“- Sister Superior: You stole money because you want to get out of organized crime?
- Brian Hope: Oh, it was stolen already.”
Janet Suzman - Sister Superior
Eric Idle - Brian Hope

“- Brian Hope: It's like Robin Hood, you see? We stole from the rich to give to the poor.
- Sister Superior: Who are you going to give this money to?
- Brian Hope: Us. We're poor.”
Janet Suzman - Brian Hope

“- Jerry Logan: I took some money.
- Chris Altman: A lot of money?
- Jerry Logan: I don't know, is a million a lot?”
Andrew McCarthy - Jerry Logan
Janet Gunn - Chris Altman

“Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Farmer Ted

“- Thelma: Drive, Louise! Drive! Drive the car! Come on. Go! Go! Go go go go go!
- Louise: What happened?
[Thelma holds up money]
- Louise: You robbed the store? You robbed the goddamn store?
- Thelma: Well, we needed the money.”
Geena Davis - Thelma
Susan Sarandon - Louise