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Paper, The - 1994 Movie Quotes

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12023 1) ...why don't you just pour battery acid down your throat? 2) No caffeine (full quote)
10929 --Henry, why do you have me doing all this grunt work? I'm a columnist! --You're not a columnist. You're a reporter who writes long. (full quote)
10929 --When did you become so paranoid? --When they started plotting against me. (full quote)
10929 --The guy smashes his train and then steps over bodies to go have a few beers. --what do you do after you step over bodies? --I have a cigarette and go to sleep. (full quote)
10929 Stop the presses! (full quote)
10929 I don't want to be wrong today. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Hey Mac? Who's tryin to kill ya now? 2)Sanduski 1)The parking guy? Over a couple of lousy columns? 2)My columns aren't lousy 1)Geez give it up would you? (full quote)
MovieMan31 I bust my ass to find something fresh and when I get it I bang it like a cheap drum. People love that shit. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Doesn't anyone say good morning anymore? 2)I don't think so. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Well guess fuckin what? I don't really fuckin care. You wanna know fuckin why? Because I don't fuckin live in the fuckin world I live in fuckin New York City so go fuck yourself!!! (full quote)
MovieMan31 what's the plural of ultimatum? (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Hey uh-what's the matter with Phil? It looks like he sat on something sharp. 2)Well you told him he could have Richard's old desk right? 1)Right 2)And now you promised it to Carmen. Are you completely psychotic? (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Hacket 2)Henry, it's Alicia. Listen I want to see you in my office this morning before the 11:00...1)Alicia? Alicia? Is that you cause I'm having a hard time hearin ya....2)Henry? Henry? 1)Are you in the tunnel or something 2)Henry! Henry? 1)There's a lot of static 2)Henry! Hello? 1)I can't...I'm losin ya 2)Henry! 1)Are you in the tunnel? I can't hear ya! 2)Henry! Hello!! 1)Hey we'll see ya when ya get in ok? 2)Henry! Hello! (1 hangs up the phone) 1)I love car phones. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)You ok? 2)You never really appreciate bladder control until it's gone (full quote)
MovieMan31 I miss everybody. Say hi to everybody for me! Everybody except Alicia! Who else do I hate? (full quote)
MovieMan31 Wear a tie to the interview. And promise me you won't torpedo it. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Henry, you know those days that can change your whole life? This is one of em for us. For good or bad. It can happen either way today, so you know - don't blow it. (full quote)
MovieMan31 You parking facist!!! You tell Sanduski were not gonna take it anymore!! (full quote)
MovieMan31 1) what have you got for me Henry? 2)Donald Trump jumped off a building, landed right on Madonna. 1)And then they all went to Elaine's. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Nice pajamas Henry! (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)You mad at me? 2)Ha! Why should I be mad? A guy gets home from work at 4:00 in the morning, why would that make anyone mad? 2)Scale of one to ten 2)Four a.m. in the morning!!!!!!!!! 1)That's about a seven (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Well the Daily News kinda kicked your butt today, didn't it? 'Welcome to New York, You're Dead' 2)Uh! They got that?! 1)Um hum 2)How did they get that-that happened in Brooklyn, at midnight! I can't believe this! Did Newsday...I don't wann know...did they, did Newsday...don't show me...they got it! I don't wanna see the Post. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Hun're missing....Parking Commisioner of the whole city double ticket This is in New York and this doesn't enrage you? 2)Sweetie it's horseshit! 1)I know it's horseshit!! (full quote)
MovieMan31 Ya know, sometimes you can just smell a horrendously shitty day on the way...can't you? (full quote)
MovieMan31 I hate columnists! Why do I have all these columnists?! I've got political columnists, guest columnists, celebrity columnists. The only thing I don't have is a dead columnist, and that's the kind I can really use. (full quote)
MovieMan31 I'd love it if you weren't here (full quote)
MovieMan31 A clipboard and a confident way will get you into any building in the world (full quote)
MovieMan31 These kids? They didn't do it. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Congratulations, you have a firm grasp of the obvious (full quote)
MovieMan31 This is great! This is great! It writes like butter - I mean there is actual butter coming out of my pen (full quote)
MovieMan31 You are so...fucking...fired (full quote)
MovieMan31 Hey Alicia? Congratulations, you've offically become everything you used to hate (full quote)
MovieMan31 Thank you so much for the ugly spotted thing I got from two other people. what was it? On sale? (full quote)
MovieMan31 I don't need you to tell me the Parking Department is fucked up! I know it's fucked up! It was fucked up when I got there! (full quote)
MovieMan31 1) The thing is it implies that he was drunk while he was driving the train, he could've gotten drunk afterwards. 2) You're accurate, ethical and I want you out of this building (full quote)
MovieMan31 Henry I'm on my way out at 8:25 and I just happened to notice that our presses aren't running which strikes me as rather odd since we are after all a newspaper (full quote)
MovieMan31 I lost the Sentinal job because I stole the lead off of the editors desk (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)First of all you look fabulous 2)Cut it out. what's going on? 1)Well I didn't get the art back from the perp walk 2)Who did you send? 1)Robyn 2)You sent Robyn to cover the Williamsburg perp walk? 1)Robin happens to be a professional news photographer 2)Robyn happens to be fourteen years old! (full quote)
MovieMan31 You should've told me that if we had a kid I would be on my own. You really should've told me (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)foreign! 2)Terrorists blew up a restaurant in Paris killing five - none from New York. A ferry boat capsized in the Philippeans drowning three hundred - none from New York. There was a violent coup in Bahrain... (Everyone) - None from New York!!! 2)Witnessed! Witnessed by two people from Long Island! Oh and Henry this might interest you, the mother whale in the Ukraine had triplets 3)She told me she was on the pill for Christ sake!! (full quote)
10929 It's a Marx Brothers movie every time I step in my office. (full quote)
10929 make up your mind. (full quote)
10929 The one to pay. (full quote)
10929 Mend this broken heart. (full quote)
10929 You just never know. (full quote)
10929 You've been a long time coming. (full quote)
10929 A minute of your time. (full quote)
10929 I don't want to be wrong today. (full quote)
33944 1/_what's up his ass? 2/_Bagel (full quote)
33944 Sometimes you can just smell a horrendously shitty day on the way, can't you? (full quote)
33944 1/_Awww, Jesus Bernie... Come onnnn, with the smoke! You know, the doctor found nicotine in my urine again. 2/_Then keep your dick out of my ashtray (full quote)
33944 I told you, my friend hates me (full quote)
33944 1/_I told you... I'm a columnist 2/_You're not a columnist, you're a reporter that writes small (full quote)
33944 This is great! This [story] writes like butter, I mean there is actual butter coming out of my pen! (full quote)
33944 1/_[...shot in the leg] A bullet came out of the wall!! Why did the bullet come out of the wall?! 2/_To get to the other side? (full quote)
33944 [air-cond repairman] In another few hours you'll see your breathe (full quote)
33944 One of the security guards actually tried to frisk me.... we're having drinks later (full quote)
33944 God forbid this newspaper would run anything without an exclamation mark (full quote)
33944 You're accurate, ethical and I want you out of this building (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Features! 2)Oh uh, we've got Alison's profile of a teenage hitman. Uh we've got Grace finally done with that Hollywood who's bangin' who chart, and uh part three in our continuing saga on penile implants (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Henry - I've got to know about that interview right now 2)Can it wait hun because I've got the three o'clock 1)No it can not wait this is our marriage here Henry ok? 2)What're you talking about you walked in three seconds ago when did whatever it is escalate to our marriage? 1)Over lunch. You should've been there - very enlightening. I've seen my future Henry, I'm a bitter, nasty broad who can suck down a whole bottle of wine in a single gulp (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)You son of a bitch! You promised me Henry! 2)For God sakes Alicia I'm not going to ask some news reporter to wait until after five o'clock to make out of state phone calls. It's ridiculous - I'm not gonna do it. 2)Ok lets let them make free phone sex calls too! 2)That's not a bad idea. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Oh Jesus Bernie! Come on with the smoke! You know my doctor found Nicotine in my urine again! 2)Then keep your dick out of my ashtray (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)what about the motorman - did they find him yet? 2)Yeah they found him drunker than a skunk in his neighborhood bar. 3)Oh God - he derails his train then steps over bodies to have a few beers? 2)what do you do after you step over bodies? 3)I have a cigarette and go to sleep (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)what about something fun? Don't we have anything fun today? 2)Nazi's marching in New Jersey? 1)Yeah. Nazi's are a barrel of laughs (full quote)
MovieMan31 I got a prostate the size of a bagel (full quote)
MovieMan31 My job is to keep your ass downstairs!! (full quote)
MovieMan31 Don't take marital advice from a guy with two ex wives and a daughter who won't speak to him (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Hello? Henry! Why aren't you at your interview? 2)Well hun, it's not for another two hours. What's up? Jan told me you called (To 3 - tell him to do it over) 3) Hum he'll love that 2)What's up honey, uh -you ok? I mean you need anything - not right away I mean. 1)Tell me what's going on there, tell me everything, leave nothing out. 2)uh you know - ususal delights - uh honey can you tell me what you need because I got this meeting with Alicia 1)Don't take any crap from her ok? 2)Ok-I won't now you've got everything? Last chance, anything at all? 1) (To t.v) - Waterbed!! 2)Ok honey, phone's slippin' out of my hand (full quote)