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| darricke |
Mmmmmmmmm-mmmmmmmmmmmm! This is a tasty burger!
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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
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they speak english in what?
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| 4055 |
I'm gonna get medeival on yo ass
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| 1212 |
1)She the one with all the shit in her face? 2)That's my wife.
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| agwendolyn |
1) DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!? 2) NO! 1) Then why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? 2) I didn't! 1) Yes, you did, Brett, and **** Wallace doesn't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
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| agwendolyn |
1) We're all gonna be three little Fonzies - and what was Fonzie? 2) cool? 1) Correctamundo!
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| agwendolyn |
1) We're all gonna be three little Fonzies - and what was Fonzie? 2) cool? 1) Correctamundo!
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| agwendolyn |
1) Fuck, nigger, what did you do to his towel?!? 2) I was dryin' my hands! 1) You're supposed to wash 'em first! 2) You watched me wash 'em! 1) I watched you get 'em wet! 2) I washed 'em. This shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had lava or somethin' I couldda done a better job. 1) I used the same fuckin' soap you did, and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn maxi-pad!!
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| agwendolyn |
1) what's your name? 2) Butch. 1) what does it mean? 2) I'm American, honey, our names don't mean shit.
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| 4267 |
mmm bacon tastes good, porkchops taste good.
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| 3505 |
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
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| 3225 |
1) You can use my straw I don't have cooties 2) Yeah, but I might
1) Cooties I can handle
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| 3225 |
Buddy Holly isn't much of a waiter
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| 4197 |
Check out the big brain on Brett.
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| 4403 |
My name is Paul and this is betwwen ya'll
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| 4431 |
Well, the thing on my mind right now isn't the good coffee in my cup, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
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| 469 |
That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
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| 469 |
No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr.-soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing -pain-rapist here.
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Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfuckin' last one of ya.
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| 4546 |
Trying to forget anything as intriguing as this would be an exercise in futility.
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| 4546 |
I don't know if it's worth five dollars, but it's pretty fuckin' good.
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| Wizard |
Did you see a sign that said Dead Nigger storage?
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| Wizard |
You can get a steak here, daddy-o
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| Wizard |
Any time is a good time for pie.
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| Wizard |
I am the foot fuckin' master.
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| Wizard |
You don't wise up, and Monster Joe may be disposing of two bodies.
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i just don't dig on swine thats all
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As soon as Ed gets here, the party will begin.
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| 3225 |
Pretty please with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car
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| 3225 |
1) Would you give a man a foot massage? 2) Fuck you!
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ah man i shot Marvin in the face.
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| 5045 |
i said bitch be cool
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| ProKiller |
1: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch bret? 2: I didn't 1: Yes you did, yes you did bret. And Marselus don't like to be fucked by anybody except mrs. wallas.
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i love you, honeybunny
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| 5046 |
Uhuh, I DO believe Marsellus Wallace, MY husband, YOUR boss, told you to take ME out and do whatever I wanted. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win, I want that trophy. So dance good.
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Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill sheaperds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with GREAT veangence and FURIOUS anger, those who attempt to POISON and DESTROY my brothers, and YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD, WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!
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| ProKiller |
A royale with cheese
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| ProKiller |
1: Would you give a guy a foot massage? 2: Fuck you.
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| ProKiller |
MMM MMMM, this is a tasty burger.
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| ProKiller |
I was sitting here eating my muffin replaying the scene in my head and I had what alcholics refer to as a moment of clarity.
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| ProKiller |
Shit nigger, that's all you had to say.
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| ProKiller |
Can I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
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| ProKiller |
Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration?
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| ProKiller |
Did you see a sign on my door that says dead nigger storage?
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| ProKiller |
what ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak english in what?
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| ProKiller |
Are you on a cellular phone? PRANK CALLER! PRANK CALLER!
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| ProKiller |
1: Aw man I just shot marvin in the face. 2: WHY THE FUCK YOU DO THAT?!
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| ProKiller |
If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to bust out and pop a cap in his ass.
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| ProKiller |
I'm the foot fucking master.
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| ProKiller |
Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.
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| ProKiller |
For two years I wore this watch in my ass.
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| ProKiller |
I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker!
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| 5267 |
I'm pretty fucking far from all right.
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| 5151 |
Bloody as hell, or burnt to a crisp?
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| 5267 |
Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
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| 5046 |
If it's not the gooks, it's these old Jews who've owned the store for fifteen fuckin' generations. Ya got Grandpa Irving sittin' behind the counter with a fuckin' Magnum. Try robbin' one of those stores with nothin' but a telephone, see how far it gets you.
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| 5046 |
I don't go joy-poppin' with bubble-gummers, all of my friends can handle their highs!
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| 5045 |
1) who's motorcycle is this? 2) it's a chopper baby. 1)who's chopper is this 2) zed's 1) who's zed? 2) zed's dead baby, zed's dead
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| 5700 |
Any of you fucking pigs move and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you.
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Check out the big brains on Brad!
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If Butch moves to Indochina, Iwant a fucking nigger in a bowl of rice
ready to pop out and cap his ass.
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| 6020 |
1: Jules, did you see a sign in my yard that said dead nigger storage. 2: Jimmie? 1: Fuck that, did you see a sign that said dead nigger storage. 2: No. 1: No, Do you know why you didn't see that sign... Because storing dead niggers ain't my motherfucking business.
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| 6051 |
That is some fucked up, repugnant shit.
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| 6217 |
Shit, negro! That's all you had to say!
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1) Let me ask you a question, when you came pulling in here did you notice a sign in front of my house that said dead nigger storage?
2) Jimmie you know I didn't see.. 1) DID YOU NOTICE A SIGN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE THAT SAID DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?!
2) No, I didn't 1) You know why you didn't see that sign? Cause it ain't there cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business that's why!
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Vincint:You know what they call a quarter punder with cheese?
Jules:They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
1:No, they got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the a fuck a quarter pound is.
2:SO what do they call it?
1: Royal with cheese.
2:Royal with cheese! what do they call a big mac?
1:Well a big mac's a big mac, but they call it, le big mac. Hey you know what they put on french fries in Holland?
2:what?
1:Mayonase, they fucking drown them in that shit
2:Damn
1:I've seen em do it.
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I'm Half an Hour away... I'll be there in ten
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| 5150a |
Don't fucking Jimmie, Jules. Okay? Don't fucking Jimmie me.
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| 5150a |
Do you want to continue this conversation in the car, or in a jail cell?
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| 5150a |
You, flock of seagulls, you kniow why we're here?
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| 5150a |
Looks like we caught you fellas at breakfast. Sorry about that.
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| 5150a |
Me, I can't usually get 'em cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian too.
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| 6653 |
Captain Koons: Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your Daddy's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell over five years together. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Daddy were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talkin' right now to my son Jim. But the way it worked out is I'm talkin' to you, Butch. I got somethin' for you.
[The Captain pulls a gold wrist watch from his pocket]
This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-granddaddy. It was bought during the First World War in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was bought by private Doughboy Erine Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-granddaddy's war watch, made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. You see, up until then, people just carried pocket watches. Your great-granddaddy wore that watch every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off his wrist and put it an ol' coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your grandfather Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two. Your great-granddaddy gave it to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Your granddad was a Marine and he was killed with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death and he knew it. None of the other boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your 22-year old grandfather asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to
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| 6694 |
Jules: Now....reach in there and giveme my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is yours?
Jules: The one that says Bad Mother Fucker!
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| 6391 |
1) Well, hash is legal there, right?
2) Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you
can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away.
You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
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| 6391 |
Royale with Cheese.
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| 6391 |
Well, the way they pick the shows on TV is they make one show, and that show's called a pilot. And they show that one show to the people who pick the shows, and on the strength of that one show, they decide if they want to make more shows. Some get accepted and become TV programs, and some don't, and become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.
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| 6391 |
Whoa...whoa...whoa...stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
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| 6809 |
Why the hell am I on brain detail? That's it we're fucking switchin.
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| 6391 |
1) You're gonna be takin' Mia wallace out on a date?
2) It ain't a date. It's like when you and your buddy's wife go to a movie or somethin'. It's just... you know...good company.
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| 6391 |
1)Good for you. Looks like me and Vincent caught you at breakfast, sorry 'bout that. what'cha eatin'?
2) Hamburgers.
1) Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. what kinda hamburgers?
1) Cheeseburgers.
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| 7048 |
I'm sorry... did I break your consentration? You were saying something about 'best of intentions.' Oh, you were finished. Well allow me to retort.
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| 7048 |
I'm sorry... did I break your consentration? You were saying something about 'best of intentions.' Oh, you were finished. Well allow me to retort.
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| 7048 |
Givin' a bitch a foot massage and sticking your tongue in the holliest of holes isn't in the same fucking ballpark
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Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.
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| 7161 |
Are you okay?
No, man, I'm pretty fucking far from being okay.
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| 7066 |
mr. 'bout-to-be-livin'-the-rest-of-his-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here . . . .
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| 7231 |
1. what knid of pancakes did you have? 2. Blueberry
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| clarkins |
1. You ever give a guy a foot massage. 2. Fuck you.
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| clarkins |
You want that burned to a crisp or bloody as hell?
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| 7475 |
what now? I'm goin to call me a couple hard, pipe-hittin niggers, to go to work on the holmes here with a blow-torch and a pair of pliars. You here me talking to you hill-billy boy?! I'm not done with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get midevil on your ass!
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| 7475 |
Put the gun down and take your foot off the nigger.
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| 7475 |
Wake up the gimp.
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Mmmm...This is a tasty burger!!
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Man... I'm the foot-fucking-master!
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| 7512 |
1. You lookin' at something, friend? 2. You aint my friend, Palooka. 1. Excuse me? 2. I think you heard me just fine, punchy.
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| 7879 |
what does it feel like to kill a man?
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I said GO*-D*MN !!!!
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| 7937 |
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright.
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| 8148 |
Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch??
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| 8148 |
Man: --Garcon! Coffee!--
young Girl: --Garcon means boy--
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| 8148 |
Man: --Everybody be cool this is a robbery!--
Woman: --Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll execute every one of you motherfuckers! Got that?--
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| 8148 |
blackman: --But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?--
whiteman: --what?--
blackman: --It's the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here, they got there, but there they're a little different.--
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| 8148 |
(1) --you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?-
(2) --They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?--
(1) --No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.--
(2) --what'd they call it?--
(1) --Royale with Cheese.--
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| 8148 |
(1) --what'd they call a Big Mac?--
(2) --Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.--
(1) --what do they call a Whopper?--
(2) --I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.--
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| 8148 |
(1) --Well, you know the shows on TV?--
(2) --I don't watch TV.--
(1) --Yes, but you're aware that there's an invention called television, and on that invention they show shows?--
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| 8148 |
It was a foot massage, a foot massage is nothing, I give my mother a foot massage.
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| 8148 |
Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. foot massages don't mean shit.
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| 8148 |
Have you ever given a foot massage?
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| 8148 |
(1) --Don't be tellin' me about foot massages -- I'm the fuckin' foot master.--
(2) --Given a lot of 'em?--
(1) --Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.--
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| 8148 |
(1) --Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?--
(2) --Fuck you!--
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| 8148 |
Motherfucker do that to me, he better paralyze my ass,'cause I'd kill'a motherfucker.
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| 8148 |
I've given a million ladies a million foot massages and they all meant somethin'. We act like they don't, but they do. That's what's so fuckin' cool about 'em.
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| 8148 |
Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
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| 8148 |
Uuummmm, that's a tasty burger. Vince, you ever try a Big Kahuna Burger?
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| 8148 |
(1) --We happy?.....Vincent!....We happy?--
(2) --We're happy.--
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| 8148 |
Oh, I'm sorry. Did that break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. I believe you were saying something about 'best intentions'.
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| 8148 |
Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
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| 8148 |
(1) --In the fifth, your ass goes down. ....Say it!--
(2) --In the fifth, my ass goes down.--
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| 8148 |
Look, I'm not a idiot. She's the big man's fuckin' wife. I'm gonna sit across a table, chew my food with my mouth closed, laugh at her jokes and that's all I'm gonna do.
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| 8148 |
(1) --Lookin' at somethin', friend?--
(2) --I ain't your friend, palooka.--
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| 8148 |
All of my piercing, sixteen places on my body, every one of 'em done with a needle. Five in each ear. One through the nipple on my left breast. One through my right nostril. One through my left eyebrow. One through my lip. One in my clit. And I wear a stud in my tongue.
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| 8148 |
White people who know the difference between good shit and bad shit, this is the house they come to. My shit, I'll take the Pepsi Challenge with Amsterdam shit any ol' day of the fuckin' week.
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| 8148 |
Man: --I'm gonna take a piss.--
Woman: --That was a little bit more information than I needed to know,but for right ahead.--
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| 8148 |
Man: --If you're okay, say something.--
Woman: --Something--
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| 8148 |
Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato.
The baby tomato is lagging behind the poppa and momma tomato. The poppa tomato gets mad, goes over to the momma tomato and stamps on him --(STAMPS on the ground)-- and says: catch up.
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| 8148 |
Woman: --But I do not speak Spanish.--
Man: --You don't speak Bora Boran either. Besides, Mexican is easy: Donde esta el zapataria?--
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| 8148 |
(1) --So we're cool?--
(2) --Yeah man, we're cool. One thing I ask -- two things I ask: don't tell nobody about this. This shit's between me and you and the soon-to-be-livin'-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain, Mr. Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: leave town. Tonight. Right now. And when you're gone, stay gone. You've lost your Los Angeles privileges. Deal?--
(1) --Deal.--
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| 8148 |
Woman --Butch, whose motorcycle is this?--
Man --It's a chopper.--
Woman --Whose chopper is this?--
Man --Zed's.--
Woman --Who's Zed?--
Man --Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead.--
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| 8199 |
I said God Damn! God Damn! God Damn!
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| 8188 |
Do they speak English in what?
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| jevans68 |
Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?
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1)Who's motorcycle is dis? 2)It's not a motorcycle, its a chopper.
1)Who's chopper is dis? 2)Zed's. 1)Who's Zed?? 2)Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
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1)Who's motorcycle is dis? 2)It's not a motorcycle, its a chopper.
1)Who's chopper is dis? 2)Zed's. 1)Who's Zed?? 2)Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
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It's not a motorcycle honey, it's a chopper
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Say WHAT again. SAY..WHAT..AGAIN. I DARE ya . I DOUBLE dare ya, muther fucker. Say WHAT one more goddamn time!
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| 9655 |
pots are incredibly sexy
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| 9711 |
Vincent Vega, my nigger.
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| 9711 |
I buy the gourmet shit because I like to taste my coffee.
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| 9879 |
Don't you hate that? Hate what? Uncomfortable silencess
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| 9879 |
Hey, my name's Paul and I just work here!
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| 9879 |
Am I a nigger? Are we in Inglewood?
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| 9879 |
They look like a couple of dorks. Ha ha, they your clothes motherfucker!
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| 9879 |
what about you Lash Laroo? Do you think you can keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?
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| 10431 |
JIMMY: Wow! I can't believe that this is the same car!
THE WOLF: Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.
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| 10519 |
Sewer rats may taste like punkin' pie, but I wouldn't know 'cuz I don't eat the filthy motherfuckers.
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| 9794 |
I dont believe i asked you a GODDAMN THING!!!!!!!!!
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Will you give me oral pleasure?
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| 10621 |
I just shot Marvin in the face
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The day I bring a fucked up pubaa to your house is the day I'll give her the shot!Give her the shot!
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Pretty please with sugar on top, clean the fuckin car.
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Pretty please with sugar on top, clean the fuckin car!
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| 11007 |
(1)RE IS NO PROBLEM I'M ON THE MOTHER FUCKER, SO GO INside AND CHILL THEM NIGGERS OUT, AND WAIT FOR THE WOLF WHO SHOULD BE COMING DIRECTLY (2) SHIT THERE NEGRO THATS ALL YOU HAD TO SAY
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| 11007 |
I AINT THROUGH WITH YOU FOR A LONG SHOT, I'M GONNA GET MEDIEVIL ON UR ASS
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| 11007 |
I'M GONNA GET SOME HARD face NIGGERS TO GO TO WORK ON YOU WITH A PAIR OF PLIARS AND A BLOW TORCH
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| 9821 |
I bet in places like this you could cut down on the hero factor
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| 9821 |
1)We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
2)How many up there?
1)Three or four.
2)Counting our guy?
1)I'm not sure.
2)So there could be five guys up there?
1)It's possible.
2)We should have fuckin' shotguns.
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| 9821 |
Sent a couple of guys over to his place. They took him out on the patio of his apartment, threw his ass over the balcony. Nigger fell four stories. They had this garden at the bottom, enclosed in glass, like one of them greenhouses -- nigger fell through that. Since then, he's kinda developed a speech impediment.
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| 9821 |
1)Excuse me, sorry to interrupt. I'm curious, why would you get a stud in your tongue?
2)It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio.
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| 9821 |
Now this is Panda, from Mexico. Very good stuff. This is Bava, different, but equally good. And this is Choco from the Hartz Mountains of Germany. Now the first two are the same, forty-five an ounce -- those are friend prices -- but this one...(pointing to the Choco) ...this one's a little more expensive. It's fifty-five. But when you shoot it, you'll know where that extra money went.Nothing wrong with the first two. It's real, real, real, good shit. But this one's a fuckin' madman.
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| 9821 |
1)It's your future: I see...a cab ride. Sorry guys, move out of the sticks. Say goodbye, Raquel
Rachel)Goodbye, Raquel.
1)I'll see you two around, and stay outta trouble, you crazy kids.
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| 11654 |
1: if marcellus knew about this, i'ld be in as much trouble as you. 2: i seriously doubt that.
(full quote)
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| 11654 |
ah man, i shot marvin in the face.
(full quote)
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| 11654 |
you don't have to tell me how good it is, i'm the one who buys it. when bonnie goes shopping she buys shit. but you know what's on my mind? it ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
(full quote)
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| 11654 |
it's 20 minutes away, i'll be there in 10.
(full quote)
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| 11654 |
You okay? 2: nah, i'm pretty fuckin far from O K.
(full quote)
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| 1212 |
Oooohhhh, this doesn't sound like the mindless, boring, getting-to-know-you chit-chat. This sounds like you actually have something to say.
(full quote)
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| 1212 |
1)I was looking at myself in the mirror. 2)Uh-huh? 1)I wish I had a pot. 2)You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?
(full quote)
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| 1212 |
1)You want me to have a pot? 2)No. Potbellies make a man look either oafish or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a potbelly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but w/a big, perfectly round potbelly. If I had one, I'd wear a T-shirt 2 sizes too small to accentuate it. 1)You think guys would find that attractive? 2)I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.
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| |
Whose chopper is this?
(full quote)
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| 11538 |
(Marcellus)You're gonna feel a little sting. That's pride fuckin' with you. Fuck pride!
(full quote)
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| 12153 |
(1)don't you hate that?
(2)hate what?
(1)uncomfortable silences.
(full quote)
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| 12153 |
(1)i can't believe this is the same car!
(2)well, let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet.
(full quote)
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| 12153 |
(1)does he look like a bitch?
(2)no!!
(1)so why did you try to fuck him like a bitch?
(full quote)
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| 12153 |
well, the thing on my mind right now isn't the good coffee in my cup, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
(full quote)
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| 12153 |
have you ever given a foot massage?
(full quote)
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| 12153 |
(1)who's motorcycle is this?
(2)this is not a motorcycle it's a chopper
(1)who's chopper is this?
(2)zed's
(1)who's zed
(2)zed's dead baby, zed's dead
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| 12326 |
Butch: I think I broke a rib. Girl: During the oral pleasure? Butch: No retard! From the fight!
(full quote)
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| 12326 |
Jimmy: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is ok? I'm the one who buys it, I know how fucking good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, Bonnie buys shit! I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanna taste it! But you wanna know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the fucking coffee! It's the dead nigger in my garage!
(full quote)
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| 12401 |
A sewer rat could taste like pumpkin pie but i wou;d never know cause ill never taste the filthy mother fucker
(full quote)
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| 12401 |
What does Marcellus Wallace look like? What? SAY WHAT AGAIN,I DARE YA MOTHER FUCKER, Does he look like a bitch?
(full quote)
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| 11654 |
1: you OK? 2: Na, I'm pretty fuckin far from OK.
(full quote)
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| 12774 |
I'm the guns of motherfuckin' Navronne, motherfucker!
(full quote)
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| 12743 |
You can go into a movie theater and get a beer. I'm not talkin' about no paper cup, I'm talkin' a glass a beer.
(full quote)
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| |
Pig may taste like pumpkin pie, but I wouldn't eat the filthy mother f*cker!
(full quote)
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| |
QT)Do I have a sign out the front of my house that says dead nigger storage? SLJ)NO!? QT)Thats because storing dead niggers ain't my buissness
(full quote)
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| 13402 |
what country you from!
(full quote)
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| 13402 |
English-motherfucker-can-you-speak-it?
(full quote)
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| 13441 |
honeybunny- which one is it? - Jules- The one with bad muther fucker on it!!
(full quote)
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| 13807 |
Don't fucking Jimmy me, Jules!
(full quote)
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| 14061 |
So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.
(full quote)
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| 14294 |
I love you hunny bunny
(full quote)
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| 14654 |
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, he he is truly his brothers keeper and a finder of lost children.And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
(full quote)
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| 14654 |
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, he he is truly his brothers keeper and a finder of lost children.And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
(full quote)
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| 14744 |
No, I'm not givin' her the shot; you're givin' her the shot. The day I bring an OD'n-bitch over to your house, then I give her the shot.
(full quote)
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| 14555 |
OH I'm sorry did I break your concentration?
(full quote)
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| |
English,motherfucker!?!? Do you speak it?
(full quote)
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| |
naw man im pretty fuckin far from ok
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| 11007 |
whats not concerning me is the coffee in my kitchen what is, is the dead nigger in my garage, julie when you drove up here did you see the sign saying DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?? (2)Comon Jimmi u know we didnt (1) DID U SEE DEAD NIGGER STORAGE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE?? Do you know why you didnt see that sign? CAUSE STAORING DEAD NIGGERS AINT MY FUCKING BUSSINESS!!
(full quote)
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| Wizard |
Lemme get this straight. You're saying that Marcellus threw Tony Rocky Horror four stories for touching my feet?
(full quote)
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| |
OH IM SORRY DID I BREAK TOUR CONCENTRATION
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| |
A foot massage and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies is not in the same ballpark. It's not in the same league! It ain't even the same fuckin' sport!
(full quote)
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| 16262 |
You fucking brought her here, you give her the shot! When I bring an ODing bitch over your place, I'll give her the fucking give her the shot.
(full quote)
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| 12206 |
I'm on the motherfucker; go back in, chill them niggers out, and wait for The Wolf who should be arriving shortly.
(full quote)
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| |
1)what the hell! 2) oops i shot marvin in the face
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| |
My name's pit,and your ass ain't talking your way outta this shit.
(full quote)
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| |
Im a TNT supafly mothafucka, mothafucka. Im the fuckin guns of the Navaronne. Why the fuck am I on brain detail??
(full quote)
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| 12206 |
1) OK Everybody be cool this is a robbery!!!! 2)Any of you f@#$ pricks move,...and I'll execute every motherf@#$ing last one of you!!!
(full quote)
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| |
the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by
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| |
1) DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!? 2) NO! 1) Then why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? 2) I didn't! 1) Yes, you did Brett, ,YES YOU DID and **** Wallace doesn't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
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| |
1) DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!? 2) NO! 1) Then why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? 2) I didn't! 1) Yes, you did, Brett,YES YOU DID! and Marcelus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
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| |
My name is Arnold and this is between y'all
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| 18020 |
I wouldn't go so far as call the brother fat. I mean, he's gotta weight problem, what the nigger gonna do he's somoan!
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| 18020 |
J: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal V:How many up there? J: Three or four V: Is that counting or guy? J: Not sure V: So there could be up to five guy's up there? J:It's possible V: We should have f****n shotguns!
(full quote)
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| 18020 |
I think it's like a wax museum with a pulse!
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| 18020 |
This is some F****D up repugnant S**t!
(full quote)
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| |
When you little scamps get together you're worse than a sewing circle!
(full quote)
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| |
besides isn't more of a challange when you don't have permission
(full quote)
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| 18116 |
I'm one mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!
(full quote)
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| 18116 |
It's the one that say BAD MOTHERFUCKER on it.
(full quote)
|
| 18116 |
Shut the fuck up fat man!
(full quote)
|
| 17570 |
Bring in the Gimp!
(full quote)
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| 18917 |
Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'll never know 'cuz I don't eat the filthy motherfucker.
(full quote)
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| 11007 |
The path of the richous man is beset on all sides by the inequities and tyrany of evil men. BVlessed is he who in the name od charity and good will, sheperds the weak through the vally of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and teh finder of lost children. And i will strike down apon thee with great vengance and furious anger this who attempt to poison and destroy my brother. And u will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengence apon thee
(full quote)
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| 11007 |
dont fucking jimmy me julie!!! dont u realise that when bonnie get home and finds u here im gonna get divorced!!! No trial seperation...fucking divorced. i wanna help u i really do but nothing you can say is gonna make me love my wife any less. So u need to call some people call em then get the fuck out of my house
(full quote)
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| 19229 |
1) Would you give a man a foot massage? 2) Fuck you.
(full quote)
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| 11615 |
Now pretty please with sugar on top clean the fucking car!
(full quote)
|
| 20069 |
1) Bring out the gimp. 2)The gimp's sleeping. 3)Well I guess you're gonna have to wake him up now won't you.
(full quote)
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| |
Oh you're ready to blow? Well i'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker motherfucker, everytime my fingers touch pieces of brain, i'm like superfly TNT... I'm the guns of the navarone! in fact, what THE FUCK am i doing here in the back seat?!!! You're the dumbass who should be back here on brain detail. We're switching, i'm in the front, and you're picking up this dead nigga's skull.
(full quote)
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| 20151 |
Do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?
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|
| Rye |
(1)All right everybody be cool this is a robbery!(2)ANY OF YOU FUCKIN PRICKS MOVE AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKIN LAST ONE OF YOU!!!
(full quote)
|
| 20924 |
The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fuckin' with you. FUCK PRIDE. Pride only hurts. It never helps. You gotta fight through that shit.
(full quote)
|
| 20934 |
It was a show about a team of female secret agent called 'Fox Force Five'
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|
| woody |
Did you see a sign in front of my place that says DEAD NIGGER storage?
(full quote)
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| |
I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker
(full quote)
|
| 20918 |
Check out the big brain on Bret! You're a smart motherfucker, thats right!
(full quote)
|
| 4057 |
Ah man, I shot Marvin in the face.
(full quote)
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| 22942 |
Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, but it's the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no fuckin' ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' a lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holiest of holies, ain't the same fuckin ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. foot massages don't mean shit.
(full quote)
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| |
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the
selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of
charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for
he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will
strike down on thee with great vengence and furious anger, those who attempt
to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is The Lord
when I lay my vengence upon thee
(full quote)
|
| 23006 |
Jules: Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. IN FACT, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this nigger's skull!
(full quote)
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| 23006 |
Vincent: I've got a threshold, Jules, I've got a threshold for the abuse that I'll take and right now I'm a racecar, man, and you got me in the red. I'm just saying, I'm just SAYING it's fucking dangerous to have a racecar in the fucking red, that's all. I might blow.
(full quote)
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| 23006 |
Jules: Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. IN FACT, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this nigger's skull!
(full quote)
|
| 23006 |
Jules: Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. IN FACT, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this nigger's skull!
(full quote)
|
| 23006 |
Why the fuck didn't you tell us about that guy in the bathroom? Slip your mind? Forget he was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?
(full quote)
|
| 23006 |
I'm not a cobb or corn, so you can
stop butterin' me up. I don't need
you to tell me how good my coffee
is. I'm the one who buys it, I
know how fuckin' good it is. When
Bonnie goes shoppin;, she buys
shit. I buy the gourmet expensive
stuff 'cause when I drink it, I
wanna taste it. But what's on my
mind at this moment isn't the
coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead
nigger in my garage.
(full quote)
|
| 23006 |
-- I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you
a question, Jules. When you drove
in here, did you notice a sign out
front that said, Dead nigger
storage?
-- answer to question. Did you see
a sign out in front of my house
that said, Dead nigger storage?
JULES
(playing along)
Naw man, I didn't.
JIMMIE
You know why you didn't see that
sign?
JULES
Why?
JIMMIE
'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't
my fuckin' business!
(full quote)
|
| 23006 |
Am I a nigger? Are you in
Inglewood? No. You're in my
house. White people who know the
difference between good shit and
bad shit, this is the house they
come to. My shit, I'll take the
Pepsi Challenge with Amsterdam shit
any ol' day of the fuckin' week.
(full quote)
|
| |
nervous, I get scared. And when
motherfuckers get scared, that's
when motherfuckers get accidentally
shot.
(full quote)
|
| |
Yolanda, I thought you were gonna
be cool. When you yell at me, it
makes me nervous. When I get
nervous, I get scared. And when
motherfuckers get scared, that's
when motherfuckers get accidentally
shot.
(full quote)
|
| |
1:Just hang in there, baby, you're
doing' great, Ringo's proud of you
and so am I. It's almost over,
Now I want you to go in that bag
and find my wallet.
2:Which one is it?
1:It's the one that says Bad
Motherfucker on it.
(full quote)
|
| |
Heres the scene: Two bad-ass dudes wearing UC Santa Cruz and I'm with Stupid tee-shirts, swim trunks, thongs and packing .45 automatics walk out a the coffee shop together without saying a word.
(full quote)
|
| 9376 |
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
(full quote)
|
| |
1)whats now? 2)I tell u what happens now...I gonna send some hard rough crack niggers with nippers to play with him!!!
(full quote)
|
| |
1) My names Pit and your not talking your way out of this shit.
(full quote)
|
| |
The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you.
(full quote)
|
| |
1)Everybody be cool! This is a robbery! 2)ANY OF U F***IN PRICKS MOVE ANDI'LL EXECUTE EVERY MUTHERF***IN LAST ON OF YOU!
(full quote)
|
| |
Vinmcent: Are you saying that God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets? Jules: That's exactly what happened. God came down from Heaven and stopped the motherfucking bullets.
(full quote)
|
| |
Jules: Royale w' cheese. what do they call a whopper? Vincent: I don´t know, I didn't go in a Burger King.
(full quote)
|
| goldengod |
But i'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' REAL hard, to be the Shepherd.
(full quote)
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| 24986 |
Vincent......Vin-cent! I'm on the intercom....right by the two African fellows. Warm...warmer...disco!
(full quote)
|
| 24986 |
It was a show about female secret agents called Fox Force Five. Fox as in we're a bunch of foxy chicks, force as in we're a force to be reckon with, and five as in there's 1-2-3-4-5 of us.
(full quote)
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| 24986 |
(V) only if you promise not to get offended...
(M) I can't promise that. I have no idea what you're about to ask me. You can ask me what you're going to ask and my first reaction will be to get offended, and through no fault of my own- I would have broken my promise...
(full quote)
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| 24986 |
A husband being protective of his wife is one thing. A husband almost killing a man for touching his wife's feet is something else.
(full quote)
|
| 24986 |
The only thing Tony ever touched of me was my hand...when he shook it- at my wedding. Truth is no one knows why Marsellus threw Tony out of that window except Marsellus and Tony. When you little scamps get together you're worse than a sewing circle...
(full quote)
|
| 25184 |
Do you know what is on my mind right now?It ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage!
(full quote)
|
| msxanax |
Just because you are a character does not mean you have character.
(full quote)
|
| |
It's the one that says bad motherfucker
(full quote)
|
| 5046 |
1) Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this. This is some fucked-up, repugnant shit!
2) Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing?
1) Man, get out of my face with that shit! The motherfucker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass!
(full quote)
|
| 5046 |
1) You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart.
2) Then what happens?
1) I'm curious about that myself.
(full quote)
|
| |
Say what Again I Dare Ya!
(full quote)
|
| 26257 |
Ha ha, they're your clothes, mother fucker
(full quote)
|
| 26257 |
English, Do you speak it mother fucker?
(full quote)
|
| 26325 |
Eniglish, do you speak it motherfucker?
(full quote)
|
| 24986 |
GODDAMN! I SAID GODDAMN! Goddamn!
(full quote)
|
| jannigogolak |
JULES: You sendin' The Wolf? MARsellUS: Feel better? JULES: Shit Negro, that's all you had to say.
(full quote)
|
| |
(full quote)
|
| |
ahhhhhhh
(full quote)
|
| jannigogolak |
The Wolf: Now, you got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.
(full quote)
|
| jannigogolak |
JIMMIE: Mr. Wolf, you gotta understand somethin' -- THE WOLF: -- Winston, Jimmie -- please, Winston.
(full quote)
|
| jannigogolak |
VINCENT: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And you're crossin' it. I'm a race car and you got me in the red. Redline 7000, that's where you are. Just know, it's fuckin' dangerous to be drivin' a race car when it's in the red. It could blow.
(full quote)
|
| jannigogolak |
THE WOLF: C'mon, gentlemen, we're laughin' and jokin' our way into prison. Don't make me beg.
(full quote)
|
| 24986 |
Fuck you Lance, ANSWER!
(full quote)
|
| |
If he goes to Indo-China, I want a nigger in a rice bowl waiting to pop out and bust a cap in his ass!
(full quote)
|
| 24986 |
1) What are you looking for? 2) A black medical book! A text book that they give the nurses. 3) I've never seen no medical book 4) Trust me, I have one! 5) Well if it was so important why didn't you keep it with the shot. 6) I don't know! Stop bothering me!
(full quote)
|
| 24986 |
This is jack rabbit's slim...an Elvis man should love it.
(full quote)
|
| 24986 |
1) Lance, the goddamn phone is ringing!! 2) I can hear it
(full quote)
|
| 27891 |
Fox Force Five: Fox as in we're a bunch of foxy chicks; Force as in we're a force to be reckoned with; And five as in there's one, two, three, four, five of us.
(full quote)
|
| 27891 |
Fox Force Five: Fox as in we're a bunch of foxy chicks; Force as in we're a force to be reckoned with; And five as in there's one, two, three, four, five of us.
(full quote)
|
| 24986 |
Listen, Mia I have to go.....oh...FUCK ME! FUCK ME!! what DID...OH FUCK! C'mon girl, we're gonna walk now.
(full quote)
|
| 24986 |
1) Did you just ordered a five dollar shake? 2) uh-hm 3) That's milk and ice cream 4) last I heard... 5) That's five dollars? You don't put bourbon in it or anything?
(full quote)
|
| 24986 |
DON'T FUCKING DIE ON ME MIA! DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE!
(full quote)
|
| |
You know they don't call them quarter pounders in France?
(full quote)
|
| 10929 |
--We cool?
--Like it never happened.
(full quote)
|
| Cozmo |
I am the foot Fuckin' Master!
(full quote)
|
| Cozmo |
The car ain't hit no Mutha Fuckin' bump!
(full quote)
|
| 28186 |
That was fuckin trippy
(full quote)
|
| 28186 |
V:Come on, let's go get a steak.M: You can get a steak here, daddio
(full quote)
|
| 28186 |
An elvis man should love it
(full quote)
|
| 28186 |
Hello Vincent, I'm upstairs getting ready. Come in and fix yourself a drink.
(full quote)
|
| 28186 |
M: Would you mind rolling me one of those, cowboy? V: You can have this one, cowgirl
(full quote)
|
| 28186 |
1. I thought you told those assholes never to call here this late. 2. I did. And that's exactly what I'm gonna tell this asshole right now.
(full quote)
|
| |
I'm pretty fucking far from okay
(full quote)
|
| 28430 |
I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
(full quote)
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| 20918 |
(Jimmy)Let me ask you something Julie. When you came pulling in here did you notice a sign in the front of my house that said 'dead nigger storage?' (Jules)'sigh' (Jimmy) Did you notice a sign in the front of my house that said 'dead nigger storage?!' (Jules) Jimmy you know I didn't see no shit like that. (Jimmy) You know why you didn't see it? ...Because it ain't there. Because storrin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business.
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1)Which one's your wallet? 2)The one that says Bad Motherfucker on it.
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| 28233 |
1-You guys look like a couple of dorks! 2-Ha ha, they're your clothes mother fucker!
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee
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You feel that sting big boy? That's pride fucking with you.
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the week through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children, and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Vincent: You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
Jules: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man they have the metric system over there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Jules: ok so what do they call it?
Vincent: A Royale with Cheese.
Jules: A Royale with Cheese. what do the call a Big Mac.
Vincent: Well a Big Mac's a Big Mac but they call it La Big Mac.
Jules: (snooty French accent) A La Big Mac. what do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I don't know I didn't go to Burger King.
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| 28980 |
1. Good for you. Looks like me and (Name) caught you at breakfast, sorry 'bout that. what'cha eatin'? 2. Hamburgers. 1. Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. what kinda hamburgers? 2. Cheeseburgers. 1. No, I mean where did you get'em? MacDonald's, Wendy's, Jack-in-the-Box, where? 2. Big Kahuna Burger. 1. Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I heard they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself, how are they? 2. They're good. 1. Mind if I try one of yours? 2. No. 1. Yours is this one, right? 2. Yeah. (1. grabs the burger and takes a bite of it) 1.Uuummmm, that's a tasty burger.
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| Marvin Acme |
#1-I don’t think Buddy Holly is much of a waiter, maybe we should have sat in Marilyn Monroe’s section. #2-Which one? There are two Monroes. #1-No there’s not that is Marilyn Monroe, that is Mamie Van Doren and I don’t see Jayne Mansfield so she must have the night off or something.
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| Marvin Acme |
#1-What about you Peggy Sue? #2-I’ll have…the Durwood Kirby burger bloody and…a $5 shake. #1-How do you want that shake Martin & Lewis or Amos & Andy? #2-Martin & Lewis. #3-Did you just order a $5 shake? #2-Umhuh #3-That’s a shake, that’s milk and ice cream. #2-Last I heard. #3-That’s $5, you don’t put bourbon in or nothing? #1-No. #3-Just checking.
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(MW)...step aside Butch. (Butch)... you okay? (MW).. naw man,i'm pretty fucking far from okay.(butch)...what now? (Marcellus)what now? let me tell you what now, i'm gonna call a couple of hard-pipe-hittin' niggas to go to work on the HOLMES here, with a pair of pliers and a blow torch...YOU HEAR ME TALKING HERE BILLY BOY...I AINT THRU WITCHU BY DAMM SIGHT...I'MA GET MEDIEVAL ON YO ASSSS...
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1.step aside butch. 2. you okay? 3.naw man..im pretty far from okay. 4.what now? 5.what now? let me tell you what now...im gonna call a couple of hard-pipe-hittin' niggas to go to work on the holmes here, with a pair of pliers and a blow torch...YOU HEAR ME TALKING HEAR BILLY BOY???? I AINT THRU WIT CHU BY DAMM SIGHT...6.no i meant what now between me and you?? 7. oh...that what now...well I tell you what now between me and you...THERE IS NO ME AND YOU, NOT NO MOE..8.so we cool? 9.YEAH WE cool....
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| 30307 |
I'll take the Pepsi challenge with that Amsterdam shit anytime.
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Does he look like a bitch?!?
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Well, let's not start suckin' eachothers dicks just yet.
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| 30749 |
why do we feel it's neccesary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
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| 30749 |
This doesnt sound like the usual mindless, boring, gettin to know you chit-chat
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| 30786 |
I'm sorry, did I break your concentration!!
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Don't tell me about foot massages.... I'm the foot fuckin' master!
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I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mother fucker, mother fucker!
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FOX as in we're a bunch of foxy chicks
FORCE as in we're a force to be recken with
and
FIVE as in there are 1,2,3,4,5 of us
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Dont you love it when you go to the bathroom at a resturant and when you come back to your table your food is resting there?mmm
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Vincent:where is the intercom?
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| 31080 |
Push the button if u wanna talk...
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| 10929 |
what's an act of God?
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1)Have you ever given a foot massage? 2)Don't be tellin' me about foot massages -- I'm the fuckin' foot master. 1) Given a lot of 'em? 2) Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'. 1) Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?.......... 2) Fuck you.
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1) Have you ever fantasized about being beaten up by a girl? 2) Sure. 1) Who? 2) Emma Peel on The Avengers. That tough girl who usta hang out with Encyclopedia Brown. And Arlene Motika. 1) Who's Arlene Motika? 2) Girl from sixth grade, you don't know her.
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1]what YOU GOIN TO DO WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THIS?2]Im GOING TO WALK THE EARTH LIKE KANE IN KUNGFU.
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let's not go sucking each others dicks just yet gentlemen
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Eatng a bitch out and giving a bitch a foot massage ain't the same fuckin thing
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i will strike
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knock it off julian. I know how fuckin' good my coffee - I'm the one who buys it, I know how good it is. You see, when Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. That's why I buy the gourmet expensive stuff 'cuz when I drink my coffee, I wanna taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen.
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| 28233 |
(fires gun) Ohh, I'm sorry did i break your concentration?
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bacons good.... porkchops are good....
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The path of the righteous man
is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish
and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he
who, in the name of charity
and good will,
shepherds the weak
through the valley of darkness,
for he is truly his brothers' keeper
and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee
with great vengeance and furious anger
those, who attempt to poison
and destroy my brothers.
And you will know
my name is the Lord
when I lay my vengeance upon you.
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Relax Jules, i`m on the motherfucker
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the path of the
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| 33501 |
Now maybe your technique of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet and putting your tongue in the holiest of holies and the same thing ain't no ballpark neither, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport.
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| 33501 |
Don't fuckin' Jimmy me Jules.
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| 33501 |
Now you got a body, in a car, minus a head, in the garage, take me to it.
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| 10929 |
555-7908 and 555-7909
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Aw man I shot Marvin in the face
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Shut the fuck up fat man!! This ain't yo god damn business!
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Shut the fuck up fat man!! This ain't yo god damn business!
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ezekiel 25-17... the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfih, and the tyranny of evil men. Bless'ed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the week through the valley of darkness, for he is truely his brother's keeper, and finder of lost children. And I shall stike down upon the with great vengeance and furious anger those who attepmt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord...when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Last call for Philip Morris!
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| QuickStopRST |
1)Give me my wallet. 2)Which one is yours? 1)It's the one that says bad motherfucker on it.
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| QuickStopRST |
1. Lookin' at something friend? 2. I'm not your friend, Palooka. 1. what did you call me. 2. You heard me, Punchy.
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| QuickStopRST |
1. *what* ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in *what*? 2. what?? 1. ENGLISH, motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT???
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| lostinwoods |
Take your foot off the nigger
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(Gunshot) Oh, man I just shot Marvin in the face.
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1) You got to stab her in the heart (swings his arm down in a stabbing motion three times)2) I got to stab her three times. 1) No. Once, but you have to stab her hard enough to hit her heart.
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dont be a SQUARE
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he wants a royal with cheese
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| 35059 |
#1 how long do you intend to walk the earth? #2 until God puts me where He wants me to be. #1 and what if he dont do that? #2 if it takes forever I'll walk forever.
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tell that bitch to be cool, say bitch be cool-samuel l.Jackson
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what ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in what?
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if my answers frighten you vincent...then you should cease asking scary questions...
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There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
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| QuickStopRST |
Hey, that's Kool and the Gang.
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| QuickStopRST |
1) I'll take the Pepsi Challenge with that Amsterdam shit any day of the fuckin' week. 2) That's a bold statement.
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I am very fucking far from OK
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will Shepard’s the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
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magik marker
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it's your benefactor nigger i'm coming up
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| 33944 |
AD line: *You won't know the facts until you've seen the fiction*
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Jules, you give him the 1500 dollars and I'll shoot him on principle..(honey bunny starts screeming!)
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Shut the fuck up, fat man!
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Vince you ain't gonna do a goddamn thing!
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It's the one that says bad mother fucker on it
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Dónde está la zapatería.
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
(full quote)
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| 37887 |
Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed. [doorbell chimes] That's Zed.
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| 37887 |
I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. We're cool.
(full quote)
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| 37887 |
1) Are you okay? 2) Nah man, I'm pretty fucking far from okay.
(full quote)
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| 37887 |
1) You an oak man? 2) Oak's nice.
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| 37887 |
I was sitting here eating my muffin, drinking my coffee, replaying the incident in my head, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.
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| 37887 |
I'm gonna give you to the count of three. If you don't open the case, I'm gonna unload on your fucking face.
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1)A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know 'cause even if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces.
2)How about dogs? Dogs eat their own feces.
1)I don't eat dog either.
2)Yes, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
1)I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty.....
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(1)Oh, Oh you ready to blow? (2) Yeah I'm ready to blow (1) Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother fucker, mother fucker; I'm super-fly TNT!!
(full quote)
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| 38041 |
That paddlefoot, he's so crazy. He think totem pole alive.
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oh man i shot Marvin in the face!
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ohh man, I just shot marvin in the face
(full quote)
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1) Say what again, I dare ya, I double dare ya mutherfucker. Say what again. 2) waawawawawawawwwww... what?. BANG
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I AM THE LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
(full quote)
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If my answers frighten you, you should cease asking scary questions
(full quote)
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Did you see a sign that said Dead Nigger storage? NO you didn't! Why?...because there is no sign saying Dead Nigger storage!
(full quote)
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| 10929 |
I'm 'Superfly T.N.T.'
(full quote)
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| 10929 |
I'm the 'Guns of the Navarone'.
(full quote)
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you want some bacon? * nah, man i don't eat pork * are you jewish? * nah man i aint jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all * why not? bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good. * hey, sewer rat may taste like punkin pie but i'd never know cuz i wouldn't eat the filthy mother fuckers. look, pigs eat and root in shit. that's a filthy animal. i ain't eatin nothing that don't got sense enough to disregard its own fecies. * what bout a dog? * i don't eat dog either * no but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? * i wouldn't go as far as to call a dog filthy, but they definitely dirty. but dog's got personality. personality goes a long way * ah so by that rational, if a pig had a better personality, he'd cease to be a filthy animal? is that true? * we'd have to be talkin about one charmin mother fucking pig, i mean, he'd have to be 10 times more charming than that Arnold on green acres, you know what i mean? hahaha*
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fox, as in we're a bunch of foxy chicks: force, as in we're a foce to be reckoned with: and five because there's one, two, three, four, five of us.
(full quote)
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The one that say bad mutha fucker.
(full quote)
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Oh man, i just shot marvin in the face!
(full quote)
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Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character.
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
(full quote)
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Take My wallet out of the bag. Which one is it?. it's the one thats says bad mother fucker on it! (pulls out wallet which says BAD MOTHER FUCKER)
(full quote)
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| 40247 |
Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet!
(full quote)
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| 40504 |
i wish i had a pot
(full quote)
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| 40598 |
Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF NAVARONE. I'm what Jimmie Walker usta talk about.
(full quote)
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| 40598 |
I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And you're crossin' it. I'm a race car and you got me in the red. Redline 7000, that's where you are. Just know, it's fuckin' dangerous to be drivin' a race car when it's in the red. It could blow.
You're gettin' ready to blow? I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!
-Courtesy of Pulp Fiction
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| 40598 |
1)bring out the gimp. 2)But the gimps sleepin.1) Well i guess you'll just have to go wake him up now wont'cha?
(full quote)
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| 40598 |
I cant believe this is the same car.....
(full quote)
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| 40598 |
A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter.
(full quote)
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| 40598 |
Well, hash is legal there, right?
(full quote)
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| 40598 |
You remember Antwan Rockamora? Half-black, half-Samoan, usta call him Tony Rocky Horror?
(full quote)
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| 40598 |
Why the fuck didn't you tell us about that guy in the bathroom? Slip your mind? Forget he was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?
(full quote)
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| 40598 |
That was...divine intervention. You know what divine intervention is?
(full quote)
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| 33944 |
1/ I can't believe it's the same car!
2/ Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks yet ok?
(full quote)
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| 41011 |
[Whispering]: Butch, mon amour, l'aventure commence...
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Jules, thats a bum thats a fuckin bum
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ezikel
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| 10929 |
Son of a preacher man.
(full quote)
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| electrikpimp |
Jules, if you give that fucking nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principle.
(full quote)
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But that ain't the truth Ringo, the truth is, You're the weak and I'm the tyrrany of evil men, but I'm trying Ringo, I'm trying real hard to be the shephard
(full quote)
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| 10929 |
Remember, I just got back from Amsterdam.
(full quote)
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| 42111 |
I dont't remebering asking you a got dam thing.
(full quote)
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they call me lady luck
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Butch, will you give me oral pleasure?
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bible quote
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I said GOD DAMN!!!!
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Marcelas wallace don't like to be fucked by anyboy but Ms wallace
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| 43430 |
Zed's dead baby...Zed's dead
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| 38042 |
Zed?Maynard.
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| 38042 |
what did he do, fuck her?
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| 38042 |
Which one is Trudy, the one with all the shit in her face?
(full quote)
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That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
(full quote)
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| 44339 |
I'm superfly TNT! I'm the guns of the Navarrone! I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!!
(full quote)
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Ezekiel 25,17
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I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.
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| 44723 |
Who's Zed? Zed's Dead honey.
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ezekiel 25.17
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Dont Be A (square)
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What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
(full quote)
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| 34821 |
1)God damn thats a pretty fuckin' good milkshake. 2)Told you. 1)Don't know if it was worth 5 dollars but its pretty fuckin' good.
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| Logician4007 |
1) I think we should be leaving now.
2) That's probably a good idea.
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| |
They speak English in what?
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It's Like A Wax Museum With A Pulse
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Jewels: We happy Vincent?
Vincent: Oh we happy
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
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Now that's a tasty burger!
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...and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger...those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers...and you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee...
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Who's Zeb? Zeb is dead baby.
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Everybody be cool this is a robbery. Pumpkin: any you bitches move and I will exicute every last one of you.
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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My name's Pitt, and your ass ain't talkin' your way outta this shit.
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Hamburgers! The corner stone of any nutritious breakfast.
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speak english motherfucker
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you will know my name is the loard
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| 10929 |
You won't know the facts until you've seen the fiction.
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| 47757 |
I'm Winston Wolf, I solve problems.
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go get the gimp
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i suppose itwouldn't help ifI told them I was
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Get it straight buster, I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self preservation is an instinct you possess, you better fucking do it and do it quick.
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cowboy
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this not my first rodeo cowboy
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I think fast. I talk fast. And, I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this.
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| Marvin Acme |
#1- Who's motorcycle is that? #2- It's a chopper baby. #1- Who's chopper is that? #2- It's Zed's. #1- Who's Zed? #2- Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead.
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Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but ill never know cause i aint gonna eat the filthy mother fucker.
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| KB |
Jules: Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.
Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?
Jules: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.
Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' face car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow.
Jules: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?
Vincent: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.
Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, what THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!
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| KB |
Jules:What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
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| rhps2000 |
Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and baby Tomato are walking across the street when Papa Tomato notices the baby Tomato is falling behind so he squishes him and says Ketchup!
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| mayhem3110 |
I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
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| mayhem3110 |
Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
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| 02jmmoran |
There's a passage I got memorized.
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the
righteous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish
and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of
charity and good will, shepherds
the weak through the valley of the
darkness. For he is truly his
brother's keeper and the finder of
lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee
with great vengeance and furious
anger those who attempt to poison
and destroy my brothers. And you
will know I am the Lord when I lay
my vengeance upon you." I been
sayin' that shit for years. And if
you ever heard it, it meant your
ass. I never really questioned
what it meant. I thought it was
just a cold-blooded thing to say to
a motherfucker 'fore you popped a
cap in his ass. But I saw some
shit this mornin' made me think
twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could
mean you're the evil man. And I'm
the righteous man. And Mr. .45
here, he's the shepherd protecting
my righteous ass in the valley of
darkness. Or is could by you're
the righteous man and I'm the
shepherd and it's the world that's
evil and selfish. I'd
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| glowincaterpillar |
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Stop right there. Eatin a bitch out and givng a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin thing.
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| glowincaterpillar |
Ah man. I shot Marvin in the face.
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| jbailey2112 |
Vince - No no no man, I can't give, you are going to give her the shot.
Lance - No you're giving her the shot.
Vince - I ain't giving her the shot.
Lance - I ain't giving her the shot!
Vince - I've never done this before.
Lance - I've never done this before either, alright and it ain't starting now. Look you brought her here and that means you're going to give her the shot. The day I bring an OD'ing bitch to your house, then I give her the shot. Give her the shot.
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| mgoc11 |
We should have brought shotguns for this deal.
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| Marvin Acme |
We'd have to be talking about one charming pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, ya know what I'm sayin'?
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| jonny1972 |
wake up the gimp
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| hello_kitty_boi |
Goddamn...I said a-goddamn!
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| jackass_2_1493 |
Givin' a bitch a foot massage and sticking your tongue in the holliest of holes isn't in the same fucking ballpark, it ain't even the same fuckin league, it's not even the same fuckin sport!
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| cin241 |
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
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| cin241 |
Jules: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. what kind of hamburgers?
Brett: Ch-cheeseburgers.
Jules: No, no no, where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Where?
Brett: Big Kahuna Burger.
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