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| 2946 |
Oh my snout!
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It's like a soggy dream come true!
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#1:what are you thinking about? #2:Swimming pools.
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He wipes his ass with his record contract, I love this guy!
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1.) And I'm gonna stab you. 2) With what? 1) WITH MY DICK, AND BLOOD'S GONNA COME OUT OF YOUR HEAD! THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, CAUSE I'M A MADMAN!!!!!
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I don't have any demands, I just don't want to go outside.
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| 3820 |
Naked pictures of Bea Arthur?
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| 3820 |
I figure we demand some weird stuff so that later we can plead insanity.
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| ProKiller |
what was she one the clidesdale scale? That's where you figure out how many clidesdales it would take to rip her face off.
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| ProKiller |
Still ain't got no hair on his nuts.
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| ProKiller |
1: Just shut your pie hole. 2: Pie hole, what the hell is that, some kinda cracker slang.
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| ProKiller |
I used to masterbate...constantly!
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1) who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God?
2) God...
3) trick question asshole, Lemmy Is God!
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| 7054 |
I don't want anything I just don't want to go outside
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| 7054 |
1. Why don't black people like me?
2. Excuse me?
1. It's just I listen to a lot of rap music and I know how angry black people are and I feel bad for all you guys gotta put up with.
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| 7054 |
1. Rodney King? what's that supposed to mean?
2. He's that guy.
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| 7643 |
what are you doin you little buttnut?
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| 7643 |
For all you guys care this band could be Pip fartin on a snare drum!
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they've got this place sealed up tight than a dolphin's butt. WATERTIGHT!
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| 8067 |
You look like half a butt puppet!
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My names Pip.
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My names Pip.
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| 14345 |
I can't go to jail. I'm fragile.
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| 14345 |
1)I played D and D too! 2)I wore corduroy pants! 3)I used to masturbate...constantly! 4)We're with you Chaz! 5)I WANT YOUR body!
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| 14345 |
1)Where's the tape? 2)what? We were supposed to get that? 1)Let me see your arm. (twists it with the pliers) 2)AHHHH!!! 1)Get it, retard!
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| 14345 |
Quit screwing on my couch!!!
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| 14345 |
(to Chris Farley's character) Hey, man, are you a little over the weight capacity on that belt! Heh heh heh heh heh.
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| 17489 |
And I'll stab your eyeballs...WITH MY DICK. And blood's gonna come out of your head. And there's nothing you can do about it cuz I'm a madman!
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| 20195 |
I used to wear courdroy pants
Everyone: Yeah!
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I was editor of the school magazine!
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oOoOoO serious bumper
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oOoOoO serious bumper
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oOoOoO serious bumper
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| 20826 |
You wanna try gettin physical with me?
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| Waar |
Man#1:The Lone Rangers? How can you pluralize the Lone Ranger? Man#2:what's wrong wit dat? Man#1:Well, there are three of you. You're not exactly lone. Shouldn't you be the three rangers? Man#2:No idea what you're saying right now. Man#4:You lost me.
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I wanna hump in the radio station & give a blow job in the radio station.
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| 20947 |
You're SCREWING on my $7000 leather couch!
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| 20947 |
My SNOUT!
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| 20947 |
1: The Lone Rangers? Wait a second, you can't pluralize the Lone Ranger. 2: what's wrong with that? 1: Well there are 3 of you. You're not exactly LONE.
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| 1ajas |
We decided to take the cops up on their offer. We ask for a bunch of weird stuff so we can plead insanity later.
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| 31376 |
1)Who would win in a fight, Lemme or GOd 2)Lemme 3)WRONG 4)GOD 5)It's a trick question, Lemme is God 6)HE'S A NARC
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1)And 200 copies of Mobey Dick
2)The movie or the book?
1)They made a book out of that?
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| 10929 |
Born to raise hell.
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| 10929 |
I'm the one.
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| 10929 |
No way out.
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...and there's gonna be bodies flying around here like rag dolls on fire!
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| 10929 |
Do You Wanna Dance.
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| 10929 |
Can't Give In.
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| 10929 |
Unsatisfied.
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| 10929 |
Rocks.
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| 10929 |
Degenerated.
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| 10929 |
We Want The Airwaves.
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| 10929 |
I'll Talk My Way Out Of It.
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| 35354 |
I've got goosebumps, frankly. For the first time, I'm willing to bet. The Lone Rannnngerrrrsss.
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Shutup Dicksmoke
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| 40328 |
[one of the list of demands]
1.) 67 copies of 'Moby Dick'.
2.) The movie or the book?
1.) They made a book outta that?
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| 40328 |
Suzzie: All those blowjobs for nothing...
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| 40328 |
1.) Okay, lemme ask you a question: who's side did you take in the big David Lee roth-Van Halen split?
2.) What?
3.) What kind of question is that?
1.) Who's side did you take: Halen or roth?
2.) ...Van Halen
4.) He's a cop.
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| 40328 |
1.) We've got to send one person out. 2.) I'll go. 3.) One of the hostages, doof.
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Hey,Ian man.Wait til you hear our stuff.We kick ass.
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This thing smells like piss,man.
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| 37291 |
Ian: The Lone Rangers? That's original. How can you pluralize 'The Lone Ranger'?
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I'll pump your guts so full of lead, you'll be shitting bullets for a week, you no-dick loser!
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1)I played D and D too! 2/I was the editor of my school magizine 3)I wore corduroy pants! 4)I used to masturbate...constantly! 5)We're with you Chaz! 6)I WANT YOUR BODY!
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