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Ed Wood - 1994 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  snowball...there are other parts..the secretary, the fileclerk! (full quote)
evilroy This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in! (full quote)
4921 That's the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. (full quote)
5110 1: I met Bela Lugosi. 2: Well, I thought he was dead. 1: No, he's very much alive. Well, sort of. (full quote)
5110 My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out. (full quote)
5110 This story's gonna grab people! It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her!? He's torn, Georgie! This is drama! (full quote)
5110 1: I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime, grab some dinner, maybe? 2: You mean a date? I thought you were a fag. 1: No, no, I'm just a transvestite. (full quote)
5110 1: I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them. 2: You're not a fruit? 1: No, I'm all man. I even fought in World War II. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform. (full quote)
5110 We're in show biz. It's all about razzle-dazzle. Appearances. If you look good, and you talk well, people will swallow anything. (full quote)
5110 Kid, you must be confusing me with David Selznick. I don't make major motion pictures, I make crap. (full quote)
5110 Let's shoot this fucker. (full quote)
5110 I refuse to drive in this country! Too many madmen! (full quote)
5110 Don't get goofy on me! (full quote)
5110 The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery. (full quote)
5110 Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams? (full quote)
5110 1: Now, what is the one thing if you put it in a movie it'll be successful? 2: Tits. (full quote)
5110 I'm scheduled to do a thriller for Universal. They want me to cast Charlton Heston as a Mexican. (full quote)
5110 1: Welcome to the fold, brother. Do you reject Satan and all his evils? 2: Sure. (full quote)
5110 Transvestites! I need transvestites! (full quote)
5110 Karloff? sidekick? Fuck you! That Limey cocksucker does not deserve to smell my shit! (full quote)
5110 Ah ha... The worst movie you ever saw? Well, my next one will be even better! Hello?... (full quote)
5110 1: Eddie doesn't pass judgement on people. 2: That's right. If I did, I'd have no friends. (full quote)
5110 It's not a monster movie. It's a supernatural thriller. (full quote)
5110 1: You know, you're much scarier in real life than you are in the movie. 2: Thank you. (full quote)
5110 1: You seem a little agitated. Do you want to go outside and have some air? 2: Bullshit! I'm ready now. Roll the camera! (full quote)
5110 1: Have we got a script? 2: Fuck no! But we've got a poster. (full quote)
  Pull the strings....I like that (full quote)
5046 1) Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery. 2) You forgot the octopus. 1) No, no, I'm saving that for my big underwater climax. (full quote)
5046 Cut! Print! That was perfect! (full quote)
4689 These Baptists are driving me CRAZY! (full quote)
12076 1) Cut! Print! That was perfect! 2) Perfect? Mr. Wood, don't you know anything about the art of film production? 1) Well, I like to think so! 2) That cardboard headstone fell over...this graveyard is obviously phony! 1) No one will ever notice! Filmmaking is not about the little details. It's all about the big picture! 2) The big picture? Then how come a few minutes this scene was set in the daytime but now it's suddenly night? 1) what do you know? Haven't you ever heard of suspension of disbelief? (full quote)
12169 Pull the strings......PULL THE STRINGS!!!!! (full quote)
  1) Who's he?! 2) Oh, this is our quire director. He's going to play the young hero. 1) ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE?! I'm the director! I make the casting dicisions around here! 2) Well, I thought this was a group effort. 1) NO!!!! (full quote)
14972 1: Kid, you must be confusing me with David Selznick. I don't make major motion pictures, I make crap! 2: Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something! 1: Yeah, crap with a star. (full quote)
14345 1)I liked that one movie when you were Boris Karloff's sidekick. 2)Karloff? sidekick? FUCK YOU!!! THAT LIMEY BASTARD DOESN'T DESERVE TO SMELL MY SHIT!!! (full quote)
14345 I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anybody before on a first date. I like to wear women's clothing! (full quote)
14345 1)I only got one hour of sleep last night. 2)Well, I didn't sleep at all and I feel GREAT!!! (full quote)
14345 1)You know, you're a lot scarier in real life than in the movies. 2)Thank you. (full quote)
14345 1)I met Bela Lugosi! 2)Oh, I thought that guy was dead. 1)Oh no, he's very much alive...sort of. (full quote)
14345 Children! I love children! (full quote)
  Dr Acula (full quote)
  This is it, this is the one I'll be remembered for. (full quote)
  I predict that in the 1970's, we will have walked on mars and millions of people will be living there. (full quote)
  Ed:And thats a wrap!! (full quote)
  I see the usual misfits and dope addicts are here. (full quote)
  Filmmaking isn't about the tiny details, it's about the BIG picture! (full quote)
  a- I cant hear you b-I said that- a- Oh, no, I know what you said, but I can't hear you (full quote)
10929 Cut! Perfect! (full quote)
10929 In the afterlife you don't have to worry about finding work. (full quote)
10929 Visions are worth fights for. (full quote)
10929 Why spend your life making someone else's dreams? (full quote)
14345 1)Aren't you scared, little boy? 2)Those teeth aren't real and they don't scare me. 3)How about these? (pulls out his teeth and the kid runs away) 1)How did you do that? 3)Dentures! I lost my pearlies in the war! (full quote)
14345 Oh no, cops. We don't have a permit. RUN! (full quote)
Vincent Price Okay let's shoot this fucker! (full quote)
33944 1/_How do you do that? 2/_You have to be double-jointed.... and Hungarian (full quote)
33944 Nowadays no-one gives two fucks for Bela (full quote)
33944 1/_You know, you're much scarier in real life than you are in the movies 2/_Thank you (full quote)
33944 It's this town... it chews you up and spits you out... I'm just an ex boogie-man (full quote)
33944 I need all the transexuals and tranvestites I can get (full quote)
33944 Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit!! That limey cock-sucker can rot in hell for all I care!!! (full quote)
33944 1/_Anything I can get you?... water, or a blanket? 2/_Goulash 1/_I don't know how to make goulash (full quote)
33944 This Live TV is madness! (full quote)
33944 Somebody misplaced the octopus motor (full quote)
33944 Mr Bunny, what's wrong, I heard you were becoming a lady (full quote)
33944 1/_If you give me the gun, I'll make you a drink. What are you drinking? 2/_Formaldehyde! 1/_Straight up or on the rocks? (full quote)
33944 There is no such thing as bad press, Eddie (full quote)
33944 Keep Sunday open... the producers want us to get baptised (full quote)
33944 How do you do it? How do you get all your friends to get baptised just so you can make a monster movie?? (full quote)
33944 You're the ruler of the galaxy, show a little taste!! (full quote)
33944 It's just crap with a star in it! (full quote)
36974 Bela Lugosi: Karloff? sidekick? FUCK you! (full quote)
48685 This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama. (full quote)