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Guarding Tess - 1994 Movie Quotes

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6392 Washington is a dead-end town, Douglas. (full quote)
6392 I have some exciting news for you: I have an inoperable brain tumor. I have bought you and your men a Spud missle launcher. I have tickets to the opera. Which of these do you think is true? (full quote)
6392 1: With all due respect, ma'am, why me? 2: Because I like you, Douglas. (full quote)
6392 Tess: Didn't you guard Ford or Agnew or someone? Agent: No ma'am. Tess: All they ever did was play golf. Agent: Yes ma'am. Tess: That was a real blessing to the country. Agent: Yes ma'am. (full quote)
6392 1: what's this all about? She sits up in her room for 5 years and now we've got golf. 2: And opera. 1: And opera. what's next? 2: Synchronized swimming. (full quote)
6392 I'm a Secret service Agent, Mrs. Carlile, not a caddie. (full quote)
6392 Tess: Why are you making noise? We're trying to putt. Agents: Yes ma'am. (full quote)
6392 'Cause I feel like a god-damn idiot calling you about a god-damn flower! (full quote)
6392 Ma'am, excuse me, but we are not leaving this house until you are seated on the right side with your seatbelt firmly fastened. (full quote)
6392 Mrs. Carlile would knock Nancy [Reagan] out in the 6th or 7th round. (full quote)
6392 Have you Secret service boys gone and lost the president's wife again? (full quote)
6392 Mrs. Carlile is pretty slippery, isn't she? I mean for a senior citizen. (full quote)
6392 1: But this guy works for us and he's GONE! 2: He works for me because I told your men to hire him and he's STAYING! (full quote)
6392 I think you like having 7 men, and no women agents, I notice, at your beckon call day and night. (full quote)
6392 Well it must get pretty crazy. Woman lives like a hermit, likes to play golf in a snowstorm. Rhudementary facts, Douglas. (full quote)
6392 1: Well you can count on me Secret Agent Douglas. 2: Special Secret Agent In Charge Douglas Chesnik. (full quote)
6392 Do not tell me what I do and do not know. That is not your place. (full quote)
6392 1: I see this as a chance to get my men on their toes. Thinking sharp. 2: Oh so you think they're dull too? (full quote)
6392 1: Seven heavily armed, well trained men can't take care of one little old lady. You disgust me. 2: Yes sir. (full quote)
6392 I want soap, water, and blankets. Nobody sees her like this. (full quote)
6392 1: Well you finally got to shoot someone, Douglas? 2: Yes ma'am. 1: Well did you kill him? 3: Shot him in the toe. 1: Oh, and after all that practice. (full quote)
6392 And Tess, get in the god-damn chair. (full quote)
6392 Very good, Douglas. You're going to be alright. Very good. (full quote)
6392 1: How much are these? 2: This is Bobby in canned goods. Are you anywhere near the manger? We need a price check on the Soor Baby Peas. 3: Soor Baby Peas? 4: They're on sale today, 2 for $.59. 3: 2 for $.59. 1: But I only want one. 2: Copy that, but she only wants one. 3: How much for one? 4: It's the same thing, it's a 2 for 1 deal. 3: I suggest you get 2. 2: Nevermind, I believe we've lost interest in peas, repeat, lost interest in peas. Canned goods out. (full quote)
  In an abandoned warehouse?!? I don't think so! 5..4..3.. (full quote)
  what does she want now?!? A Goddamn fruit drink or something!? (full quote)
Arsey 1.Just back to pick up your accoutrements? 2.Speak English Fred. 1.Just back to pick up your shit? (full quote)
Arsey 1.[to 2] Does she want to be known today? [2 shakes his head] 1.[to customers and cashiers] Don't know her! Don't know her! Don't know her! (full quote)
Arsey Lost interest in peas. I repeat, lost interest in peas. (full quote)
Arsey The President is comingto Somersville. Will you have the cars and the machine guns ready in about an hour? (full quote)
  Because I like you, Douglas. (full quote)
10929 She kicked us out of the house. (full quote)