quote)
  do i look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like french vanilla ice cream? no. no, okay then why are you telling me all this bullshit? do you wanna fuck me? (full quote)
  clifford (full quote)
  He's right she does taste like a peach (full quote)
  Floyd smoked the second page! (full quote)
  I am the anti-christ; you get me in a vendetta kinda mood, you can tell the angels in heaven you never saw evil so singurly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. (full quote)
  We all go a little crazy sometimes..... (full quote)
  It's better to have a gun and not need one than to need a gun and not have one. (full quote)
  this is the we live the life we chose and there is only one thing for certain none of us will see heaven (full quote)
  My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work for mister Blue Lou Boyle. (full quote)
  I now how painful this must be for you. But Clarence and that bitchwhore girl of his put this upon themselves. I employ you not to go down that same road. (full quote)
  'You're Sicilian, huh?' 'Yeah, Sicilian.' 'Hmmm... You know, I read a lot. Especiall thins about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know whether you know are not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.' 'Ehhh... Come again?' 'It's a fact. Sicilians have black blood pumping through their hearts. If you don't believe me, you could look it up. Hundreds of years ago, you see eh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. You see, way back then, Sicilians seemed like waps from Northern Italy. They all had blond hair, blue eyes. But eh, well, then the Moors moved in and eh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fucking with Sicilian women that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blond hair, blue eyes, became black hair, dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me, to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that eh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. This eh... No, I'm qouting history... It's written. It's a fact, it's written....' 'Ilove this guy, haha...' 'Your ancestors are niggers. Haha. Yeah. And yoyr great, great, great, great grandmother fucked a nigger. Yeah. And she had a halve nigger kid. Now if that's a fact, tell me... am I lyin'? 'Cause you are part eggplant.' 'Ooow. Heei, heei, heei, you are a cantalope..... Oooow. That was beautiful.' (full quote)
  Mmm...Son of a bitch is right...Tastes like a peach. (full quote)
  You're so cool! (full quote)
1212 That is probably the single best piece I hae ever read on Elvis Presley in my life. (full quote)
1212 1)I don't know about you, but they give me the greeps. 2)Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see what you mean. Look at that. 1)I mean, look at her. It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit EVERY branch on the way down. (full quote)
1212 1)I don't know about you, but they give me the creeps. 2)Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see what you mean. Look at that. 1)I mean, look at her. It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit EVERY branch on the way down. (full quote)
1212 All right, no more Mr. Fucking Nice Guy. (full quote)
1212 Always wanted to see what T.V. in other countries looks like. (full quote)
1212 Hey, you here? No, he's not here. (full quote)
1212 Get some beer,...and some cleaning products. (full quote)
1212 But one thing this last week has taught me: Its better to have a gun and not need it...than to need a gun and not have it. (full quote)
1212 Elliot, your motivation is to stay out of jail. (full quote)
1212 1)You guys want to smoke a bowl or...(guy cocks BIG gun)OH. Go down Beachwood and drive awhile, and then you gonna turn right, okay? And then you go, and you keep driving and you keep driving. (full quote)
5150a You want me to suck his dick? Oh, who the FUCK is Dick. (full quote)
5150a Sounds Like a nigger name. (full quote)
6599 I'm the Anti-Christ. You've got me in a vandetta kinda mood. You tell the angels in Heaven you've never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. (full quote)
7268 Okey dokey, doggy daddy. (full quote)
7268 See that? (punches man in the nose) Smarts, don't it? Gettin' slammed in the nose fucks you all up. You got that pain shootin' through your brain. Your eyes fill up with water. It ain't any kind of fun. But what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's ever gonna get, and it won't ever get that good again. (full quote)
7512 1. You know what he'll do? 2. what? 1. He'll wear a wire. 2. He'll wear a wire? 3. He'll wear a wire, we talked to him. (full quote)
7937 Hi, my name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling some uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree. (full quote)
9821 DREXL: Where the fuck is that bitch? CLARENCE: She's with me. DREXL: Who the fuck are you? CLARENCE: I'm her husband. DREXL: Well. That makes us practically related. Bring your ass on in. (full quote)
9821 DREXL: I don't think that white boy's got good sense. Hey, Marty. He must of thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it? MARTY: Naw, man, it ain't white boy day. (full quote)
circelli17 You know I read a lot. I read that its a fact that Sicilians were spawned by niggers... you're ancestors are niggers. your great, great, great, great grandmother fucked a nigger... you're part eggplant. (full quote)
circelli17 If its one thing this last week has taught me is its better to have a gun and not need it then to need a gun and not have it. (full quote)
10929 If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would've never guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together. (full quote)
15848 Don't condescend me, man. I'll fuckin' kill ya, man. (full quote)
18151 We're gonna have a little Q & A and at the risk of sounding redundant please, make your answers genuine. (full quote)
18151 I'm talkin' about a massacre. They snatched my narcotics and hi-tailed it outta there. Would have got away with it but your son, fuckhead that he is, left his driver's license in the dead guy's hand. (full quote)
Evenstar Hey you guys wanna smoke a bowl or... (they aim guns) oh... (full quote)
droshky Boom Boom! (fires his gun) I haven't killed anyone...boom...since 1984... (full quote)
dickritchie You see that? That smarts, doesn't it? Getting slammed in the nose. Fucks you all up. You get that pain shootin' through your brain, your eyes fill up with water. That ain't any kind of fun, but what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get. And it won't ever get that good again. (full quote)
dickritchie I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get all slippery and soapy and then hop in that waterbed and watch X-rated movies 'till you get your ass back in my lovn' arms. (full quote)
dickritchie Hi, my name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling some uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree. (full quote)
dickritchie You're an actor! Act, motherfucker! (full quote)
dickritchie I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin' thang! (full quote)
dickritchie 1) Elliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream? 2) What? 1) I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream? 2) No. 1) No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me? (full quote)
Kris get some, get some beer and get some cleaning supplies (full quote)
35354 We got everything from a jigali joe to damned if I know. (full quote)
38482 (ELVIS) I like you Clarence, always have,(snaps his fingers, and point at him)always will. (full quote)
38482 what did he want to call the movie? bodybags two i think. jesus i have more taste in my penis. (full quote)
43056 do you know how much fuckin coke this is? #2 I don't know, how much? #1 I don't know but it's a fuckin lot! (full quote)
43203 Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen. And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from. (full quote)
43354 You see that? Smarts doesn't it, getting slammed in the nose. Got that pain shooting through your brain, your eyes fill up with water, that ain't any kind of fun. what I have to offer you, is as good as its gonna get, and it won't ever get that good again. (full quote)
THESHOOTIST WHY IS A SICILYIAN callED AN EGGPLANT (full quote)