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Canadian Bacon - 1995 Movie Quotes


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2896 In any decent, God-fearing country I'd be allowed to beat you two to death. (full quote)
5110 best wishes, Gordon Lightfoot. (full quote)
5110 There's a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think. (full quote)
5110 Y'know, it's a free country. If he doesn't like it here, he can swim across the river to Canada. Lotta work there. (full quote)
5110 If life hands you a lemon, you gotta crush it into lemonade. (full quote)
5110 1: what's this all aboot? 2: [pointing a gun] We have ways of making you pronounce the letter O, pal. (full quote)
5110 Here he is now. The man that a thin majority of you chose to be the president of the United States. (full quote)
5110 It's time to turn off that war machine, and turn on our children. (full quote)
5110 1: How come you never see any black guys playing hockey? 2: Now do you think it's easy to just gradually take over every professional sport? Let me tell you something, man. Brothers have started figuring out this ice thing. Hope you enjoyed it! (full quote)
5110 I'll tell ya another thing: their beer sucks! (full quote)
5110 1: How do you know that was a nuclear facility? 2: Well, they tricked us on that one. That's a hospital. But it's a hell of a strike! (full quote)
5110 Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young! (full quote)
5110 Mr. President, the American people will buy whatever we tell them to. (full quote)
5110 The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here. (full quote)
5110 It is the height of six American football fields, or five Canadian football fields. As if Canadian football really counts. (full quote)
5110 When have you ever heard anyone say, 'Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food'? (full quote)
5110 The American public's attention span is about as long as your dick. (full quote)
5110 1: what does this look like to you? 2: Got me. I never saw a white one that size. (full quote)
5110 Surrender her pronto, or we'll level Toronto. (full quote)
5110 1: Who are you? 2: I'm your worst nightmare. I'm a citizen with a constitutional right to bear arms! (full quote)
5110 I do have to fine you. That will be a thousand dollars Canadian, or 10 American dollars if you prefer. (full quote)
5110 If you say 'please' one more time, I'm gonna let you have it! (full quote)
5110 Let me level with you, sir. I would destroy any nation - even my own - if my president gave the order. (full quote)
evilroy where's your patriotism? Think of the Alamo, the Halls of Montezuma, the Sands of Iwo Jima, the Guns of Navaron-i. Don't you ever fantasize about John Wayne and the Flying Leathernecks? Well, I mean not fantasize about the Duke that is , er I mean fantasize about BEING the Duke... (full quote)
  There's a time to think, and a time to act. This, my friends, is no time to think. (full quote)
  Man 1:Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young! (full quote)
12199 [TV Announcer describes the Canadian National Tower in Toronto] TV Announcer: It is the height of six American football fields, or five Canadian football fields. As if Canadian football really counts. (full quote)
12199 TV Announcer: Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day. (full quote)
12199 Gus: Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young! (full quote)
  1.You sold nuclear weapons to a foreign country?! 2.If you can call Canada foreign 3. or a country (full quote)
12521 All public writings must be written in English and French! (full quote)
1ajas best wishes, Gordon Lightfoot. (full quote)
1ajas Here he is now. The man that a thin majority of you chose to be the president of the United States. (full quote)
1ajas I'll tell ya' another thing: their beer sucks! (full quote)
1ajas Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young! (full quote)
  TV campaign:The Candadian influence, like maple syrup, is slowly oozing over the north American border... President: That's so great! Everyone knows how it is to get syrup on their fingers, and it's all sticky...Those guys are geniuses! (full quote)
  Let's put the America back in north America! (full quote)
10929 God Bless America Again. (full quote)
10929 Blowin' In The Wind. (full quote)
10929 Born In The USA. (full quote)
  General Panzer: I think that's his point sir, you have yet to send our boys into battle, President: send them where, I mean, nobody's bothering us, Smiley: send them anywhere, sir (full quote)
  Ontario Police: Oh Americans! Welcome to Ontario, sportsman's paradise,Bud Boomer:hehe,isn't it though (full quote)
  Royal mounty:This man was arrested for being in a bad mood (full quote)
  You let that honey lady go pronto, or we'll trash Toronto! (full quote)
10929 only In America. (full quote)
10929 high Hopes. (full quote)
10929 ballad Of The Green Beret. (full quote)
10929 Oklahoma. (full quote)
10929 The capital. Toronto. (full quote)
10929 There it is, men. Toronto. (full quote)
10929 We have ways of making you pronounce the letter 'O,' pal. (full quote)