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Major League II - 1994 Movie Quotes


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5110 women. Can't live without 'em and they can't pee standing up. (full quote)
5110 1: You ok, Pedro? 2: Ok? free and Clear. 3: Did he just say 'free and Queer'? (full quote)
5172 (1)I never has a regular girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. Now, I thought that I would be hurting for the rest of my life, but you know what happened the very next week? (2) what? (1) My momma died. (full quote)
5172 That looked like the Terminator, only slower. Maybe it was his out-of-stater, or it could have been the Hibernator--that baby is definitely going away for the winter. Whatever for Vaughn, it might be see-ya-later. He's probably gonna become a spectator. (full quote)
5172 The outfield walls now look like the yellow pages. And, any of you folks having trouble finding a good proctologist might want to come down here and check out the area around the 375 foot sign. (full quote)
5172 back goes Cerrano. He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch this one. That baby is outta here. (full quote)
5172 Good news, fans. The Indians are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other (full quote)
5172 They're gonna send me back to Omaha, and I don't even live there. (full quote)
5172 You're standing on the tracks, and the train's coming through, butthead. (full quote)
5172 You name your pitches now? (full quote)
5172 (1) I've got a new one I'll show you. You get a piece of it, I'll let you name it. (2) I'd, uh, call it the masturbator. (full quote)
5172 I'm the only winner on the team, the rest of 'em are losers--either by choice, or by birth. (full quote)
5172 Mild Thing, you make my butt sting! (full quote)
5172 So, the Indians have a runner. I think I'll wet my pants. (full quote)
6610 #1: I've never had a real girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. I thought I'd never stop hurtin'. But you know what happened the very next week? 2: What? 1: My momma died. After that, I didn't care no more about my balls hurtin'. (full quote)
  Mr. Parkman, you're a great ball player, but I would just like to say, You're standing on the tracks and the train is coming through. (full quote)
  Hey, Mr. Vaughn. I thought you started tonight. I did. Oh, I didn't turn on the game untill the second inning. (full quote)
  i love this shit i may move to england (full quote)
  women, can't live with 'em and they can't pee standing up. (full quote)
9316 You BUSH LEAGUE,NO TALENT,FLASH-IN-THE-PAN CHOKE ARTIST!!! (full quote)
12257 Fly ball............... Caught (full quote)
12257 Ok Padro Big nock baby big nock!!! (full quote)
  Unless thats Shaquille O'Neal in right that babies outta here (full quote)
  Brown: Its either a leg thing, or an arm thing, oh a a heart attack. Jake: Who used heart attack? Brown: I did. (full quote)
19481 I ain't ever had a serious girlfriend like you or nothing, but this one time, I got kicked in the balls by a mule. I was in so much pain. But you know what happened the very next week? My momma died..hell, after that, I didn't care about my balls hurtin no more. You see what I'm getting at? (full quote)
  I couldn't hit sand if I fell off a camel (full quote)
  So..The Indians have a runner...I think i'll wet my pants. (full quote)
  The outfield walls now look like the yellow pages. And, any of you folks having trouble finding a good proctologist might want to come down here and check out the area around the 375 foot sign. (full quote)
  Humiliator, lined to left. Base hit. Eliminator, lined to right. Another base hit. There's some real puss lined to center. (full quote)
  Lou Brown: You guys won last year just to spite her. Jake Taylor: Ah Lou they were a different team. Lou Brown: TAYLOR! It's not your job to make excuses! Thats all you guys do good! It's either a leg thing!...or a spiritual thing!...or a psychological thing!...or a heart attack!!! Jake Taylor: Who used heart attack? Lou Brown: Me. [collapses] (full quote)
  ...Tanaka, formerly of the Tokyo Giants, knocks himself out cold for the third time this week. Maybe in Japan thats better than actually catching the ball. Personaly I think he's just trying to get out of the line up. (full quote)
22367 I would've gone to see his movie, but it was only out for 2 1/2 hours. I was told, however, it was in focus. (full quote)
  Baker sends a real screamer towards short.... and he beats it with a head first slide, i think ill wet my self (full quote)
  Willie, get in there and run for Rube. My legs are hurting. I'll run. Sit down. Rube's hurting worse than you are now get in there! The gutless wonder doesn't have to pitch why should I have to run? Who are you calling a gutless wonder tin man, Y'know that leg has been the best acting you've done in weeks. So, at least I don't have an agent who's interfering with people's images all the time! (full quote)
  I want parkman (full quote)
  Look at that score BOARD now Grasshopper! (full quote)
  1. Harry! Wake Up! 2. Huh? My God! Good news fans! The Indians seem to be showing signs of life for the first time this season! The appear to be beating the crap out of each other! Looks like Willie Hayes is trying to hit Rick Vaughn, and why not, everybody in the league's hitting him these days. Monty, Vaughn's carrying that left arm a little low, that may hurt him in the later rounds! (full quote)
  Ok, guys. We've won two games in a row. If we win tonight, its called a winning streak. IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE. (full quote)
  1. That was a different team last year skip. 2. Taylor! It's not your job to make excuses! That's all you guys do good! It's either a leg thing, or a spiritual thing, or a physcological thing, or a heart attack! 1. Who used heart attack? 2. Me.(suffers a heart attack) (full quote)
  1. Wow! Willie's really got some power. 2. Yeah for a guy who may be bagging groceries in a couple of weeks. (full quote)
  Harry wake up! Wake Up! Huh? Look! My God! Good news fans! The Indians seem to showing signs of life for the first time in weeks! They appear to be beating the crap out of each other! Looks like Willie Hayes is trying to hit Rick Vaughn; And why not Everyone in the league does. Monte Vaughn is holding that left arm a little low, that may hurt him in the later rounds. what are we gonna do now? Toss them I guess. The whole team? (nods his head yes) Alright! You're outta here! All of ya! (full quote)
  I talked to a boy who hailed from downtown, and he says that the most grass he's seen in his life is the one we play on right now. Now, we're in the goldarn Major Leagues boys. I've waited my whole life to get here, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna quit just because we ain't doing so good. I love to play baseball and I bet somewhere along the way you guys all did too. (full quote)
  1. C'mon you're not gonna let her get you down are you? You guys won last year just to spite her. I think she's just what we need. 2. That was a different team last year skip. 1. Taylor! It's not your job to make excuses! That's all you guys do good! It's either a leg thing! Or a spiritual thing! or a physcological thing! Or a heart attack! 2. Who used heart attack? 1. Me. (has a heart attack) (full quote)
  Strike three! The Indians Win! The Indians Win! Oh, I gotta get out of this business! (full quote)
  welcome back to major league baseball... sort of (full quote)
  Rick: Right Guard sports stick anything less.... Would be uncivilized. Director: the stick's upside down. Rick: upside down. (full quote)
  hey mild thing, i think i loathe you...you didn't think I'd abandon ya, did ya vaughn?.....you big piece of cow flop, you steaming pile of mastodon dung! bring out the pooper scooper.....you no talent, flash in the past, choke artist......huh, where ya goin vaughn, huh, you looking for your terminator, vaughn.....yeah, you get back in there vaughn! (full quote)
  a week later my momma died (full quote)
  When the tough get going, the going get tough (full quote)
  And that might be a top nominie for the Trojan Boner Of The Week Award (full quote)
  Ok guys, we won last night and were gonna win tonight. That's called a winning streak. It has happened before. (full quote)
10929 --That ball wouldn't have been out of a lot of parks. --Name one. --Yellowstone. (full quote)
10929 All my love is gone. (full quote)
12696 odiroferous, olflactagil, emancipations (full quote)
43297 ILL TELL YOU WHAT IF YOU CAN HIT THIS PITCH ILL LET YOU NAME IT OK! (home RUN) HOW BOUT THE MASTERBATER? (full quote)
43297 HEY BLACK HAMMER!!! (full quote)
43297 I'll be home soon sweetie! Ill be waiting for ya darling! (full quote)
Suge188 women. You can't live with 'em, and they can't pee standin' up. (full quote)
skutchy im the only winner everyone else is a loser either by choice or by birth (full quote)