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Little Rascals, The - 1994 Movie Quotes


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4066 1. Hurry whats the number to 911? 2. I don't know (full quote)
4066 This will take her breath away. (full quote)
  what a releif!! (full quote)
  1:You two stole our racer! 2:Finders keepres,losers SUCK! 1:And Bite me! (full quote)
4066 We got a dollar, we got a dollar, we got a dollar hey hey hey hey (full quote)
  You only find a once in a lifetime buddy...once in a lifetime (full quote)
4997 Hey Porky you really know how to make a SANDwhich...That wasn't sand that was kitty litter (full quote)
5337 OOHHH- TAY (full quote)
  Look, it's a duck with a buck. (full quote)
  Dear Darla, I hate your stinkin' guts. You make me vomit. You are the scum between my toes. Love Alfalfa. (full quote)
  come on folks, we need the money! (full quote)
  I gotta dollar, I gotta dollar, I gotta dollar hey hey hey hey! (full quote)
8034 hey, do you have a hamburger to go with that shake? (full quote)
8034 Alfalfa (giggles) I've never seen this side of you before!!! (full quote)
8034 o-tay!! (full quote)
8034 When was the last time we beat you up?! (full quote)
  i got two pickles. i got two pickles. i got two pickles. hey hey hey hey!!!! hey are these kosher (full quote)
  Buckwheat: Hey look, my mom's here (Whoopie goldberg) Other kid: Whoopee (full quote)
7869 Are these kosher? (full quote)
7869 Butch: You better brace yourself cause now I'm really gonna kick your butt! Alfalfa: I'm usualy a lover, not a fighter, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception! (full quote)
7869 Well hello Mr. Bubbles! (full quote)
7869 Porky: I got something! I got something! Buckweet: Yea, me, too! A big fat one! (full quote)
7869 Waldo: My father just baught the oil facotory. Darla: That explains why your so refine. Alfalfa: Yea, and so oilily! Waldo: Watch it, bud! (full quote)
7869 We're going to the race! We're going to the race! And you have an ugly face! I don't have an ugly face you have an ugly face. Your mama has an ugly face! (full quote)
7869 The way you feed my soul, I can...feed your face! (full quote)
  Hows the tooth ache, bub? (full quote)
  Buckwheat: The blurr.... he blurr has never been beatn' since the beging of time!! Fiiiiiive years! (full quote)
9213 Come back here you ugly little freak! (full quote)
9345 Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts; you make me vomit. You're scuuuum between my toes. Love, Alfalfa (full quote)
8487 1) what is your account....number? 2) Uh, seven 1) Seven? Seven? 3) Try eight. 2) Eight? 1) Heard enough! ( snaps 1 and 4's fake beards.) 1) If you were my kids, I'd punish you. 4) If we were your kids, we would punish ourselves. 1) Leave the premises, post haste! 2) You can't treat people this way, Mister! 1) You're not people. You're kids. (full quote)
8487 Just forget about that soap-sucking nincompoop! (full quote)
8487 1) How do you plead? 2) Oh, please, oh please, have mercy, please! 3) Mmmmmmmm, pretty good pleading! (full quote)
8487 Win by a hair, yes!!! (full quote)
8487 Everyone raise your right hand. (watches everyone raise left hand) the other right hand. (full quote)
8487 1) Why am I all wet? 2) Don't worry, Alfalfa, I used to have the same problem. (full quote)
8487 1) We've taken up a collection. (puts a pile of coins on the counter.) Give us all the wood you can for this much please. 2) (holds up a little peice of wood)Paper or platic? (full quote)
8487 1) Sorry about Fifi. She's so playful. (looks at Darla) Forgive my upfrontery, but you, miss, are a rare rose in a garden of weeds. You have the sophistication of a woman of twelve. I'm Waldo. 2) I'm Alfalfa. 1) Yes, I'm sure you are. 3) And I'm Darla. 1) We just moved into town, my father bought the oil refinery. 3) That explains why you're so refined. 2) Yeah, and so oily! 1) Watch it, bud. (full quote)
8487 1) He's smooth as a baby's bottom. 2) And he smells better too! (full quote)
10494 QUICK, what THE NUMBER FOR 911 (full quote)
  I'll give you my pickle for a nickle. How bout 2 cents? Otay. (full quote)
  Hee-ManWoman Haters Club!!! (full quote)
  Hee-ManWoman Haters Club!!! (full quote)
  Girls: Ewwww BOYS Boys: Ewww GIRLS (full quote)
  At the sleepover when Alfalfa wakes up It's ok Alfalfa i used to do that to! He wet the bed (full quote)
  wait for it. wait for it. o I missed it. (full quote)
  I'll trade you a pickle for a nickel... How bout 2 cents? OHHTayy!! (full quote)
  dont worry alfalfa i used to have the same probelm....hehehe (full quote)
  So you're responsible for the bubbles at the talent show!?! (full quote)
  1)Awww! My Alfalfinater! 2)My delightful Darlooni! (full quote)
  Darlars friend- your not thinking about alfoulfor areyou? Darlah-Oh no no no no! (full quote)
  Stymie: You've been friends since you were one. You're a team like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent, Milly and Vanilly. You only make a once in a lifetime buddy...once in a life time! (full quote)
  1. what happened? 2. He did it! (full quote)
  we're going to the race! we're gonna win first place! and you have an ugly face! (full quote)
  step right up to see the man eating chicken (full quote)
  A man eating chicken HA HA HA (full quote)
  ummm pretty good pleading (full quote)
  Person 1: Quick, what's the calling number for 911? Person 2: How should I know? (Both shrug and walk away, dropping the phone) (full quote)
  Would you think me of it if I asked you for a BIG WET ONE? A what? A kiss? OKAY! (full quote)
  Would you think me for it if If i asked you for a big wet one?(alfalfa) A what?(Darla) A Kiss?(Alfalfa) Okay!(Darla) (full quote)
  we're going to the race. we're gonna win first place. and you have an ugly face! I don't have an ugly face,you have a ugly face! no you have an ugly face! No your momma has an ugly face! (full quote)
  1)hey uh-huh, does it stink in there? 2)uh-huh (full quote)
  Howdy mister! (full quote)
  I got a dolla i got a dolla i got a dolla hey hey hey hey! (full quote)
  the girls- they like to moon yah boy- NO We DON't (full quote)
  And the clouds open up and God says ' I hate you Alfalfa' (full quote)
  All the money in the world couldn't beat hard work and ingenuity (full quote)
  I (name) member in good stadard of the him man woman haters club. Do solmnly swear to hate woman and not play with them our turn to them unless I have to. And especialy never fall in love and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder. (full quote)
  Stymie) Raise your right hand (all raise left hands)...your other right hand. (all raise right hands)..I, Stymie..(rascals):I, Stymie..(Stymie): I stymie, Member in good standing of the he-man woman haters club, do solomly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not talk to them or play with them unless i have to and especially NEEEVER fall in love, and if i do, may i suffer horribly and painfully for hours or untill i scream bloody murder. (full quote)
  WE ARE THE HE-MAN WOMAN HATERS, WE FEED GIRLS TO ALLIGATORS, CLUBHOUSE BURNED down MIGHTY LOW..BUT WE GOT A PLAN TO MAKE SOME DOUGH! (full quote)
  When he sings, it makes my heart melt like a popsicle on the Fourf of July! (full quote)
  You only meet your once in a lifetime friend.....once in a life time. (full quote)
  waldo: weve just moved into town..my father bought the oil refinery darla: that explains why your so refined alfalfa: yeah and so oily waldo: watch it bud (full quote)
  why do they have to be so..different..hummm..girls get along with eatchother..boys stand up for themselves..girls care..boys take whats theyres..boys wont listen..all they wanna do is talk..they like to moon ya!..no, we dont! *lightning flash and screams*.. gigglin n gossiping..fighting and farting..barbies and bracelets..boogers and bugs..iceskating..bungeejumping..sycronized swimming..and you can never get them to sit still...boyys eeeghhhh...girls eeeegh..and the worst thing of all..THEY SMELL WEIRD (full quote)
  You can only find a once-in-a-lifetime friend...once in a liftime (full quote)
  waldo-you are a rare rose in a garden of weeds (full quote)
  and now, the man eating chicken!! (full quote)
  and now, the man eating chicken!! (full quote)
  and now, the man eating chicken!! (full quote)
  We need a man sooooooooo manly, that if he fell off a building....he'd go out of his way to lady on a woman. (full quote)
  Darla: Oh, Alfalfa you know just what to say to a girl to take a girl breath away! Porky(hiding): THIS WILL TAKE HER BREAF AWAY!!! (full quote)
  Darla: Oh, Alfalfa you know just what to say to a girl to take a girls breath away! Porky(hiding): THIS WILL TAKE HER BREAF AWAY!!! (full quote)
  (picking the pedals off of a flower) ...she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not (last pedal) SHE LOVES ME! oh i have to tell darla how i really feel! (full quote)
  (picking the pedals off of a flower) ...she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not (last pedal) SHE LOVES ME! oh i have to tell darla how i really feel! (full quote)
  Buckwheat: We're going to the race. We're gonna win the race. And youuu have an ugly faccee! Porky: I don't have an ugly face YOU have an ugly face! Buckwheat: I don't have an ugly face..your mama has an ugly face! (full quote)
  Spanky: Like they say, 'wood don't grow on trees.' (full quote)
  Spanky: Like they say, 'wood don't grow on trees.' (full quote)
  Buckwheat: Got anything porky? Porky: Not one bit buchwheat (full quote)
  Froggy: I pulled out my lizard! (full quote)
  Stynie:Hey Porky you really know how to make a SANDwhich... Porky: That wasn't sand that was kitty litter (full quote)
  Darla: Oh you're so nice for bringing me here Alfalfa: (smiles) Darla: A candlelit lunch, I'm dazzled! Alfalfa: (sits on a whoopie cushion).....(blushes) Eh, excuse me, I seem to have a little...farfugnoogan. Darla: No problem. Alfalfa: Grape soda? Darla: Yes please. (both drink it, then spit it out) Darla: This tastes like somebody poured it from an ol' boot! (outside) Froggy: actually its a sneaker! Hehehe! Alfalfa: Must have been a bad year. Maybe we should strap on the old feedbag Darla: Which sandwich did I bring? Alfalfa: This one...why don't we swap, so what's your's is mine, and what's mine is ours. Darla: You know just what to say to take a girl's breath away. (outside)Porky: This'll take her breath away... (Alfalfa and Darla start eating their sandwiches but realize it doesn't taste good at all) Alfalfa: You made a delicious sandwich... Darla: So did you....very crunchy. (outside) Stymie: Porky you sure know how to make a SAND-wich. Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter. Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh...hahaha. (full quote)
  we gotta dollar we gotta dollar we gotta dollar heyheyheyhey!!!! (full quote)
  Darla- when he sings he makes me melt like a popsicle on the fourth of july (full quote)
  The Blur has never been beaten, since the beginning of time...FIVE YEARS (full quote)
  Alfalfa:Oh then the clouds open up and God said I hate you Alfalfa! Butch:Nice tan!...any last words? Alfalfa:Yeah uh...siya! (full quote)
  Butch:Are you thinking what Im' thinking Woim? Woim:Yeah Butch.what are we thinking? Butch:How much fun its' gonna be to stop those guys in the race. (full quote)
  Alfalfa:Everything is working out perfficly the guys are at the swimming hole and I anit' home with a toothach nothing can possibly go wrong! Butch and Woim:Aaaahhhhh! Alfalfa:Hiya Butc... [interupting]Butch:Shutup!... When the last time we beat you up? Alfalfa:Lets'see todays the tiff 30 days half September,April,June, and November.Its' nodly beer...[Butch and Woim scull at him.]...yesterday.Butch:Youre'due! Alfalfa:Look! [Butch and Woim look and Alfalfa runs.]Woim:I dont'see nothing. Butch:Come on you doick! (full quote)
  Butch:Come back here you ugly little Squid! (full quote)
  Porky-Rough Day? Alfalfa-Don't ask (full quote)
  Alfalfa-In my hurry to eat, I forgot to give you the tour. Here's the wall, here's the other wall, and here's the closet (opening up the messy closet). Do you wanna go in there? Darla-Just as I thought! You ARE ashamed of me! Alfalfa-I'm not ashamed of you. I'm proud of you! I just don't want anybody to see you. Darla-That does it mistor! I'm outa here! (full quote)
  Got a burguer to go with that shake? (full quote)
  HE makeS ME MELT LIKE A POPSICLIE ON THE 4TH OF JULY (full quote)
  Nothin beats a buck and a duck. (full quote)
  when was the last time we beat you up? well todays the 10th, 30th days have september, april june and november....its not a leap year..eee yesterday your DUE! (full quote)
  1)When was the last time we beat you up? 2) um yesterday (full quote)
  i hate your stinking guts your scum between my toes you make me sick (full quote)
  you make my heart melt like a popsicle on the fourth of july (full quote)
  Durla:why you boys has jerks. (full quote)
  Durla:Why You Boys has Jerks. *girls laugh* Girl:You're Not Think about Alfalfa Are You. Durla:oh no no no no no way? Twins:Are You sure? *Girl Laugh* (full quote)
  Durla:Why You Boys has Jerks. *girls laugh* Girl:You're Not Think about Alfalfa Are You. Durla:oh no no no no way? Twins:Are You sure? *Girl Laugh* (full quote)
  Alflfa:2 souls but for 1...shoe (full quote)
  Alflfa:2 souls but for 1...shoe (full quote)
10666 1: If I were your parents, I'd punish you! 2: If you were my parent, I'd punish myself! (full quote)
16680 1)Ew, it takes like it was poured from an old boot! 2)Actually.. it's a sneaker! (full quote)
16680 1)Gosh Porky you sure know how to make a SANDwich! 2)That wasn't saand that was kitty litter! 3)Don't worry.. it's pretty fresh! (full quote)
25984 -Please, sit down... -Ok. ...sit down? we can't sit down! - I'm sorry sir, we can't sit down. (full quote)
Marvin Acme It's O-tay, I remember what it said. 'Dear Darla I hate your stinkin guts. You make me vomit. You are scum between my toes. Love, Alfalfa'. (full quote)
39256 It's a candel lit lunch, I'm dazzled (full quote)
39394 things cant possibly get any worse!..then the clouds opened up and god said, i hate you alfalfa (full quote)
42042 1: Hey, my mom's here! 2: Woopie. (full quote)
42042 We're going to the race, we're gonna win first place, and you have an ugly face! (full quote)
  Durla:why you boys has jerks. *Girl Laugh* girl:you not think about alfalfa are you. Durla:Oh No No No Way? twin 1&2:are you sure. *Girl Laugh* (full quote)
  Porky: We're he-man women haters, we can't deliver love notes! Alfalfa: Love note, no..this is gonna be a hate note. Porky and Buckwheat: Otay! (full quote)
  Uh Huh: Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them. (full quote)
  Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet? Porky: Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem. (full quote)
  Alfalfa:I'D LIKE TO make A TOAST, TO THE GIRl I LOVE MOST- Darla:please don't say my name, please don't say my name.Alfalfa:DARLA!!!! Darla:ugh (full quote)
  Alfalfa, you make me melt like a popsicle on the 4th of July (full quote)
  Alfalfa, you make me melt like a popsicle on the 4th of July (full quote)
  you make me melt like a popsicle on the forth of july (full quote)
  he is smoother than a baby's bottom... yeah and he smells better too! (full quote)
  gentlemen and gentlemem i give you our president spanky (full quote)
  the blur has never been beetin since the begining of time.. five years (full quote)
10929 --Rough day? --Don't ask. (full quote)
jjbear303 I got a pickle I got a pickle I got a pickle hey hey hey hey (full quote)
knjenkins Why are boys such jerks? (full quote)