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Mask, The - 1994 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
3754 Now get out of here kids, you bother me. (full quote)
3225 You start dancing I'll blow your brains out! (full quote)
  Can't make a scene if you don't have any green.I better make a little stop! (full quote)
3225 1) You on the list? 2) No, but I believe my friends are, perhaps you know them...Franklin, Grant, and Jackson! (full quote)
3225 Aren't you due back at the laboratory to get your bolts tightened?! I should've said that (full quote)
3225 Somebody stole your pajamas?! (full quote)
  No!!It wasent MEE (full quote)
5373 It's party time. P-A-R-T-WHY? Because I gotta! (full quote)
5352 1) Ipkiss! Feeze ! ..Put your hands up ! 2)But you old me o reeze ! 1)Alright Alright : Unfreeze . You're under arrest ! 2)No! It was not me ! It was the one armed man ! Alright I confess I did it you here and I'm glad ! Glad I tells ya ! WHat are they gonna do to me sarge ?!? What are they gonna do ? 1)Sorry son : That's not my department . search him ! 3) Really big sunglasses . 4) Bowling pin . 2) Little to the left . That's it . 4) Ye-owww ! Mouse trap . 3) Umm... I dunno . Small mouth bass . 4) Rubber chicken . 3) Funny eyeball glasses . 2) I've never seen those before in my life . 4) Bazooka ? 2) I have a permit for that . 3) Picture of Calloway's wife!! 1) WHat?!? 2) Uh-oh. 1)Margrett! You sonofabitch! 2) Gee's I figured you had a sense of humour . After all : YOU married her !!! (full quote)
5352 They call me Cuban Pete ! I'm the King of the Rhumba beat ! When i play the maracas I go chicky-chicky-boom chick-chicky-boom chick-chicky-boom ! (full quote)
5352 Thatsa spicy meetball ! (full quote)
  1) do you have the time? 2) as a matter of fact i do cubby. it is exactly two seconds before i honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head [ding] (full quote)
5352 Sorry fellas : Waste not want not . (full quote)
5352 Fortunately , funeral boquets are deductable (full quote)
5352 Hold me closer Ed ! It's getting dark ! *cough* Tell aunty Em to let old yella out . *cough* Tell Tiny Yim : I won't be comin 'ome this Christmas *cough* Tell Scarlette I DO give a damn . (full quote)
4066 what side of whose bed did you wake up on? (full quote)
6261 Now you're being cynical. (full quote)
  that kind of girl'll rip out your heart, put it in a blender and hit 'frappe'!! (full quote)
  It's Party time, P-A-R-T-WHY? Because I gotta! (full quote)
5352 1) You know something Mrs Peenman 2) what?! 1)...Nothing 2) Well that's what you are Ipkiss : A big nothing . *leaves* 1) Are you due back at the lab to get your bolts tightened ?...I shoulda said that (full quote)
  Look Ma, I'm road kill! (full quote)
11713 This is incredible, with these powers I could be a super hero. I could fight crime, protect the innocent, work for world peace! But first... (full quote)
  But it wasnt me, It was the one armed man! (full quote)
12674 Shut the door. Shut the door. Shut the window, I don't care! (full quote)
12674 Milo, this could be dangerous. You stay here and be a good boy. Daddy's gonna have to go kick some ass. (full quote)
12674 This is the moment of truth. When a man shows what he's really made of. (gun cocks) Crap. (full quote)
14003 did you miss me? I GUESS NOT! (full quote)
14744 HOLD ONTO your LUG NUTS; IT'S TIME FOR AN OVERHAUL! (full quote)
15067 He's a really modest guy. Although he's the hottest guy. In Havana. In Havana. (full quote)
17923 Somebody stop me!!! (full quote)
22202 Smmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmokin (full quote)
  SMOKINNNNGGG!!!! (full quote)
  1) That's impossible. 2) no, those pajamas are impossible - this really happened (full quote)
  SSSPOOKY!! (full quote)
  AREN'T YOU DUE back AT THE LABORTORY TO GET YOUR BOLTS TIGHTENED?!!?...I should of have said that (full quote)
Deb Ipkiss: I'm late for the ball! Kellaway: Oh, gee whiz! Alice and the White Rabbit will be so disappointed! (full quote)
Deb Most of the men in this town think monogamy is some kind of wood. (full quote)
  LETS ROCK THIS JOINT!!! (full quote)
  u r like a red red rose and i'm a little throny. cigratte? no? (blows) now like napolian i will divied and conquer (full quote)
  Hey Ma! I'm roadkill! (full quote)
  Go get those Keys! Go get 'em! Go get 'em... not the cheese the keys! (full quote)
  It's Party time PART, Y? because i gotta. (full quote)
  Ooooooo SMOKING! (full quote)
  back off, monkey boy! (full quote)
  Hold me closer, Ed! It's getting dark!!!! Tell Auntie Em I won't be home this Christmas! Tell Scarlett I DO give a damn! (Hack, fart sound) Pardon me. (full quote)
  Hold me closer, Ed! It's getting dark!!!! Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out! Tell Tiny Tim I won't ne home this Christmas. Tell Scarlett I DO give a damn! (Hack, fart sound) Pardon me. (full quote)
  well, alrighty then (full quote)
  SMOKIN'!!! (full quote)
  The Mask: No it wasn't me it was the one armed man, alright i confess i did it ya here and i'm glad glad i tell ya, what are they gonna do to me searg what are they gonna do? Seargent: Sorry son thats not my deaprtment (full quote)
  I think he wants to communicate. (full quote)
  Loki? (full quote)
  The Mask: Did you miss me?... I GUESS NOT! (full quote)
  Bank manager: Ipkiss! We have a crisis on our hands and you stroll in over an hour late... Stanley Ipkiss: Back off monkey-boy, or I'll tell your daddy you're running this place like you're own personal piggie-bank or maybe I should call the IRS and arrange a little vacation for you at club FED! (full quote)
  Guy in Cadillac: Hey, get out of the road! Mask: I think he wants to communicate. AHOOGA!!!!!! (full quote)
  Kellaway: Doyle, get in the car. Doyle: But I ordered onion rings. Kellaway: DOYLE!!! (full quote)
  all righty then (full quote)
  Hey Stan! (full quote)
10929 You're 40 minutes late. (full quote)
10929 I could only whisper your name. (full quote)
10929 This business of love. (full quote)
10929 Let the good times roll. (full quote)
10929 You would be my baby. (full quote)
29939 Hold the phone. Killer at three o'clock. (full quote)
29939 1) Stanley Ipkiss, you are the nicest guy! Hey Charlie, isn't Stanley the nicest guy? (full quote)
29939 1) As I was saying about that tie. It's like one of those, what do you call them, ink blot tests. 2) Rorschach test. 3) That's it. It looks like... um. A young woman riding bareback. You know, like a Lady Godiva or something....what do you see, Mr..Ipkiisss.. 4) don't know. ...Bold colors. It's a power tie, y'know? They're supposed to make you feel... powerful. (full quote)
29939 1) Green Civic... Green Civic. Oh yeah! Brake drums are still on order and I'm only halfway through rebuilding the trans. 2) But I just brought it in for an oil change! (full quote)
29939 1) You're Ipkiss? Stanley Ipkiss? 2) That's right. 3) Some kind of prowler broke in and attacked Mrs. Peenman. 4) Really? I didn't hear a thing. 5) Then you must be a pretty sound sleeper, Ipkiss 'cause she unloaded a couple rounds of 20 buckshot five feet from your door. 6) That's impossible... 7) Those pajamas are impossible, this actually happened. (full quote)
29939 1) Er, uh... Are you on the list? 2) No, but I believe my friends are. (fans a wad of cash) Jackson, Lincoln and Roosevelt. (full quote)
29939 1) Ipkiss! We have a crisis on our hands here and you stroll in over an hour late. If I have to put up with your slovenly... 2) back off Monkey-Boy, before I tell your daddy how you're running this branch like it's your own personal piggy bank! If the I.R.S. saw some of those files we could arrange a little vacation for you at Club Fed! 3) That will be all, Ipkiss. (full quote)
29939 1) But what should I do about my date? 2) Your date? 3) You know. Tonight. The park. Tina. Do I go as myself of the Mask? 4) If I tell you, would you leave my office...right now? 5) Yes. 5) Go as yourself. And as the Mask. Because they are the one and the same, beautiful person. (full quote)
30386 LET'S ROCK THIS JOINT!!! (full quote)
38983 Are ya feeling lucky? Well are ya, punk? (full quote)
glowincaterpillar And now, like Napoleon, I will divide and conquer. (full quote)
FutureHunter94 1) Smokin! (full quote)