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Andre - 1994 Movie Quotes


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  *Rasberries* (full quote)
22841 [Paula has made a fancy hairdo.] Steve: Quick, somebody call the hair police! I wanna make a citizen's arrest! Paula: [To Thalice.] Mom, don't you think I look like Lesley Gore? Steve: [Poking fun at Paula.] Ha-ha, you've got the GORE part all right! Paula: It's so funny I forgot to laugh. Steve: You'd laugh if you'd look in the mirror, you know? Paula: Peabrain! Steve: Oh, I know you are, but what am I?! Paula: I know you are, but what am I?! Thalice: ENOUGH! Paula: LEAVE ME ALONE! Steve: Lesley Gore? Okay, Lesley Gore! [Sticks his fork at Paula's face.] (full quote)
  careFUL HARRY HE'S AS MAD AS A HORNET AND DRUNK AS A SKUNK TOO AND MY FAVOURITE COMBERNATION BILLY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING I WARNED YA BUT YOU WOULD.NT LISTEN TO ME (full quote)
22841 [Paula and Steve discover the seal.] Toni: How about we call him Moby, 'cause he comes from the sea. Steve: So does seaweed. DUH! Paula: How about we call him... Markie. Steve: And that would be as in Markie Baker, as in ''Oh, he's so CUTE!'' Paula: [Angrily.] YOU'VE BEEN READING MY DIARY! THAT'S AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY!!!! I COULD SUE YOU!!!!!!! (full quote)
22841 [Steve and his friend have played a Hallowe'en practical joke on Mrs. McCann.] Mrs. McCann: [On phone with Harry.] THEY'RE A DISGRACE AND I CAN'T PUT UP WITH IT ANY LONGER! Harry: Mrs. McCann? Mrs. McCann? Mrs. McCann-- [Dial tone on phone.] Harry: [Slams down receiver.] STEVE! GET down HERE, NOW! [Steve comes down.] Harry: You are in a world of s*--... of trouble. This has got to stop, and I mean now. Steve: Oh, dad, it was hilarious; I mean YOU should have seen her yellin'! Harry: You are grounded for a week! YOU WILL DO EVERY BIT OF YARD WORK THAT MRS. McCANN NEEDS FROM NOW ON, FOREVER!!! YOU GOT IT?!?! Steve: Jeez, dad! You used to think this stuff was funny! (full quote)