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Muriel's Wedding - 1994 Movie Quotes

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1339 I have to go. We're being raided again. (full quote)
  now my life is like an abba song (full quote)
6569 Let her finish her orgasm I'm married: I'm beautiful! But she's on a $3000 holiday! Bill the Battler, he's a little Aussie Battler! Wake up to yourself Perry! You haven't done anything terriable with that blank cheque I gave you, have you Muriel? I saw your wheels You're not black? Bye Bye surfies He'd got lipstick on his dick Tim Simms I'm a beauty consultant! You listen to 70's music I can change! I'm not on my own, I'm with Muriel! Mom set fire to the lawn, she got fed up of waiting for Perry to mow it You've got no dignity Muriel Are you having an affair with Deidree Chambers? I got his brother out of China You can't stop Progress!! (full quote)
6898 You're terrible Muriel!!! (full quote)
1250 I'm changing my name. To Mariel. (full quote)
1250 1) How ARE you? 2) Married! 1) Turkey? 2) Chook. (full quote)
1250 goodbye Porpoise Spit! (full quote)
1250 And you three. what a bunch of cocksuckers! (full quote)
1250 1) You can't stop Progress!! 2) He lost. (full quote)
1250 You can't talk to me like that! I'm married! I'm BEAUTIFUL!! (full quote)
9869 ...Muriel saw them fucking in the laundry on your wedding day. Stick your drink up your ass. I would rather swallow razorblades than drink with you. Oh and I'm not alone - I'm with Muriel. (full quote)
  ther is no tim sims i made him up (full quote)
12095 Deirdre Chambers, what a coincidence, shove over (full quote)
RaynAKADeath 1-what kind of person marries someone they don't love? 2-You did. 1-I want to win. 2-So do I. (full quote)
14372 what a pair of assholes! They deserve each other! (full quote)
14419 Dad didn't take that bribe, they were commissions. (full quote)
14419 It's not Muriel it's Mariel. This is my new life. (full quote)
12095 I've got to go, we're being raided again (full quote)
12095 Get over yourself Perry (full quote)
3605 Sorry, Mum. You know I love you, but you drive me crazy. And you three. what a bunch of cock-suckers. (full quote)
3605 When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to Abba songs. But since I've met you and moved to Sydney, I haven't listened to one Abba song. That's because my life is as good as an Abba song. It's as good as Dancing Queen. (full quote)
3605 1) what kind of person marries someone they don't know? 2) You did. 1) I wanted to win. All my life I've wanted to win. 2) Me too. (full quote)
3605 1) I can't stay married to you, David. I have to stop lying now. I've told so many lies. I don't love you. 2) I don't love you either. But I think I could like having you around. (full quote)
  what happened to the yard? Mum Burnt it! (full quote)
16093 When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to Abba songs. But since I've met you and moved to Sydney, I haven't listened to one Abba song. That's because my life is as good as an Abba song. It's as good as Dancing Queen. (full quote)
  Did you bring me a present?? (full quote)
  I've got cancer? OH GOD, I'm going to go bald and have to eat macrobiotic food! (full quote)
  Muriel: Why is dad on tv? Joan: The enquiry. They're saying he takes bribes. Muriel: Does he? Joan: Yeah, but he had to cause you stole all our money! (full quote)
  And Perry kicks...he picks it up...go yourself, go yourself is the roar from the crowd. Heslop, Heslop, Heslop. Wooooooooooooo! How can one man be so strong and so fast? Heslop... Perry - wake up to yourself!! ...and Heslop's made a comeback! How does he do it? (full quote)
  Deirdre! what a surprise! (full quote)
29032 weve told you a 1000 times how to do your hair, but you never listen. your fat, you wear the wrong clothes. you listen to 70`s music..THIS is the 90`s..we listen to the Baby animals..and Nirvana! (full quote)
  Chook's in prison. He's been accused of raping an Asian tourist which is perfectly ridiculous. Chook HATES the Japanese! (full quote)
  Chook's in prison. He's been accused of raping an Asian tourist which is simply rediculous. Chook hates the Japanese! (full quote)
  How did I get it? It's got nothing to do with too much sex does it? (full quote)
  you were right about those cupboards Deidre! (full quote)
  I'm not nothing! (full quote)
42226 Rhonda: Are you married? Muriel: What? Rhonda: I just thought that since your name wasn't Muriel Heslop anymore, you might have gotten married. Muriel: No...I'm engaged! Rhonda: Anyone I know? Muriel: Tim. Rhonda: Who? Muriel: What? Rhronda: Tim who? Muriel: *Pauses* Sims... Rhonda: Tim Sims? Dunno him... so what's he like? Muriel: one! (full quote)
42226 Rhonda: Tanya! Tanya: I don't believe it...I haven't seen you since Porpoise Spit High. Rhonda: How are you? Tanya: Married. Rhonda: Turkey? Tanya: Chook. Rhonda: Well, congradulations! Tanya: Come and have a drink with us. Rhonda: Really? You want to have a drink with me?! Tanya: Well, we can't let you spend the entire holidays alone. We're not in school anymore Rhonda, you don't have to feel like your not good enough for us anymore. Rhonda: I don't? Tanya: If I feel like you've changed, I'll tell you. I tell the truth, unlike some. Rhonda: The truth? I tell the truth too. Nicole's having an affair with Chook. Muriel saw the fucking in the laundry on your wedding day. Stick your drink I'm your arse, Tanya, I would rather swallow razor blades than drink with you. Oh, and by the way. I'm not alone. I'm with Muriel. (full quote)
42226 Bill: After she failed high school, I put her through this secretarial course. Two years, two thousand dollars. She comes out and she can't even type. Muriel: I could too type! Bill: Then I get her a job with a mate at a law firm. Three weeks later, they call up and say they'll have to let her go. Because she can't type. Muriel: If I couldn't type than why did they give me my secretarial diploma? Bill: Because I paid for it! (full quote)
42226 Dierdre: Muriel, how was that wedding? Perry: She was arrested. Dierdre: That's lovely. Don't you wish you were 22 again, Betty? (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)He said if I ever left him, he would find out who I was living with and shoot them. Then, he'd shoot me, then himself. 2)Shit, he really loved you, didn't he? (full quote)
MovieMan31 You're right, you are a new person, and you stink. 'Mariel VanArkle' stinks. And she's not half the person Muriel Heslop was. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)When I lived in Porpoise Spit, no one looked at me. But when I moved to Sydney, Brice asked me out and that proves that I changed and I'm not her anymore. 2)Her? 1)Muriel! Muriel Heslop. Stupid, fat and useless. I hate her! I'm never going back to being her again! Why can't it be me? Why can't I be the one? (full quote)
MovieMan31 All the guests are on her side. I should have bought you more friends. (full quote)
MovieMan31 I advise women on their lipstick, base and eye liner. But you should all know about make-up. Your wives must be geishas. (full quote)
42226 Coach: Are you from Sydney originally, Mariel? Muriel: No, Porpoise Spit. Coach: And why did you move? Muriel: Because of all the mental things that happened to me. And also it was better for me physically, and also my mentality. (full quote)
42226 Sales woman: You can't come in here threatening brides, I don't care how misfortunate you are! Rhonda: Fuck off! (full quote)
42226 sales woman: Have you been in a coma? (full quote)
42226 Rhonda: Everytime I think about how revolting Porpoise Spit was, I think about Tanya and those idiots she used to hang around with. Do you ever wonder what you'd say to them if you could see them now? Muriel: I do see them now. They're over there. Rhonda: what are they doing here? Muriel: They're on Tanya's honeymoon. Chook couldn't come. (full quote)
42226 Cheryl: Wait! Let her finish her orgasm. (full quote)
42226 Tania: Look. You've got to find people who are on your own level. Like I found Chook. He's on my level. Marrying him was the happiest day of my life. I love him so much! (full quote)
42226 Muriel: listen, I know I'm not normal, but I'm trying to change. Nicole: It's too late. Muriel: But I... Nicole: You'll still be you. (full quote)