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Varsity Blues - 1999 Movie Quotes


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14740 Boner is good. Boner is very good. (full quote)
14740 good moonin' boys, good moonin! (full quote)
14740 1) I've been up since the crack of dawn, and I had to ask you a question. What is up with Carrie Ann Baker? 2) What, Darcy's friend? 1) Oh my god! She's got this look! Like the, 'I just fell out of the I'm gonna suck your dick tree and hit every branch on the way down.' (full quote)
15151 Mrs. Davis, will you go to the prom with me? (full quote)
8837 Toss me one son. (full quote)
  (after mooning teammates)Good moonin boys, good moonin! I've been up since the of dawn and I had to ASS you a question. (full quote)
  See, they need to change the name of the show to America's Funniest Shots in the Nuts! (full quote)
14969 Ms Davis: Come on class say it with me. Penis, Penis Penis, Vagina, Vagina,Vagina. class: Penis, Penis Penis, Vagina, Vagina, Vagina (full quote)
16568 If that needle goes anywhere near Wendalls leg, i swear to god on my mothers grave i will rip your arms off and beat you to death with them (full quote)
15412 Ohh my god! It's Johnny Moxon! Somebody hold me up! (full quote)
  Billy Bob--Chug it Bacon Chug it. what do you mean is he a boy or a girl? Look at the size of that sausage. Hey..look at the size of that sausage. (full quote)
  Tweeder --Good moonin boys, Good moonin. I've been up since the crack of dawn and i had to ask you a question. What is up with Mary Sue Baker? Billy Bob--Darcies Friend Tweeder--Oh my god it looks like she just fell out of the i wanna suck your dick tree and hit every branch on the way down. Mox--You need to focus man. Tweeder--i cant focus i need to get some ass i need to hit some ass. I'm about to fuck your pig what do you think about that? Give me a Kiss (full quote)
  Billy Bob--Look he's from class of 1980 Tweeder--well thats team spirit you are from class of 1980 and still come to call these football parties.1908 guy--i wouldnt miss these Billy Bob--Look he's from class of 1980 Tweeder--well do you want to be on worlds funniest camera? 1980 guy--yeah Tweeder-- well put this flower pot over your head and stand up real tall and say im a stupid and i am about to get hit in the nuts! Billy Bob--thats funny! tweeder--aint it funny! they shoudl change the name of the show to funniest shots taken in the nuts! (full quote)
  billy Bob--I love that dog. Mox-- I think its a pig.. billy Bob-- Yeah! (full quote)
  Tweeder--I give it a 9 1/2 i still got wood. billy Bob--I give it a 10 a 10 a fuckin 10! (full quote)
  Tweeder--Man i cant concentrate cause all i can picture is Mrs.Davis' fat ass bouncin in my face. Mox--i know i am hung over too (full quote)
  Tweeder--Man i cant concentrate cause all i can picture is Mrs.Davis' fat ass bouncin in my face. Mox--i know i am hung over too (full quote)
  Police--Well if it aint Charlie Tweeder. Tweeder--Im glad you get to wear cute Mount me hats Police--Mount me? Tweeder--Well not right now maybe later Police--why i otta Police 2--hey hey hey we arent here to cause trouble we just wanted to say no drinking and driving. Tweeder-there will be no drinking and no driving. You know what you're right here you go im going to go home. No you hurt my feelings and now i am going home, and you can kiss my ass! Police-Hey hey hes taking the car Tweeder--Im going to jail (full quote)
6725 did she use the whip cream on ya? (full quote)
  what the hell is that? (full quote)
17626 billy Bob cried, because he's a bit of a crier. And Tweeder drank beer, because Tweeder drinks beer. (full quote)
  She looks like she fell out of the I'ma suck yo' dick tree and hit every branch on the way down! (full quote)
  what's that smell? 2That's us (full quote)
  what's that smell? 2.That's us! (full quote)
  I don't want your life! (full quote)
19481 She broke my heart....so I broke her jaw. (full quote)
19723 Damn mox.....i though you knew (full quote)
19723 I give it..... a ten, a ten, a FUCKING 10!! (full quote)
5150a Wanna see the new Tweeter End Zone Dance? You know what I call it? The 'New Tweeter End Zone Dance.' (full quote)
5150a Tonight we play Bingville! Tonight we beat Bingville! (full quote)
5150a I don't love Lance! It was never about love. It was about getting a better life! (full quote)
5150a Close your eyes. Now think real hard. Now say 'I'm an idiot and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.' (full quote)
5150a A) Cute 'mount-me' hats. B) 'mount-me?' A) Well, not right now, but maybe... (full quote)
5150a call me 'a Aliakbar Shebazz Da.' (full quote)
5150a You have got the be the dumbest smart kid I know! (full quote)
5150a Well, Gee...heck...You referred to yourself as 'one man.' You are really enjoying this. (full quote)
5150a Oh, Big Billy Bob Crybaby!? You cost me my perfect season. How's it feel? My quarterback is off limping, and to top it off I got watch you cry about it? (full quote)
5150a Oopdie-fucking-Oop! (full quote)
5150a When we started this, Kilmer said 48 minutes for the next 48 years of our lives. I say fuck that. I say fuck that. Let's go out there and play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes. And we'll leave all out on the field. (full quote)
5150a We have the rest of our lives to be mediocre, but we have the chance to play like gods tonight. But we can't be afraid to lose. There's no room for fear in this game. Now if we go out there and half-ass it because we're scared, then we're left with nothing but an excuse. We'll always wonder. (full quote)
  When we started this, Kilmer said 48 minutes for the next 48 years of our lives. I say fuck that. I say fuck that. Let's go out there and play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes. And we'll leave all out on the field. We have the rest of our lives to be mediocre, but we have the chance to play like gods for the next half of football. But we can't be afraid to lose. There's no room for fear in this game. And if we go out there and half-ass it because we're scared, then we're left with nothing but an excuse. We'll always wonder. But if we go out there and give it all we got, that?s heroic? Let?s be heroes. (full quote)
  When we started this, Kilmer said 48 minutes for the next 48 years of our lives. I say fuck that. I say fuck that. Let's go out there and play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes. And we'll leave all out on the field. We have the rest of our lives to be mediocre, but we have the chance to play like gods for the next half of football. But we can't be afraid to lose. There's no room for fear in this game. And if we go out there and half-ass it because we're scared, then we're left with nothing but an excuse. We'll always wonder. But if we go out there and give it all we got, thats heroic? Lets be heroes. (full quote)
  When we started this, Kilmer said 48 minutes for the next 48 years of our lives. I say fuck that. I say fuck that. Let's go out there and play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes. And we'll leave all out on the field. We have the rest of our lives to be mediocre, but we have the chance to play like gods for the next half of football. But we can't be afraid to lose. There's no room for fear in this game. And if we go out there and half-ass it because we're scared, then we're left with nothing but an excuse. We'll always wonder. But if we go out there and give it all we got, thats heroic. Lets be heroes. (full quote)
  These are my people. (full quote)
  The day was ours and no one could ever take it away. (full quote)
  Darcy: Its kinda strange having you in my house Mox: Yeah I feel like I'm doing something illegal Darcy: Well not yet (full quote)
  In america we have laws, laws against killin and laws against stealin (full quote)
  Kyle did you start a cult.. thats so sweet bingville cant stand no chance and bingville cant see no dance you wanna see the new tweeder endzone dance .... you wanna know what its called the new tweeder endzone dance (full quote)
  Mrs. Davis: Pedro? 2nd String Quarterback: Yes Mrs. Davis, Pedro. (full quote)
  Would you like some cheese with that whine? (full quote)
  You give her 2 perkiset a vicodine and a couple of beers and the pantys drop. It's nice, it's niiiices! (full quote)
  police~ congradulations tweeder~ well congradulations to you too police~ congradulations for what? tweeder~ for getting to wear those cute lil mount me hats! police ~ mount me? tweeder ~ well not right away maybe after a couple of drinks ..... (full quote)
  Hand down Billy-Bob! (full quote)
  Jonathon Moxon you are under arrest for not being naked in this car with some sophmore chick who wants to bath you with her tongue.... (full quote)
  Oopty oop? Oopty fuckin' oop? You can't run a simple slant pattern let alone oopty oop! (says to self while kicking dirt---> Oopty Oop)... (full quote)
  pukin rally!!!! (full quote)
  Playing football for West Cannan may have been the opportunity of your life, but I don't want your life! (full quote)
  1.What's Bacon doing here? 2.Billy Bob dropped him off and said you'd know how to take care of him. (full quote)
  1.You haven't seen her in her whip cream bikini? 2.(long pause) No. 1.Well that's how she got lance. (full quote)
  bingville don't stand no chance, cause bingville can't see my dance (full quote)
  Mox:Billy-Bob you ready to run? BB:You really don't think that play where i run down the field acting all stupid is really gonna? Mox:Be ready to run Billy-Bob. BB: Oh shit Mox.. (full quote)
  Tweeder: Good mooning good mooning, i was up at the crack of dawn today boys and i had to ass you a question, what's up with Carrie Ann Baker? BB: Who, Darcy's friend? Tweeder: Yeah, she looks like she hit the I want to suck your dick tree, and hite every branch on the way down.. (full quote)
  i need ya man who is protect my ass your boney ass i dont think i have boney i think i have a rather nice ass it is kinda nice (full quote)
  To bad no one had the bonk to hold us back when we was kids, hey Sammy boy! (full quote)
  Well Mox.... Gota Bail. Ladie shut up and hold onto your nipples! (full quote)
  Hey mox. you skinny ass bitch, lets roll (full quote)
  I give her a TEN! A FUCKING TEN! (full quote)
  Never show weakness! The only pain that matters is the pain you inflict! (full quote)
  Billy Bob : Hey Mox you skinny ass bitch. lets rool!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  I was lying in bed last night and i drifted off to sleep and i had this dream. We were beating Bingville 14 to 3. When i woke up i was kinda sad. But i realized it was just a dream, cause i know we're gonna beat alot worse than that. (full quote)
  Mox: Before this game started he said 48 minutes the next 48 years of our lives. I say fuck that, I say fuck that lets go out there and well play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes. And leave it all out on the field, we got the rest of our lives to be mediocre but we got the opportunity to play like gods for the next half of football, but we cant be afraid to lose, there’s no room for fear in this game. If we go out there and we half ass it because where scared, all we have is an excuse, we’re always gonna wonder. But we go out there and we give it absolutely everything, that’s heroic….. lets be heroes (full quote)
  as I walk through the shadow of the valley of death I shall fear no faggots from Bingville (full quote)
  billy Bob : This here’s a strip club man. Im here to work. (full quote)
  In my time here at West Caanan High school, I've won 22 district championships and 2 state titles, count'em. (full quote)
Shadrach Before the game, Coach said 'the next 40 minutes for 40 years of your life'. Well, I say we play the next 30 minutes for the next 30 minutes. We have a chance to be gods for the next half hour of football. Let's be heroes. (full quote)
Shadrach 1) Now, son, I'm going to ask you one question. Can you play tonight? 2) *after thinking a bit* Yes, Coach. 1) That's my soldier, William Robert. Now you rest here and take advantage. See you at 4:00 practice. (full quote)
10929 I don't want your life! (full quote)
10929 Nice guys finish last. (full quote)
10929 Are you ready for the fallout? (full quote)
10929 Every little thing counts. (full quote)
10929 Hot for teacher. (full quote)
10929 Thunderstruck. (full quote)
14969 Moxon get your ass in the game (full quote)
14969 I don't want your life (full quote)
14969 I gotta ax you a question. Just what is up with Veronica Ann Baker. (full quote)
14969 Lance tore every ligament he's got he's gonna need a couple surgries just to fix it all. (full quote)
20182 oh honey, did you start a cult? (full quote)
kunkerdo0dle NO dad, playing football at West Cannon High school, might have been the opportunity of your lifetime, but I don't want your life! (full quote)
21480 i give it a 9.5, i still got wood (full quote)
22425 I am the great and honorable Al Ali Akbar Shabaz Da (full quote)
22425 *puts condoms on counter* Asa Lama Lakem' clerk: OK. (full quote)
vanilla Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your clothes and get in the car. (full quote)
29257 Yea though I walk through the valley of Death, I will fear no faggots from Bingville... (full quote)
29257 He's gonna call some dinosaurs (full quote)
29257 You're a scarey superstar! (full quote)
29257 I got my cat scanned. Doc says I can play! (full quote)
29257 Hold on to your nipples, girls! (full quote)
29257 Wangers on the glass at the Kiwanas club (full quote)
33899 Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina! (full quote)
33899 The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icicle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, purple-headed yogurt slinger...oh, and ah, Pedro. (full quote)
33899 A 10...a 10...a fucking 10! (full quote)
36418 It costs too much to look that cheap. (full quote)
36418 TEN!! Fucking TEN!! (full quote)
38380 Tweeder: listen, you give 'em a percocet, two vicaden and a couple of beers and the panties drop. (full quote)
40884 Tweeder-good moonin boys good moonin!! I woke up at the Cracka dawn and I had to ASS you a question. What is up with Carey Ann Baitmen? Billybob-Darcy's friend? Tweeder-shes got this look, like oh my god i just fell off the im gon sick your dick tree and hit every branch on the way down. (full quote)
40884 This makes me wonder if you know the difference between a sneez and a wet fart!!!!!!!You gonna be second string all your life boy!! (full quote)
bigclaude Tonight, we play Bingville. Tonight, we beat Bingville. (full quote)
Lalexr "what the FUCK is THAT?" (full quote)
Lalexr "If your hungry, i left a few hot dogs in there!" (full quote)
krolio The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and a pedro. (full quote)
matthew good moonin boys, good moonin. I've been up since the crack of dawn and i had to assssk you a question. What is up with kerry ann baker? mmm darcy's friend? oh my god!! she's got this look. Like i just fell out of the i'mo suck your dick tree and hit every branch on the way down. Tweeter you need to focus. I can't focus i need to get some ass. i need to hit some ass...... i'm about to fuck your pig how about that? (full quote)