“I have issues with anyone who treats G-d as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don't celebrate your faith; you mourn it.”
Salma Hayek - Serendipity

“You have the gift of sight. This is a blessing, my child.”

John Candy - Isaac

“Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Mrs. Doubtfire: Marriage can be such a blessing.
- Miranda Hillard: So can divorce.”
Robin Williams - Mrs. Doubtfire
Sally Field - Miranda Hillard

“- Arpid: Stop! Stop, listen to me! I am a high priest of Set! Spare me, and I shall bless thee in five different languages!
- Torturer: You'll scream in five different languages, horse thief.”

Grant Heslov - Arpid
Nils Allen Stewart - Torturer