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Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, The - 1994 Movie Quotes


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4120 He was just a nice boy who happened to have a thing for transvestites. (full quote)
4396 A cock in a frock on a rock (full quote)
  1) I'll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people, talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, nightclubs and bloody Abba! 2)Doesn't give us much to talk about then, does it? (full quote)
  Just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock. (full quote)
4391 1) Well, ever since I was a lad, I've had this dream, a dream that I now- finally- have a chance to fulfill. 2)And that is? 1)To travel to the center of Australia, climb King's Canyon (as a queen) in a full-length Gautier sequin, heels and a tiara. 2)Great. Thats just what this country needs, a cock in a frock on a rock. (full quote)
4391 A desert holiday, lets pack the drag away. You take the lunch and tea, I'll take the ecstacy. Fuck off you silly queer, I'm getting out of here. A desert holiday, hip hip hip hip hooray! (full quote)
4391 How do you like your little boys, girls? You don't have to answer that if you don't want to. (full quote)
4391 Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood! (full quote)
4391 I've said it before and I'll say it again, no more fucking ABBA! (full quote)
4921 Is it true that when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother? (full quote)
4921 If you think I'm going to sit around watching Picasso take on the public transport system, you've got another thing coming. (full quote)
7791 There's two things I dont like about you felicia. Your face. (full quote)
9869 I no like you any way, you got lil' ding-a-ling (full quote)
  Now listen here you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon and blow your box apart, because it's the only bang your ever gonna get sweetheart! (full quote)
10206 Now listen here you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon and blow your box apart, because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get sweetheart! (full quote)
10206 Now listen here you mullet,why don't you just light your tampon and blow your box apart, because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get sweetheart! (full quote)
  1. Who does the decorating around here? 2. Someone with no arms or right foot by the look of it. (full quote)
  Do you have the texas Chain Saw Msacara? (full quote)
  Do mean to tell me that I am holding ABBA poop? (full quote)
  All right, if you don't open the door.. i'm gonna sing. all right, fine. (singing) i dont care if the sun dont shiiine i get my lovin' in the evenin' tiime when iii'm with my BABY!! (full quote)
19000 Felicia. No, I don't think I will. Now do you know why this microphone has such a long cord? So it's easily retrieved after I've shoved it up your arse! (full quote)
19000 Adam: (Singing.) A desert Holiday Let's pack the drag away. You take the lunch and tea I'll take the ecstasy. Fuck off you silly queer I'm getting outta here. A desert Holiday Hip hip hip hip hooray! (full quote)
19000 Bernadette: Great, that's just what this country needs. A cock in a frock on a rock. (full quote)
19000 Bernadette. Gee, poor kevin's dick. There can't be much room down there with his brain taking up so much space already. No. I'll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people, talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba. Tick. Doesn't give us much to talk about then does it? (full quote)
19000 TICK: Look, you're not helping here. Just eat your hormones. (full quote)
19000 TICK: Look, you're not helping here. Just eat your hormones. (full quote)
19000 ADAM: Now listen Bob. Let's get a few things straight. We may wear the frocks around here, but that doesn't mean you wear the pants. BOB: Where do I sleep? ADAM: Oh anywhere that takes your fancy (full quote)
19000 ADAM: Now listen Bob. Let's get a few things straight. We may wear the frocks around here, but that doesn't mean you wear the pants. BOB: Where do I sleep? ADAM: Oh anywhere that takes your fancy (full quote)
19000 TICK: (to Adam) You know this is quite an experience sitting here with you now. I can quite safely say that I think your taste in clothing is absolutely terrible, because you can't say a word can you? This is great fun (full quote)
19000 DOORMAN: Don't go without leaving me your number Sunshine. ADAM: already taken care of Jeff. It's at the far end of the men's cubicle. For a good time, phone Felicia. (full quote)
19000 Adam: Two's company three's a party Bernadette my sweet. (full quote)
19000 Adam. Well, that's right. Grabs a bottle of champagne and looks at it admiringly. 'Mummy, maybe a trip to the outback would help me get over this little phase I'm going through.' I hereby christen this budget barbi camper 'Priscilla, Queen of the desert.' (full quote)
19000 Adam. Whispers Can you confirm a rumor for me???? Is it true that her real name is Ralph? (full quote)
19000 Adam. How the fuck did you get this job Mitzi my darling? I mean , who is this fish who runs this bloody hotel in the middle of nowhere anyway? Your mother. Tick. No, my wife. (full quote)
19000 Tick. And when the joint bank account ran dry after a couple of years I guess I preffered her wedding ring to mine. So no drama. We swapped and called it a day. (full quote)
19000 Bernadette. Don't worry about it dolls. I'm as jealous as hell. (full quote)
19000 Mitzi. Oh tackorama! Who the hell does all the painting around here? Bernadette. Someone with no arms or right foot by the look of it. (full quote)
19000 ADAM: I was only having fun. TICK: Fun? what else do you do for amusement? Slam your fingers in car doors? what's the point? (full quote)
19000 ADAM: There's no point in walking back. The only life I saw for the last million miles were the hypnotised bunnies and most of them are now wedged in the tyres. (full quote)
19000 ADAM: No! Wait! Oh shit. Oh for goodness sake look at yourself Mitzi. How many times have I told you? green is not your color! (full quote)
  Thats quite a wife you got there, Mitz. what does she do in her spare time? Sand back the walls of oil tankers with her tongue? (full quote)
  what have we got here, then eh? A couple of showgirls have we? Where did you ladies come in from? Uranus? (full quote)
  felicia:singing: i don't care if the sun don't shine, i get my loving in the eavning time, when i'm with my baby. (full quote)
  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (full quote)
  OH you cant do that with a ping-pong ball!!! (full quote)
  what a lovely dog. What's it's name? herpes. (full quote)
10929 This line available...your name here. (full quote)
18406 Adam: happy hour Bernadette: mothers ruin pour moi Tick: long island tea Adam (singing): and a stollion tonic for me (full quote)
18406 bernadette: ive said it before and ill say it again- NO more FUCKIN ABBA! (full quote)
18406 Marion: Hello! OH stop wearing out that mirror (full quote)
18406 bernadette: one more push and im gonna hit him so hard hes gonna have to stick his toothbrush up his arse to clean his teeth (full quote)
19000 BOB: If you don't mind me asking, what kind of cabaret do you do? ADAM: We dress up in women's clothes and parade around mouthing the words to other peoples songs (full quote)
19000 BERNADETTE: Oh, the party's over everybody. It talks. You can't keep a good bitch down. (full quote)
20973 Who wants to see my map of Tasmania? (full quote)
Mombasa Stop wearing out that mirror! (full quote)
Mombasa Do you have the texas Chainsaw Mascara? (full quote)
EtniesRTheDevil Felicia: OW! For fuck's sake! Watch where you're driving ya stupid bitch! Whadda ya trying to do fucking kill me or something?!? Bob: My fault! Felicia: Oh, sorry Bob, I thought it was Bernadette. (full quote)
29417 1: It's not purple. It's lavender. 2: Yeah, it's nice. In a hideous sort of a way. (full quote)
29417 We prance around in women's clothing mouthing the words to other women's songs. (full quote)
29417 1: There goes a transexual, last seen heading south. We called her Bernie, but her real name was Ra- 2: Adam... (full quote)
rubytuesday_2 Felicia: She said her name's not Bernie; it's Ralph! (full quote)
34304 what are you telling me--this is an ABBA turd? (full quote)
46065 tackarama! (full quote)
46504 Ohhh Tick! How many times do I have to tell you? green is just not your color! Ha ha ha! (full quote)