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PCU - 1994 Movie Quotes


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4191 Can you blow me where the pampers is? (full quote)
  Ah what do we have here..new pledge....Mayflower material I hope..(huh)....its a boat..your ancestors obviously didn't come over on it...its ok its the 90's we'll take what we can get. (full quote)
  what is this? You're going to wear the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy. (full quote)
4659 have a seat pig mans got ya covered, call me for the shower scene in dressed to kill...what (full quote)
  interesting, but not the name of a band. (full quote)
FletchFFletch You know she's right. It's true, the majority of students are so cravingly PC that they wouldn't know a good time if it was sitting on their face, BUT there is one thing that will always unite us and them...they're young. They may not realize it yet--they've got the same raging hormones, the same self-destructive desire to get boldly trashed and wildly out of control--look out that window! That's not a protest, that is a cry for help. They're begging us, please have a party! FEED US DRINKS GET US LAID!! AHHHHHHH!!! (full quote)
FletchFFletch All right, here's all you need to know: Classes-nothing before 11. Beer-it's your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Will you have a car? (um, no) Someone on you hall will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day. Women-you're a freshman so it's pretty much out of the question. Anything else? (full quote)
FletchFFletch A Bridge Too Far. Caine and Hackman in the same movie...this is my thesis man, this is my closing argument! I CAN STOP WATCHING TV!! (full quote)
FletchFFletch Tonight, at The Pit, Everyone Gets Laid. (full quote)
3225 Dude, that weasel snagged the bee (full quote)
3225 1) Hey, you wanna brew dog? 2) We're not interested in your penis 3) I think he's offering us a beer. Yes we would like a beer 2) So if you're like nice to them, they give you stuff? 3) Exactly (full quote)
7227 Gutter is a tool! (full quote)
clarkins Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I fucking met Tom. (full quote)
clarkins Sounds like another one of the white man's lies to me. (full quote)
clarkins 1. That's close enough for funk baby. 2. Thanks, but I think I know how to tune my axe. (full quote)
  Sanskrit? You're majoring in a 5,00 year old dead language? Hmmm... Latin, best I can do. Phys Ed? Get out of here. I mean, no, really get out of here. (full quote)
  I think The Clash did that. The Clash? The Clash. Punk band, started in punk invasion....You know, there WAS music recorded before 1989. (full quote)
5631 Could you blow me where the pampers is? (full quote)
FletchFFletch Excuse me. Can you blow me where the pampers is? (full quote)
  Hey Gut cover the door, 2 to stand 3 to sit (full quote)
10471 Caine and Hackman in the same movie together! This is my thesis, man! I can stop WATCHING TV!! (full quote)
  1.)Hello port Chester? woo yeah. THIS IS???? 2.) George Clinton 3.) Geor-George Clinton 4. and The Parliment Funkadelics. 5. and the parliment Funkadelics (full quote)
10699 Oh COme on that was way more than a hundred Pounds (full quote)
8781 Coffee.......COFFEE NOW! (full quote)
8781 #1: A casual shoe for yatching. #2: what is a blooker? (full quote)
8781 #1: They killed Jesus Christ. #2: Who are the Jews? (full quote)
8781 #1: Greatest president of all time. #2: Who is Ronald Reagan? (full quote)
8781 I...I didn't exhale. (full quote)
8781 Pins and needles, pins and needles, pins and needles. (full quote)
11536 That weasel snagged the bee! Alright! Bong hits, anyone? (full quote)
11536 This penis party's got to go, hey hey (clap clap), ho ho (clap clap)! (full quote)
11536 Save the planet. Peace! (full quote)
11536 Yeah, yeah I f***ing met Tom!! (full quote)
11536 Phys ed? OK, you're out of my room. (full quote)
11040 you're gonna wear the shirt of the band that you're gonna see? don't be that guy (full quote)
11040 that's the glory of college, you can major in gameboy if you know how to bullshit (full quote)
11040 1) You passed out cigarettes for a smokeathon on earth day, you installed speed bumps on the wheelchair ramps, and most recently you dumped 100 lbs of raw meat on a peaceful vegan protest. 2) Oh come on, that was way more than 100 lbs (full quote)
11040 1)Gimme a beer 2)What? 1)You're right what am i doing? i'm driving, make it a scotch on the rocks. 2)What? (full quote)
  we were gonna rob a 7 11 but we didnt have enough ski masks (full quote)
12206 We're not Gonna Protest!! We're not gonna protest!! We're not gonna protest!! We're not gonna protest!! (full quote)
  Chuck, Porterhouse, Ribeye.....I know exactly what you need. (full quote)
  Earth to TALL BITCH!!!!!! (full quote)
  Just one little BINGER, to brighten up your day. (full quote)
  He's probably in a parking-lot somewhere picking his nose. (full quote)
  See those girls? ( yeah) No you don't.Those are Women-ists...call them girls , and they rip ypur dick off. (full quote)
  what dont we Eat?? ( RED MEAT!) Why don't we eat it? ( IT'S MURDER!) (full quote)
  1)See..There is not justice for the Black man in this country...I should be at the front of the line. 2) Yeah ..well, Im GAY and subject to persecution & ridicule wherever I go. 3) Women are oppressed all over the world..GIVE IT A REST! (full quote)
  Madras tie ....sweeeeeeeeeeeeet! (full quote)
  It use to be us against them ..now it's us against us. (full quote)
  1)Wait..You're talking about a party! 2) DING DING DING!!!! We have a winner. Gut , tell her what she's won...! (full quote)
  Ceil..you're on Bongos. ( got it!) Bones...on the air in 10.( Im on it!) Katie , you're a freshman...find 2,000 people. (full quote)
  Sanskrit?? You're majoring in a 5,000 year old DEAD LANGUAGE?? (full quote)
  1) Did I mention I was from Delaware?? 2) REEEEEEAAAAALLLY??? (full quote)
  Dont let 'em scare ya... It only hurts for a minute. (full quote)
  Check out the stylings on the youngster.... (full quote)
  Dros..HEY!! I'm up at college for the weekend , and my parents are nowhere to be found...and I am getting wasted at one of the most KILLER RAGES of all time...there are beautiful women all around me ......what AM I DOING TALKING TO YOU!!! (full quote)
  play METALLICA and they WILL come... (full quote)
  1)There is one thing we can still do.. 2) play some loud and obnoxious tunes?? 1) Yeah 2) Right on!! Plug my ass in... (full quote)
  COCK MAN OPPRESSOR! (full quote)
  Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time to revive an ancient tradition we seem to have long forgotten. They confiscated the alter Draws. No, I'm not talking about human sacrifice, I'm talking about something we used to do every Saturday night as a matter of principle. Here's a hint........Legions of hand stamped meat heads and coed naked lacrosse t-shirts power chugging watered down meister chow, regergitating on the glue matted floors. Kiln like temperatures, fights with townies, lines of drunken people waiting for the bathroom. Wait a second, your talking about a party... Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, Gutter tell her what she's won. (full quote)
  This penis party has to go...hey hey...ho ho. (and repeat) (full quote)
  And the walls are white, and the chalk is white, and even the copy machine paper-is white. This, my friends, is a white-devils conspiracy. (full quote)
  Katy: what do I do? Droz: Katy, you're a freshman... find two thousand people. (full quote)
  - You passed out cigarettes for a smokeathon on earth day, you installed speed bumps on the wheelchair ramps, and most recently you dumped 100 lbs of raw meat on a peaceful vegan protest. - Oh come on, that was way more than 100 lbs (full quote)
  President Garcia Thompson: I think bisexual asian studies should have its own building, the question is, who goes? the math department or the hockey team? (full quote)
  How about My Johnson is twelve inches long (full quote)
  1.) what can I say? He's Gutter. 2.) The Gut, man! 1.) Dude, he comes over, and does 2 MAJOR bong loads. 2.) Loads the size of your HEAD, man! 3.) Senator, what do you have to say for yourself. 4.) I didn't exhale? 1.) Hahaha! Works for me, dude. 2.) Good Answer. 1.) Yeah. (full quote)
  whats this? Is this the shirt of the band your going to see, your gonna wear the shirt of the band your going to see? Don't be that guy. (full quote)
  It used to be the administrations job to make the rules. It used to be us against them. Now its use against use. I’ve been here for 7 years and I got to tell u guys, what’s going on here is about America. Its about democracy, its about the bill of rights, basic cable, call waiting and free trips to the salad bar! It’s about everything that’s makes this country great , OUR COUNTRY! We can do something about this, we can finally say, when some people are having a good time, drinking some beers, throwing some meat, that we’re not gonna protest. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe DON'T BE THAT GUY! (full quote)
10929 Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV. (full quote)
10929 Pump it up! (full quote)
10929 Who is Ronald Reagan? (full quote)
beekers Sanskrit. You're majoring in a five thousand year old dead language. Okay, Latin, it's the best I can do. (full quote)
beekers You mean, if you're nice to them, they bring you stuff? (full quote)
14421 Tom: Is James Andrews around? Katie: what are you, a narc? Tom: No, I'm a pre-frosh. (full quote)
14421 Gee, Scooter, frats were banned in the sixties. (full quote)
14421 Times have changed in the past thirty years, Tomash. We no longer swill sherry and screw goats for fun anymore. (full quote)
14421 Tom: Milkbones? Droz: Spring break I filled his suitcase with dog biscuits coming back from Jamaica. Tom: Huh? Droz: Drug-sniffing dogs went ape-shit. (full quote)
14421 Kiln-like temperatures, fights with the Townies, lines of drunken people waiting for the bathroom! (full quote)
14421 Funk you very much too! (full quote)
14541 (1)Remove that nail, butcher! (2)Hey! (3)whats your deal? (1)I just heard that tree shriek. How would you like it if I nailed a sign into a layer of your fat? Do it again and youre toast. Save the planet, peace! (full quote)
14541 Cosmo: Hey! The weasel snagged the bee! Mersh: All right. Bong hits anyone? Cosmo: Aye. (full quote)
15592 Excuse me, can you blow me where the pampers is? (full quote)
15833 Excuse me, can you blow me where the pampers is? (full quote)
19732 Sanskrit. You're majoring in a 2000 year-old dead language. (full quote)
20017 Deadly Zulu Drum Protest. Haven't seen one of those since my third sophomore year. (full quote)
MeGMaL We're not gonna protest.. we're not gonna protest. (full quote)
MeGMaL Don't be that guy (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin I can't believe this. I've been pimped by admissions. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Times have changed in the past thirty years, Tomash. We no longer swill sherry and screw goats for fun anymore. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin I'd love to help you out, but we're cutting into my nap time as it is. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Tom: Milkbones? Droz: Spring break I filled his suitcase with dog biscuits coming back from Jamaca. Tom: Huh? Droz: Drug-sniffing dogs went ape-shit. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin And the walls are painted white. And the chalk is white. And even the copy machine paper is white. This, my friend, is a white devil's conspiracy. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Droz: Here's a hint: legeons of hand-stamped meat-heads and co-ed naked lacrosse t-shirts power-chugging watered-down miester-chow regurgitating on the glue-matted floors! Moles: Kiln-like temperatures, fights with the Townies, lines of drunken people waiting for the bathroom! Katy: Wait a second, you're talking about a party! Droz: Ding, ding, ding! Gutter, tell her what she's won! [Gut looks puzzled] (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Droz: They're not going to castrate me for sitting here, are they? Sam: Yeah, it's what they got planned for half-time. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Afrocentrist: I'm a black man. There's no justice for me in America -I should be at the front of the line. Gay Leader: Yeah, well, I'm gay and subject to ridicule and discrimination wherever I go! Womynist Leader: Women are oppressed throughout the world, give it a rest! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Moles: $7,568! The damage money and a hundred to spare! Droz: YAAAHH!! Who wants to break some more shit! Daves: We do! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Excuse me! Reality check! Earth to tall bitch! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Rand: Hey, poor boy! Go and have your parties with your new friends! I can see it now, Andrews! You and all the knee-jerk bleeding heart liberals, sipping tea and playing patty-cake, and those useless hippie potheads, those commie pinko leftists, the bunny-huggers, the pillow-biters... Droz: Wait, which ones are the Pillow-biters? Rand: The butt pirates! And those beastly man haters! Tell those chicks to shave their pits and call me! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin 1. Cockman oppressor! 2. Well, thank you! (full quote)
Pyrotaylor It's like if you're nice to them they bring you things? (full quote)
42461 I suggest kegs: multiple, cold and domestic. (full quote)
dabestestmama ding ding ding gutter tell him what he's won (full quote)
dabestestmama gutter I want it rare not cold (full quote)