“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”
Woody Allen

“If a family in Milwaukee believes that their child should go to a Lutheran school that teaches creationism, that's okay with me because at least they'll learn to spell creationism.”
John Olof Norquist

“A gentleman is someone who keeps the door open while his wife is putting out the trashcan.”
Peter Alexander Ustinov

“A kitchen which thinks it's complete doesn't understand a thing about women.”
Guido Jonckers

“A good idea knocks before entering your head.”
Guido Jonckers