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Ernie, ernie, are you trying to make me feel funny in the pants? Don't spit up my ass and tell me it's raining, tough guy. Why, you're angering me--I outta split your f**cking nuts from your head to the back of your ass!
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Oh were you after me sweetypants??, why dont you climb up here and I'll throw you off into a Fucken sthailor dive, then we can go down into the water, and I'll rub seeweed all over you ass and your back and shit, we'll have a great time.
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1. I'll have two Bob Burgers and two side orders of frizzy fries please.
2. OK then hot spicy lamby nipple chops with sour sauce on them.
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1. What would you guys do??.
2. Well I'd grab him, take him out back and tie him to a fucken tree, get one of those tennis ball machines and start firing boiled potatoes up his ass till his face turns blue.
1. Thats the sickest thing I ever heard, I love it!.
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1. My mom came home the other night and she poured hot grease over my ass , my back and my genitals, and then my shoes fell off.
2. What has that got to do with anything??
1. Cause I cant see Dammit!!
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So he's just lying there and he's got blood coming out of his eyesockets, and his wife is screamin out, Im gonna get you Tony Scarbone.
So then I turn to him and I say , I feel sorry for you, you gotta come home to that yappin mouth.
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1. Wasnt there a Frank Rizzo involved in that Scarcella family shooting a ways back??
2. Yeh, yeh, there was this guy dressed up as a clown, and he's jumping round doing backflips, and screamin like a chicken, and throwing knives, and when the smoke cleared they had to scrape the Scarcella family off the walls with a spatula
1. I never liked clowns
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HOLD ON LET ME transfer YOU TO DEMOLITIONS AH!!!! DEMOLITIONS!!!!!
JOSH AND JOSH
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SEE YOU LATER YOU FUCK'N MILKEY LICKER
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open that toolbox wide i'm gonna stick some bologna in it. Rinaldo? Rinaldo is that you? Come on in here i shaved some dogs
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The Fucking Monkeys?!?!
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Ok, spicy lamby nipple chops with minty pickle sour sauce!
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One time the doctor put me under and when i woke up i had a huge red shanker on my ass. The doctor must have been touching my ass or something. When I was a kid, i used to play around with these pink pigs and they would always kick me right up inside my ass. Do you think this could have given me this problem? Sir I dont know? Ohhhh!lady this is tearing the ass out of me.
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