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Heavyweights - 1995 Movie Quotes


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  I'm not gonna give you the light, I'm gonna show you the light! (full quote)
  Oh Look, A deli meat! (full quote)
  Lunch will be cancelled today due to a lack of hussel-deal with it (full quote)
8450 Good morning campers. Today is evaluation day. The key word is value. Have any? Not yet! (full quote)
  who's seamore butts no ones esammore butts then you uncle tony (full quote)
  Feel the chi...Repulse the monkey (full quote)
8803 Feel the chi...Repulse the monkey (full quote)
Splent The word for today is value. Do you have any? No way! Because you're a loser! A loser with a skinny weiner! (full quote)
Splent -Name 5 US vice presidents. -Quayle! -Uhhuh! -George Washington. -No, Im sorry. -Oh!! Uh, Quayle. -You said that already. -Cher? (full quote)
  There will be no food. This is a clensing hike. Just father sky, mother Earth, and your dear old Uncle Tony (full quote)
  At age 12 i weighed 319 pounds i had bad skin low self esteem and no self respect now i eat success for breakfast...with skim milk. Pounds fly and that fat is outta here mister! and we're gonna do it TOGETHER! (full quote)
  i have a severely deviated septum, i make a very disturbing sound when i sleep. Don't be alarmed I am quite alright. (full quote)
8487 You're sending me to Fat Camp? You're fatter than i am. Why don't you go to camp! (full quote)
10377 I'm feeling skinny, Tony! (full quote)
11868 Don't Pee in the water! (Blows Whistle) HEY! Don't drink the water, he just peed in it! (full quote)
11868 Tony: You picked the wrong man to mess with. Josh: I didnt know I was messing with a MAN! (full quote)
11928 body! (full quote)
7869 1) So what was the first thing you did out there? 2) Went to the Sizzler, got one of those all you can eat meals. Yeah, closed the place down. (full quote)
  Tony: Congratulations. You've just joined the 76 percent of Americans who forget to stretch before physical activity. (full quote)
  Lars: I'll see you all in hell! (full quote)
  Tony: There are so many myths about the abdominal muscles. I'm happy to finally put this one to rest. (full quote)
  Lars: (in Scandinavian accent) Now, let's play a little game to learn each other's names. Josh: (mimicking Lars) We already know eetz ahdah's names (full quote)
  tony talking to himself: how you doin' little tony. baaad. why are you doing bad. because they are messing up my camp and..well its not your fault. thats right its not. its their fault. thats right its their fault. ITS your FAULT AND YOU WILL PAY (full quote)
13385 when on the hike cody falls and tony says: leave him, hes a straggler(to himself) i know, i was (full quote)
13385 jerry: hey josh, how long you been shaving? josh: couple years (full quote)
  Are we rolling Kenneth? Speed, does that mean rolling? aa yes it does... everyone clap your hands... (full quote)
  Gerald Garner step on up son, get off the scale, let me make something very clear, the perki system does not work for cheaters like Gerald Garner... How can we sell an infomercial about fat kids that cant keep their piggy little mouths shut... You know what I blame myself, no I dont blame myself, not this time Tony... Excuse me one minute (full quote)
13385 tony: COME HERE YOU DEVIL LOG! (full quote)
13385 THE DANCE IS OVER, wrap up the food, the insects will be out soon (full quote)
13385 gerald:mr perkis? mr perkis: poppa (full quote)
13385 congratulations sims, you are the fattest boy in camp (full quote)
13222 Woooooo! (clap clap clap) So entertaining! The cinematography! The editing techniques! But I must say...the villain was a bit over the top. (full quote)
  perkis: down on the ground joker boy josh:could you please get off of me? (full quote)
  Lighten up fellas, the party's over! (full quote)
  Anybody who brings candy to this camp isn't your friend, he's a destroyer. (full quote)
  Pack your shine, boys! The Party's Over! (full quote)
  LARS=CONGRATULATIONS MR. SIMMS YOU ARE THE FATTEST BOY IN CAMP. (full quote)
  Hello campers, it's a glorious morning. The key word for today is Values, do you have any, not yet. But by the end of the summer, you all will be skinny winners. (full quote)
  Listen up campers. Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it. (full quote)
  [ Everyone Is Assessing Results ] [ Gerry Gets On Scale ] [ Tony Sees Gerry Has Gained Pounds ] You've gained 9 pounds! Have you been cheatin'? Huh? (full quote)
  you've broken my camera (full quote)
  PUT YOUR FAT FINGER down!! (full quote)
  1) its josh! josh is back! josh speak to me its me jerry! 2) jeeeerrrrrry! 1) what happened did they put u in jail? the nut house? 2)josh was bad...now josh good must be... 1) must be what? 2) must be good to see my big ass again! (full quote)
  1)Go-carts! How many times can u ride them? 2) As many as u want! But be careful they can get addicting!...I'm only kidding... (full quote)
  Todays lecture topic will be, Liposuction, option or obsession? (full quote)
  Tony: only film the ones who are standing Kenneth. Sliiiiiiiiide..striiiiiiiiiiiiiide...sliiiiiiiiide... (full quote)
  you've been a good guard nicholas...strong...fair...your queen would be proud (full quote)
  I eat sucess for breakfast!.....with skim milk (full quote)
  Josh: Semour Butts. Tony: Semour Butts? Whose Semour Butts? Josh: Nobody's Semour Butts than you Uncle Tony. (full quote)
  Uncle Tony we need some rest. Rest ok thats a good idea. Well take a 1 hour meditation break and then we'll climb that 1000 foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet, until then obserbe the scielence of the chi. (full quote)
  1) where are you from Laz? 2) Fa Fa Avay... (full quote)
  Garner...Gerald, age 11, 141 pounds. People that bring food into this camp are not your friends, they're destoyers. I know you're not a destroyer Gerald. I'm sure your father Morrie Garner (disturbing dark voice) wouldn't want to hear his son is a destroyer. (full quote)
  Great movie. The cinematography was excellent. But the villain was a little...over the top. (full quote)
  Jerry says: wrapper i hear wrapper. all of them:hey whos there Nicolas:no one...now go away..(josh opens door)where did you get that Nicolas says: i found it. (full quote)
  Tony:all of the lights here ahve been donated by my father..yiu've probably heard of him..the lightning fixture king.. (full quote)
  jerry: wrapper.. i hear a wrapper All the kids: hey whos in there nicolas: no one now go away josh opens the door and says: where did you gett that nicolas says: i found it... (full quote)
  Hey, I'm looking for several portly adolescents! (full quote)
  more Waffles PLEASE!! (full quote)
  Hurry up fatty! My on legged gramma can run faster than you! (full quote)
  Lars: Congratulations Mr. Simms, Your the fattest boy in camp! Josh: Comeon lets give the man a round of applause! (CLAP) Lars: GET down! (full quote)
  PUT YOUR FAT FINGER down.....YOUVE BROKEN MY CAMERA! (full quote)
  Lars: I love you, I WITH you! (full quote)
  nurse JULIE! (full quote)
  London bridges falling downn (full quote)
  My ass is wheat grass. (full quote)
  A man once said war is hell, well he never went to fat camp. (full quote)
  PAT: 20 miles? mr perkis with all do respect i just don't think it's healthy.. TONY: oooooo the fat man is going to tell ME whats healthy PAT: well i just thought TONY: well i jus, you know it's funny no ones really cares what you think, you're a negativity spreader (full quote)
  TONY: hightail it back to camp lars.. it's gonna be a rough one (full quote)
  THIS ISN'T FROM HEAVYWEIGHTS but me and a few of my friends could take any of you people on in a duel....(series of movie quotes exchanging back and forth until someone can't go anymore) on the following PG rated films.. heavyweights, little big league, rookie of the year, D2, angels in the outfield, PG FOREVER (full quote)
  do you jerry i havent scored a point in anything (full quote)
  hellllllllllllllllo im your new friend and counsela please enjo your new perkis system uniforms your families will be billed automaticly (full quote)
  PAT: i'll talk to tony LARS: please do... let me get your bag(throws bag) enjoy your summa (full quote)
  The guy: now this is called the blob Mori: the bluuuuuooooooob (full quote)
  Im in the PG club and all you guys stink butt at qoutes cuz you dont even no the correct way of saying them. We are PG lovin kids and we love wut we do so keep it PG keep it PG (full quote)
  step on the scale... step off the scale (full quote)
  Oh the fat man is trying to tell me what's healthy. You're a negativity spreader finley, and I won't have it. (full quote)
  OUCH!! (full quote)
  YOU have failed and YOU will pay (full quote)
  Congratulations Mr. Simms, you're the fattest boy in camp. (full quote)
  Josh Burnbound, step on the scale son. Step off the scale! (full quote)
  one hundred fourty one pounds Gerald Garner (full quote)
  Hi Hi HI YA!!! (full quote)
  Put the fruit trays away. THe insects will be out soon. (full quote)
  today's lecture: liposuction, option or obsession? (full quote)
  1.) mmmm can you smell it? theres a light force in here tonight, can you feel it?? hmm?? i look around this room and i see, potential, i see the future chairaman of a fortune 500 company, i see a famous rap artist. I see the president of the united states of america 2.) hes from england! 1.) some of you from western pennsylvania may know my father, tony perkis senior, the light fixture king, all of the lights that you see around the camp have been donated by him! but im gonna do ol' dad one better, im not gonna give u a light, im gonna show u the light!! and to help me do it, please meet the new staff of camp hope, team perkis!! stand proud boys! hey who wants to be on tv hmm?? thats kenny the camera man! hey there kenny! if all goes according to plan, we're gonna make summer, into the number one weight loss info-mercial in the country.. kids, at age 12 i weighted 319 lbs, i had bad skin, low self esteem, and no self respect. but now i eat success for breakfast! pounds are gonna fly and fat is OUTTA HERE MISTER! and were gonna do it TOGETHER!! 2.) o0o0o0oh my god... 3.) I WANNA GO HOME!! (full quote)
  Tony: Do it to it Lars! Lars: My pleasure Tony (full quote)
  Hey, that's me! I'm skinny! (full quote)
  It's just father sky, mother earth, and dear old Uncle Tony. (full quote)
  It's just father sky, mother earth, and your dear old Uncle Tony. (full quote)
  Lares: nurse Judy! i have this problem with my siotic nerve i was thinking maybe later you could give me a deep tissue massage? nurse Judy: Lares shouldnt you be watching the kids? Lares: don't worry i have them on the boddy system. nurse: the boddy system? Lares: yes watch. BODDYYYYY!!! Kids: BUDDY!! (full quote)
  The dance is over, ladies thank you for coming I know its been difficult.... better bring in the fruit trays, the insects will be out soon. (full quote)
  Step on the scale son...step off (full quote)
  Gerald :Dont tell, but i uh snuck in some oreos.Roy:That was very sneaky of you Roy:I just checkeed out the new nurse an she is very attractive. Josh:This pleases me (full quote)
  Lars: Put your fat finger down! (full quote)
  Do It To It LARS! (full quote)
  We're Perkisizing! (full quote)
  Josh: This pleases me (full quote)
  Josh: Is that your dad? Jerry: No, why? Josh: Because he's fat too! (full quote)
  *Lars screams* Shut up! Lars, gues what we found out? we found out, if you dont have a job, *chuckles* you get deported! So lars, buddy, pal, are you wih tus or are you against us? (fear in his voice) I am with you. I love you. (full quote)
  Josh: So, Lars, Buddy, Pal. Are you wiht us or against us? Lars: I am with you. I love you. (full quote)
  Tony: Do it to it Lars! Lars: With pleasure Tony. (full quote)
  congradulations mr sims, your the fattest boy in camp! hey you guys, lets hear it for sims! eeehhhh eeeeehhhhhh (full quote)
  Congratulations Nicolas, you've been a great guard. your queen would be proud. I would like to reward you with this chocolate kiss...Oops, butterfingers! (full quote)
  and what have we learned from this?... never put twinkies on your pizza! (full quote)
  Everywhere I got I'm late! (full quote)
  Everywhere I go I'm late! (full quote)
  Someone once wrote...War is Hell. Well they have never been to fat camp. (full quote)
  Someone once wrote, War is Hell. Well they have never been to fat camp. (full quote)
  Do it to it Lars! (full quote)
  They killed the blob today! And as for the Go-Karts, may they rest in pieces. (full quote)
  I just saw the nurse in the infermery and she is very attractive. Josh: This pleases me. (full quote)
  Tony: I see a famous rap artist, i see a ceo of a fortune 500 company, i see the president of the united states of america Jerry: he's from england (full quote)
16680 1)Good morning campers, today is evaluation day. The key word is value. Do you have any? Not yet. But by the end of this summer this camp will be full of skinny winners! 2) skinny weiners? Did you hear that guys!? (full quote)
16680 1) Oh my god! I'm DEAD! (full quote)
16680 1) And I am LARS! 2) Lars?! where are you from!? 1)Fa a-way (full quote)
16680 I have a severly deviated septom and when I sleep I make a very disturbing sound. But don't be alarmed, I'M FINE. (full quote)
27741 Do it to it, LARS! (full quote)
Burt B. Frobe You're a good guard, Nicholas. Strong. Fair. (full quote)
Burt B. Frobe Feel the chi... Repulse the monkey... Ride the wild horse's mane... (full quote)
Burt B. Frobe Oh, look--a deli meat! (full quote)
  You have all done much better than i have thought, that is why i have decided to extend the hike indefinatly. Your not going to return to camp untill your in the meanest, leanest, bestest shape of your short little lives. (full quote)
  YOU'VE BROKEN MY CAMERA!!! (full quote)
  Sam:help me get this salimi off my back its killin me (full quote)
  next were going to climb that 1000 foot rock face with our bare hands and feet (full quote)
  Pat Finnley, please report to the mens bathrooms imediatly, bring a mop and a plunger. NOW (full quote)
  Pat Finnley, please report to the men's toilet,immediaty. bring a mop an a plunger, NOW (full quote)
  And Fat's out a here! MR! (full quote)
  My name is Lars (full quote)
  Then we're going to climb that 1000 foot rock in our bare hands and feet (full quote)
  If I wasn't so dang fat, maybe then I could be skinny. (full quote)
  Tony - Good morning campers, it's a glorious morning. Today's key word is Value. Do you have any? Not yet! But at the end of this summer this camp's going to be filled with skinny Winners! Roy - skinny weeners? Here that guys?! (full quote)
  Lars - Please put your fat finger down!.... You have broken my Camera! (full quote)
  I must warn you, i have a very Deviated septum, when i sleep, i make a very disturbing sound...do not be alarmed...I am fine...now...go to sleep. (full quote)
  Lars - And I am Lars! Roy - Lars? what kind of name is that? Where are you from? Lars - Very far away. (full quote)
  Pat Finly, please report to the man's toilets immediately...bring a mop and a plunger....now. (full quote)
  Tony - Joshua Bernbow, step on the scale son! Josh - Alright! Tony - Step off the scale! Josh - Alright! (full quote)
  oh look...a deli meat! (full quote)
  sugar free punch... this bites!! (full quote)
  was that one of those fish and chips farts nicki? (full quote)
  1)Don't Blubber Chubber! (Roy hits the boy with the bad remark in the stomach with a bat)Roy:That'll teach em to mess with us! (full quote)
  Girl1)why can't those guys just loose weight?? Girl2)well maybe you could teach them how to stick there finger down their throats and throw up after meals like you do! (full quote)
  Sugar free punch!?! This bites!! (full quote)
  i think he blew a micro chip! (full quote)
  I did not send you to go..kart...camp... (full quote)
  Tony: Oh we have a comedian! I love comedians. Perhaps I can book you on a tour. (full quote)
  my grandmother runs faster than you, and she only has one leg! (full quote)
  how would u like to suck my balls (full quote)
  My penis is bulging out of my size 12 underwear. (full quote)
  josh: are you going to fat camp? jerry: no, why? josh: because you're fat! is that your dad? jerry: no! why? josh: because he's fat too! (full quote)
  Tony: Ok Josh step on the scale (Josh steps on) Tony: OK STEP OFF (full quote)
  Tony- You've been a good boy Nicholas, a good guard...your queen would be proud. Reward yourslef with this sweet, chocolate kiss. Nicholas- Throw it over. Tony- But it will smoosh (Nicholas walks over to grab the kiss) Tony- Oops...butterfingers. (Tony gets Nicholas in a headlock) (full quote)
  jerry: hey guys...you hear that?...(confusion)...WRAPPER...food WRAPPER! (full quote)
  Looks like London Bridge is falling down.. (full quote)
  Kristin Hartmann is cool, not (full quote)
  Leave him, Hes a straggler...stragglers must be left to fend for themselves. (full quote)
  dont let anyone sign your checks! (full quote)
  Tony: Your a negativity spreader, and I won't have it. (full quote)
  TONY: Lunch will be cancelled today do to lack of hustle...deal with it (full quote)
  Dear Grandma, A man once said that war is hell.....he obviously didn't go to fat camp. The kids over at camp MVP come by everyday just to humiliate us. But worst of all, today the killed the blob. (full quote)
  Alright! Josh Burnbound, get on the scale son! (applause, cheers,scale clinking)Alright get off the scale! (full quote)
  Tony: (Glide, Stride) only film the ones who are standing, Kenneth (full quote)
  Lars: Hey! Don't pee in the wahda. Don't drink the wahda, he peed in it! (full quote)
  Tony: Put the fruit trays away. The insects will be out soon. (full quote)
  tonights lecture is liposuction... option or obsession (full quote)
  i eat sucess for breakfest.. with skim milk (full quote)
  Larz: I'm feeling skinny Tony! (full quote)
  Buddy!!!....... Buddy!!!!....... BUDDY!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Roy: I saw the new nurse today Josh. She is very attractive Josh: This pleases me. (full quote)
  Those of you from Western pennsylvania probably know my father, Tony Perkis Senior, the Lighting fixture king (full quote)
  I did not send you to go-kart camp! (full quote)
  First we're going to take an hour meditation break. Then we're going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi. (full quote)
  is that tony?? (full quote)
  Uncle Tony's gonna do a little demo! (full quote)
  Please Put your fat finger down! (full quote)
  girl 1: why don't they just lose some weight? girl 2: why don't you teach them how to throw up after meals just like you do? (full quote)
  never put twinkies on your pizza (full quote)
  So, are you with us or against us? Lars: I am with you. I love you. (full quote)
  And I am Lars! Lars?..what kind of a name is that?..where are you from anyways? ..FAHH AWAY.. (full quote)
  Don't put twinkies on your pizza (full quote)
  This is the 18th level of the PerkiSystem. You'll all be doing this by Labor Day. All right, do it to it Lars! (full quote)
  You've been a good guard Nicholas, wise and strong. your queen would be proud. I have a chocolate kiss for your good work. Oops, butterfingers. (full quote)
  Congradulations Mr. Sims, you are the fattest boy at camp. (full quote)
  Do it to it Larz. It would be my pleasure Tony. (full quote)
  How's This For Fun Cody (full quote)
  Kiss the ground fat boy! (full quote)
  when tony is running through the woods, sees pat the counselor and yells, I'M DOGGIN IT PAT, and then picks a large log and continues running (full quote)
  josh step on the scale..[thud] stepp off (full quote)
  How many of you know the story or Icarus, the man who rolled the ball up the hill 'till finally he got so high up it melted in the heat of the sun. Youre all like Icarus! (full quote)
  Tony, as he lays on a bed of nails with a giant ice cube on his chest: This is the 18th level of the Perkis System... You'll all be doing this by Labor Day. (full quote)
  Tony: I know each and every one of you... because I was you. (full quote)
  congratulations Mr. Simms, you are the fattest boy in camp. (full quote)
  can you smell it
(full quote)
  Tim: (when seeing Tony tied up, to kids) You can't kidnap the owner of a camp! They give people the chair for this kind of thing! (full quote)
  Don't be frightened, Nicholas. I'm a beaten man. (full quote)
  Lars: I have candy! (full quote)
  Hey you going to fat camp...yea why...cause your fat...is that your dad over there...no why..because he's fat too (full quote)
  Tim to kid during baseball You can do it Keep your eyes on the bat Put it in the pocket Swing harder I have no idea what I'm saying (full quote)
  Congratulations, Mrs. Simms, you're the fatest boy at camp! (full quote)
  You gained 9 pounds, have you been cheating? (full quote)
  Your a negativity spreader Finely. your contaminating my wealth and i won't allow it (full quote)
  We already know eachAHthers' names (full quote)
  hey new kid get these salamies off my back (full quote)
  70% of the people in america are fat asses and theres nothing they cand do about it they are some fat bastards and will never change in a day in their fat lives and i mean all the fat people sitting on the couch eating (full quote)
  Attention campers. Lunch has been canceled today due to lack of hustle. Deal with it. (full quote)
  PAT! PAT! PAT! PAT! (full quote)
  Tony: Do it to it Lars. (full quote)
  Hey there Mr. Rainy day--I have a little surprise for you (pins wings on him) Cutie! (full quote)
10929 call 911. (full quote)
12091 Did you ever hear the story of Icarus, who continually rolled the ball up a hill, but when he got too close, the ball melted in the heat of the sun. You are all like Icarus. (full quote)
42249 Feel the chi. Repulse the monkey. (full quote)
42249 This is the day we seperate the men from the boys. (full quote)
42249 We're not teaching them about sports, we're teaching them about life! (full quote)