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Maverick - 1994 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
4302 He's a regular Jackass and eeor eeor eeorways likes extra carrots in the morning (full quote)
  there's nothing in this world more rewarding than cheatin' on a cheater (full quote)
4497 1:Bonjour, bonjour, comotali vou? 2:(sternly)neat, neat 1:(rolls eyes)How, white man. (full quote)
4538 what would this world come to without true gentlemen like yourself? (full quote)
4538 You know, next time you people come to drive us off our land I'm gonna find a nice piece of swamp land that's so God-afwul, maybe then you'll leave us the hell alone. (full quote)
4538 That hat better fit me when I come back! (full quote)
5150a He doesn't eat much, but he's a regular Jack Ass. And hee-aww, hee-aww, hee-awwlays likes to be called Arthur. (full quote)
5150a From the minute I slapped eyes on this hombre I smelled trouble, and refried beans. (full quote)
5150a I promise that I will lose for at least an hour. (full quote)
5150a I've never seen $22,000 before. I've never seen 25. (full quote)
5150a You've got $22,000. Cash? Well, it's not frog skins. (full quote)
5150a Almost got hung myself once. Didn't care for it much. (full quote)
9149 You been cheating the whole damn game!?!?!?! (full quote)
9149 I'm getting to old for this shit! (full quote)
9392 There's ugly Annie Bransford. When she was born, she came out backwards and non one noticed. (full quote)
  I'd like you to deal. One card from the top will be sufficient. (full quote)
10978 It's just a pair of sixes, if you can beat that then you got me licked, and that's not an entirely unpleasnt prospect. (full quote)
10978 If I can't touch you, I can touch your shirt and dream. (full quote)
5568 Did you think that was fast? I thought that was fast. (full quote)
8992 And he-haw, he-haw, he-halways like to be called Arthur!! (full quote)
  Well, figure it's their fault for being on our land before we got here! (full quote)
19210 So what's with the wheel? (full quote)
19210 Annabelle: what, you smell a couple of indians over in Montana? what do you hear? Maverick: Huh? Oh, nothin'. I just thought I should take a little nap so they can't sneak up on me in the dark. (full quote)
19210 You both kiss the same way, you both draw your guns the same way and you both sing the same wrong words to Amazing Grace! (full quote)
19210 Maverick Sr.:Well, Bret, son. We ended up with a half a million dollar silk shirt. Maverick Jr.: Nope, we ended up with a quarter of a million dollar silk shirt because my old pappy used to say don't count your chick-don't ever put all your eggs in one basket. Maverick Sr.: Now that I said. (full quote)
  Maverick: But, I want you to do a little something for me now. Annabelle: How dare you! I am a lady, not in a million years! Not if I was a hundred years old, not if you were a hundred years old!!! Shut up lady! Mavreick: I dont want to go to bed with you! Annabelle: Why not??? (full quote)
  Maverick: But, I want you to do a little something for me now. Annabelle: How dare you! I am a lady, not in a million years! Not if I was a hundred years old, not if you were a hundred years old!!! Maverick: Shut up lady! I dont want to go to bed with you! Annabelle: Why not??? (full quote)
  He wants us to get all dressed up in war paint and go woopin' around like idiots! (full quote)
  When she was a kid her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog could play with her! (full quote)
22446 Annabelle: You're so irritating and likeable Bret: Well I'll have to work on that, I guess. (full quote)
  1) You did this on purpose! 2) Well, you bet Ah did! (full quote)
  The minute I laid eyes on that hombre I smelled trouble. And refried beans. (full quote)
10929 --So, are you gonna miss me? --Are you gonna miss me? --You are gonna miss me! (full quote)
10929 --There isn't a Mrs. Maverick, is there? --Oh, I'm sure I would have remembered. (full quote)
10929 --what kind of animal are you? --Vulture. (full quote)
10929 --what's the greatest Western thrill of all? --Kill Indians! --Kill Indians? Is it legal? --Oh, white man been doing it for years! (full quote)
10929 Cooper, your security isn't worth a damn! Everybody's got a gun! (full quote)
  Not everybodys like you Mrs. Bransford (full quote)
29029 1. Are you mocking me? 2. Let's just say I'm agreeing with you in a totally unusual way. (full quote)
29029 You couldn't sneak up on a corpse, Coop. Not anymore. You're a decrepit old has-been. (full quote)
  Well they may look like dimples in the dirt to you Mrs. Bransford, but they're horse tracks, and not only that, they're shod tracks, and indians dont shoe their ponies. (full quote)
  I don't like being teased (full quote)
  what is it with you and indians anyway? Oh nothing, I try and shoot one a day, prefereably before noon. How about you Coop? (full quote)
  First there's Marshal Zane Cooper...I know what you're thinking, he's old and decrepid. He guns his men and his women, but he can still shoot straight. (full quote)
  Coop here faced down 9 men sober. Coop's always sober. I said the outlaws were sober!!! (full quote)
  It's true I am fast, I also cant hit (full quote)
  It's true I am fast, I also cant hit s*** (full quote)
  what if there's trouble, serious? I'm right behind you. You are...none of this 'wheels coming off' s*** (full quote)
  Can you teach me to be a better poker player? Now? Well you might be later and I need to know now! (full quote)
  It'd just been a s****y week from the beginning. (full quote)
  Do you know what that hawk means? what? Absolutly nothing, but you didn't know that! Yes I did! No you didnt. I did!! (full quote)
  nothing beats a good piece of hickory (full quote)
  from the minute i laid eyes on this hombre i knew i smelled trouble....and refried beans. (full quote)
10929 From the moment I slapped eyes on this hombre, I smelled trouble...And refried beans. (full quote)
28233 I have 2 small pairs...8's & 8's (full quote)
28233 Ain't ya gonna look at your card? (full quote)
28233 Ain't ya gonna look at your card? (full quote)
30083 1. My underwear comes from New York. Do you know where this shirt was made..lady? PARIS, FRANCE, thats where! You think I can just go to the nearest dry good store and pick up another one? 2. Why don't you just try the kiddy department? (full quote)
30083 Damn it pappy, will you cut that out! These damn things are a buck a piece! (full quote)
30083 1. Well, they're Indians, they probably stole the ponies. 2. Not everyone's like you Mrs.Bransford. (full quote)
30083 1. You see that hawk? 2. NO! Don't shoot it! 1. Look, I'm not gonna shoot the hawk! You know what that hawk means? ....Absolutely nothing. But you didn't know that did you? 2. Yes i did. 1. No you didn't. (full quote)
33450 It's like my pappy used to say...he who fights and runs away, lives to run another day. (full quote)
jekjek Offcourse it didnt always work. As a matter a fact it never worked (full quote)