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Wayne's World 2 - 1993 Movie Quotes


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  We'll just run through these with a fine-toothed comb...cross out t's and dot our...(gulp)...lower-case j's. (full quote)
  1)How do I get out of here? 2)Follow the weird naked indian. (full quote)
4814 1) I haven't seen you around in here before... 2) Maybe because it's my first time in here... (full quote)
  So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night (full quote)
3225 1) Take me, Garth 2) where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket (full quote)
3225 Hello, darling. I hope I wasn't too much of an animal (full quote)
  1) Hey, that's a UNX book. 2) Yeah? 1) cool (full quote)
5817 I here you're putting on a concert... That's good... People need music... I wish I could silence the little voices that appear in my head. Voices that scream over and over... Why do they come to me to die, God... Why do they come to me to die? (full quote)
  Can I be frank with you? #2 Can I still be Garth? (full quote)
5994 But the shopkeeper and his son, thats a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. nasty buisness really. (full quote)
5754 Do you think I am a gulla-bull or even a gulla-calf (full quote)
5754 I can go to a movie on a school night like that (snap) (full quote)
6261 You've heard, you've seen, you know. (full quote)
6252 She would give a dog a bone! (full quote)
  By the way Garth finally got his pubes. Garth: You didnt tell em about my pubes did ya? Wayne: No, of cource not (full quote)
6261 a) So Mr. Campbell are you serious about putting on a rock concert? b) Are you kidding? I'd give my right eye. (full quote)
6261 I'm just gonna stay here and lick the cat's butt. (full quote)
6261 Sorry! Sorry everybody! Wrong wedding! (full quote)
7916 I was in a place like this once. Sri Lanka, or formerly Surlan. It was about 3 in the morning and we were looking for 100 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So Jeff Bet popped his head around the corner and mentioned there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So we go. And it's closed. So there's me, Keith Moon and David Crosby breaking into this little sweet shop right. Now instead of a guarddog they got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace. But the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business really, but we got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show! ::applause:: (full quote)
Shadrach If you book them, they will come. (full quote)
8043 Did you ever see that Twilight Zone where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool huh? (full quote)
9508 So I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. (full quote)
10945 So there I am in sri lanka, formely cerloin, around 3 o'clock in the mornin, looking for 1000 brown m&ms to fill a brandi glass, or ozzy wouldnt go on stage that night. so jeff bake pops his head around the door, and mentions theres a little sweet shop on the edge of town. so, we go, and, its closed. so theres me and keith moon and david crosby breakin in to this little sweet shop right? well instead of a guard dog they have this bloody great big bengal tiger. well, i managed to take care of the tiger with a can of mase, but the shop owner and his son, was a different story all together..............i had to beat them to death with their own shoes......nasty buisness really. but, sure enough, we got the 1000 m&m's, and ozzy went on stage, and did a great show (full quote)
7869 Jump twooooooooo! Jump twooooooooooooooooooooo! (full quote)
  now on either side of the stage will be browning fully automatic machine guns. remember that these babies tend to heat up a bit so shoot in three second bursts (full quote)
  ...You will get bruises...you will get tired...You will get Aches and Pains...but...You will also get good... Advice to the new Roadies from the british guy (full quote)
15784 I know all seven fighting techniques...The Crane...The Stag...The Bat...The Rat...The Horse...The Tiger...The Monkey...The Beatle...I will take you, Old Man. (full quote)
  And because we're having it at Comrade's, we'll call it Communist party. (full quote)
  GARTH: Bobby can I ask You a Question? Bobby: sure garth, what is it? Garth: A sphincter says What? Bobby: *says nothing* Garth: I said, A sphincter says WHAT? Bobby: YOu expect me to say waht, Like i dont get it, don't you? Wayne & Garth start Panicing Wayne: Oh dear, last guy didn't get it Bobby * in a very sarcastic voice*: WHAT? Wayne: you big, we small! (full quote)
17868 (at picadilly circus) what a shitty circus (full quote)
  Kim Basinger (Honey Hornee): I'm gonna be frank. Dana Carvey (Garth Algar): Uhm...Ok..Can I still be Garth? (full quote)
  You gonna kiss your mother with that mouth?! (full quote)
  Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons. (full quote)
22679 Dell Preston: So, one time when I was a roadie with Ozzy in Sri Lanka; formerly Ceylon; and Ozzy won't go on stage unless he has 5000 brown M & M's to fill a brandy glass. So its me a David Crosby when who should pop his head around the corner but Keith Moon and says that there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So we go to the sweet shop and its closed. We break in, and instead of a guard dog, there's a bloody bengal tiger. Well, we got passed the tiger, but the shop owner and his son were a whole 'nother story all together...we had to beat them to death with their own shoes...well, we got the M&M's and ozzy put on a great performance. true story. (full quote)
22860 And there i am in shrylanka formally surlan at 3 oclock in the morning looking for 1000 brown m&m's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzie wouldn't go on stage that night. So Jeff Beck pops his head around the door and mentions theres a little sweet shop at the end of town. So we go, and its closed. So theres me and keith moon and david crosby breakin into the little sweet shop, well instead of a guard dog they have this bloody great big bengal tiger. Well i managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace. But the shop owner and his son, thats a different story all together, i head to beat them to death with there own shoes. Nasty business really. None the less i got the m&m's and Ozzie put on a great show. (full quote)
  WAYNE: I did a project on Sweden in the 8th grade. I stayed up all night working on it, had to drink like 20 cups of coffee to keep me awake. The next day in gym class we went on the mini tramp and I got diahrrea...I really wish I hadn't told you that. (full quote)
  GARTH: Wow, you were at Woodstock? WAYNE: Excellent! What was that like? DEL: Well, it rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it. I almost remembered something else but it's gone. (full quote)
Waar Why would we want to look at your eye? Is there....something wrong with THAT weird eye? (full quote)
13226 Tell me, didn't you find it a trifle unnecessary to see the crack in the Indian's bottom? (full quote)
25582 My mom gave me dollar and dropped me off at the park and ride. (full quote)
  Maybe we can do it on the stage (full quote)
  in the Aerosmith song: SHUT UP AND DANCE!! (full quote)
  My woman likes me in cologne. (full quote)
  I like em teeny and toasty. (full quote)
  WAYNE: but My girlfriend's in there! GUARD:...A lot of peoples girfriends are in there. WAYNE AND GARTH: Deeenied (full quote)
  WAYNE: There is a god. GARTH: Heather be thy name. WAYNE AND GARTH: *Schwiiiiiiiiiing* (full quote)
  WAYNE: I guess Jim was wrong. DEL: Was it..Jim Morrison? WAYNE: Yes!! DEL: I hafta ask you...did you find it a trifle unnecessary to see the crack in the Indian's bottom? WAYNE: Yes! Absolutely! DEL: I had the exact same dream. WAYNE AND GARTH: Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaa!! (full quote)
  GARTH: (sees phone floating) I think I drank too much Jolt Cola. (full quote)
  WAYNE: Hey Cassandra- how do you get my clothes so white and fresh-smelling? CASSANDRA: It's an age-old Cantonese family method that very few people know about. WAYNE: Ahh....wait a minute...Calgon? Ancient chinese secret, huh? (full quote)
  WAYNE: Will Garth ever get his sports illustrated football phone? JIM: It was sent to the wrong house, it should arrive tommorow along with the sports illustrated swimsuit issue, and the stanley cup: 100 years of glory. (full quote)
  GARTH: Wake up Wayne! Guess what came in the mail...my sports illustrated football phone....WAYNE: Oh my god! GARTH: My sports illstrated swimsuit issue.... WAYNE: Oh my god...GARTH: and a copy of the stanley cup: 100 years of glory. (full quote)
  JIM: Being an adult means facing responsibility, yet still taking the time to have fun. WAYNE: Right! It’s sort of like coming home on Friday night and doing your homework right away so that your Saturday night is free to just party. JIM: No I like the way I said it better. (full quote)
  GARTH: So, did Jim Morrison give you Del Preston's exact address? WAYNE: Yes, he said exactly London, England. (full quote)
  WAYNE: Excuse me, what are you guys doing here in the middle of the street? GUY: Well, I'm putting these chickens in crates, and stacking them right here. Jim's job is to make sure we always have plenty of watermelons. WAYNE: Ooooh, so you're selling watermelons. JIM: No, no sir. We just have to make sure we have plenty of them stacked at all times, just like with these here chickens. GARTH: What do these guys do? GUY: Well their job is to walk back and forth with this big plate-glass window every couple of minutes. Garth: Thats......weird. WANYE: Yeah, you've got to wonder if this is gonna pay off later on. (full quote)
  GARTH: when did you turn into a nut bar? (full quote)
  WAYNE AND GARTH: Were not worthy! Were not worthy! STEVE TYLER: You're worthy you're worthy, get up. (full quote)
  NERD #1: Im from wilmette. NERD #2: I'm from cicero. NERD #1: My mom gave me a dollar, and dropped me off at the parking garage. Hey are you those to guys from that Wayne's world show? NERD #2: Wayne's World! WAYNE: No! NERD #1: Well you guys sure look like em. GARTH: Look- if Wayne says were not -were not! (full quote)
  1) I'm gonna be frank 2) Can i still be Garth? (full quote)
  my girlfriend's in there. --hey, alot of people's girlfriends are in there. (full quote)
  when did you become a complete nut bar? (full quote)
  Well Bobby...Ixney on the Condisentionay (full quote)
  I don't know man, I hate my father, I hate my life, but i feel GREAT man, you guys are great... I'm gonna go pick a fight (full quote)
  Well you know how these things start. One guy tells another guy tell some. And then he tells 2 friends....and they tell 2 friends....and they tell their friends....and so on and so on and so on....you know how these things go. (full quote)
  MS. HORNEE: I'll bet you like to be in control. Tell me. GARTH: Well, um, when I was 17, my little sister tried to borrow my Def Leppard record- I said No way. (full quote)
  MS. HORNEE: Take me Garth. GARTH: where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket. MS. HORNEE: I'm gonna be frank. GARTH: Ok can I still be Garth? (full quote)
  Relationships arent for the timid. And I should know. For I am no longer a stranger in the ways of the woman. (full quote)
  GARTH: Ok weve have some word that there is some bad red rope licorice circulating in the crowd. Please stay away from the red rope licorice...do not bite any off or chew it...it could cause potential emergency... (full quote)
  Welcome to pikadilly circus. wow what a shitty circus (full quote)
  SHWING!!!! (full quote)
  CASANDRA!!! (full quote)
  -Take me garth. -where?....... I'm Low on gas and you need a jacket. -I'm gonna be frank -Ok...can I still be Garth? (full quote)
  Well, nice to meet you Bjergen Kajargen from Kanjergen near the Juburgan Fjords. Hmmm... Kanjergen... that's in the Kalargen province near the Bubjergen River! Ya-hah! (full quote)
  so here we are, breakin into this little sweetshop on the edge of town. Instead of a guard dog they had this bloody huge bangel tiger, managed to fight the tiger of witha can of mice, but the shopkeeper and his son was a whole different story all together, i had to beat them to death, with their own shoes. Nasty buisness really. (full quote)
  wow what a shitty cicus (full quote)
  wow what a shity cicus (full quote)
  your all squiggly (full quote)
  GARTH: Wake up Wayne! WAYNE: Garth! I just had the most vivid and powerful dream. Jim Morrison told me the purpose of my life was to put on a concert. GARTH: Cool... Oh hey Guess what finally came in the mail, i guess they sent it to the wrong house...my sports illustrated football phone........WAYNE: Oh my god! GARTH: My sports illstrated swimsuit issue........ WAYNE: Oh my god...GARTH: and the stanley cup, 100 years of glory. (full quote)
  WAYNE: I guess Jim was wrong. DEL: Was it.....Jim Morrison? WAYNE: Yes!! DEL: Did he have a weird naked indian friend? WAYNE: Yes! DEL: I hafta ask you...did you find it a trifle unnecessary to see the crack in the Indian's bottom? WAYNE: Yes! Absolutely! DEL: I had the same dream. WAYNE AND GARTH: Whooooooaaaaaaaaa!! (full quote)
  im daaaaancing... (full quote)
10929 Aurora...It's a state of mind. (full quote)
10929 Stevenson Park...Step on it. (full quote)
10929 Cassandra! Cassandra! Cassandra! (full quote)
10929 Jim Morrison said it...If you book them, they will come. (full quote)
10929 Let's do the Thelma and Louise angle. (full quote)
10929 Welcome to Waynestock. (full quote)
10929 I'm Jim Morrison. (full quote)
22756 GARTH: Where are we supposed to meet Cassandra? WAYNE: Cha-ching cha-ching! backstage laminates! (full quote)
22756 Hi, I'm wayne campbell- excellent. Welcome to waynes world 2. let me bring you up to speed- c'mon! Theres alot to tell you, so lets take the scenic route. A year has passed, I'm a little older, I'm a little wiser, and I'm starting to get hair in really weird places man. I feel like I'm turning into Sasquatch. I still go out with my girlfriend Cassandra- shes cutting a record demo in Chicago, her careers really taking off. You remember Cassandra, right? Ahhh Cassandra, gggrrrrrr, Schwing! What a babe. She'd give a dog a bone. But you know, even though I live on my own now, everybodys really hassling me to do something with my life, you know...to become an adult. I feel like I'm in a John Hughs rite du passage movie. But what i'd really love to do is something extraordinary, something big, something mega, something copious, something capacious, something cajunga. But...I'll probably end up working at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter....Shyeah! (full quote)
22756 Somebody just grabbed my butt! (full quote)
22756 Its like a thousand fingers urging you to let go! (full quote)
22756 WAYNE: Why have you brought me here? JIM: To help you find some answers, wayne. WAYNE: Answers to what? JIM: Ask me a question. WAYNE: OK, 2 trains are traveling at 60 miles an hour, one from Chicago, one from Los Angeles- JIM: No, ask me a question about your life. (full quote)
22756 Uhh...old man fashioning a kayak out of a log? (full quote)
22756 Real gigs? Well uh, ix-nay on the condescention-ay, there Chet. (full quote)
22756 GARTH: A sphincter says what?......I said, a sphincter says what? BOBBY:........You want me to say what...like I dont get it. Is that it? WAYNE: Oh dear, last guy didnt get it, last guy didnt get it. You big- you big...we small- small. So, we better go. (full quote)
22756 I'm what you call....sans parents. (full quote)
22756 MISS HORNEE: So Garth, would you like to have dinner some night? GARTH: Oh i like to have dinner every night. (full quote)
22756 I know all seven animal styles: The cran- the stag- the horse- the tiger- the bat- the rat- the monkey- the beetle. I will take you old man. (full quote)
22756 DEL: I'm just an old geezer, what do I know about today's music. When i was working, it was all bands like Eric Clapton, and the rolling stones. I mean its not like the Grateful Dead is still together and touring is it? GARTH: Well, actually they..... WAYNE: Garth... (full quote)
22756 WAYNE: who's the old lady? DEL: thats my old lady... (full quote)
22756 Why would we want to look at your eye? Is something wrong with that weird eye? (full quote)
22756 I love the way those big thick glasses magnify your pupils. (full quote)
22756 Now correct me if I'm wrong, your annual rainfall varies from about 40 inches in the winter to about 200 inches in the summer, and your chief export is modular furniture. I did a project on Sweden in the 8th grade. It was really hard I stayed up all night doing it. Then the next day in gym class I was on the minitramp and I got diarrhea.............I really wish I hadn't told you that. (full quote)
22756 Grrrr...brrrrrring. I believe this knife is yours. (full quote)
22756 Ok Garth, ix-nay on the url-hay! (full quote)
22756 Ok we have some word that there is some bad red rope licorice circulating in the crowd.....Stay away from the red rope licorice....do not bite any off or chew it...It could cause a dental emergency (full quote)
22756 Oh my god you're so limber... (full quote)
shelldog 1) now are there any questions? 2) yea i gotta question, when did you become such a nutbar? (full quote)
ladyrocket19 I had to beat them to death with there own shoes. (full quote)
ladyrocket19 I had to beat them to death with there own shoes. (full quote)
ladyrocket19 It's sucking my will to live! (full quote)
ladyrocket19 If you book them, they will come. (full quote)
30046 This Coke's gone bad! (full quote)
36713 Honey: So, Garth, would you like to have dinner some night? Garth: Oh, I like to have dinner every night. Honey: No, I mean us. You and me. Garth: You mean on a d-d-date? (full quote)
36713 Wayne (Mike Meyers): You're worthless! You're less than nothing! what's keeping you here? You don't belong here! Why don't you just quit? Milton (Chris Farley): (Imitating Officer and a Gentleman) Cuz I got no place else to go! (full quote)
36713 Wayne & Garth: We're not worthy! We're not worthy! Stephen Tyler of Aerosmith You're worthy, you're worthy. Get up! (full quote)
36713 Wayne: Look, Garth, there's Heather Locklear. And she's signaling to us. There is a god. Garth: Heather be thy name. Wayne & Garth: (In harmony) Swiiiiiing. (full quote)
36713 Concert Nerd #1: How long does it take you to get here from aurora? It takes me forty minutes door to door. Concert Nerd #2: My Ma gave me a dollar and dropped me off at the parkin lot. (full quote)
38760 Chic: Look..Im just gonna be Frank. Garth: OKay...well can I sitll be Garth. (full quote)
40905 Well thanks a pantload, Chet! (full quote)
46942 Hold on a second, I have call-waiting (full quote)
  I like them teeny, and toasty. (full quote)
  Milton: Yo man, great tunes great brew. i dont know man, i hate my father, i hate my life, but im feeling great!!......i;m gonna go pick a fight Wayne: i think he's getting better garth: definately (full quote)
  Milton: I'm gonna go pick a fight. (full quote)
10929 Sorry! Sorry, everybody! Wrong wedding! (full quote)
22756 DEL: Ok ladies, and gentlemen, it takes two people to run a concert-- one backstage, and one out front. Two. One man lone cannot do this. Wayne, you will run the backstage team. Milton, you are the liaison between Wayne's backstage team, and Garth's frontstage team, which includes myself in the booth. To the left and the right of the stage, are the machine gun nests, Belt-fed M-60 Brownings. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in three-second bursts. In the event of capture, I will personally distribute cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so. Any questions? GARTH: Uh, yeah I have a question. When did you turn into a nut bar? (full quote)
22756 HANDSOME DAN: All right well, our special guests right now, Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar, Wayne's World, Wayne's World, all right. Talkin about Waynestock, very exciting, big event, everybody's exited huh? WAYNE: Uh yeah, it's gonna be a big concert at Adlai Stevenson Park. HANDSOME DAN: Uh-huh. WAYNE: It's just gonna be big party. You know we've got come big bands coming... HANDSOME DAN: Uh-huh. GARTH: Like Aerosmith. HANDSOME DAN: Uh-huh. WAYNE: I just wanna remind everybody that there's still plenty of tickets left. HANDSOME DAN: Uh-huh. GARTH: But that's no reason to wait til the last minute. HANDSOME DAN: Uh-huh. WAYNE: Cause its just a chance for the city of Aurora… HANDSOME DAN: Mmm hmmm. GARTH: …to do something…. HANDSOME DAN: Uh-huh. WAYNE: …Fun. HANDSOME DAN: Uh-huh. WAYNE: …And to put the city on the map. HANDSOME DAN: Mmm hmm. GARTH: It’s a lot of….work. HANDSOME DAN: Oh, uh, well work is hard. WAYNE: You’re not really listening to me, are you? HANDSOME DAN: Uh-huh. WAYNE: I mean, I could say anything right now, like “You’re a complete tool.” HANDSOME DAN: Mmm hmm. GARTH: But you wouldn’t hear it cause….you’re a freak with a microphone. HANDSOME DAN: Uh-huh. WAYNE: It’s not even challenging anymore, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel. Isn’t that true, sphincter boy? HANDSOME DAN: Uh-huh. (full quote)
22756 BETTY JO: I just wanted to know if you needed anything from the permit office. GARTH: That's a UNIX book. BETTY JO: Yeah. GARTH: cool. (full quote)
40905 She will be mine again, oh yes, she will be mine again. (full quote)
40905 1. Can you let me in? My girlfriend's in there. 2. Hey, a lot of people's girlfriends are in there. (full quote)
40905 So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show. (full quote)
Lauren --Welcome to Mikita's. How may I serve you? ~ --I'd like 'rullers, 'ugar, 'ucks and a Mikita 'cup...And then I think I would like a large......with 'eam. --And could I please have 'elly donut and... ...raspberry and a 'nge drink? - What? ~ --I'm sorry. And 'eaker 'oken. -- Let me recap the order. A cruller, two sugar pucks, a large coffee with cream, a raspberry jelly doughnut, orange drink, a box of five-holes. - Yeah. - Thank you. Drive around, please. (full quote)
Rigormortis I feel great man, I FEEL GREAT. I don't know man, i hate my father, i hate my life, I FEEL GREAT....i'm gonna go pick a fight (full quote)