“Well, Lance, you're clearly gay. There's nothing really else to say about that. I think you all know that. And that's cool, but, you know, you were trying to oil me up and that's not really cool.”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!”
Ted Sorel - Dr. Edward Pretorius

“I love the smell of bridesmaids in the morning.”
Jake Busey - Kyle Brenner

“There is nothing sexier than smoke billowing proudly out of a woman's hot, red, engorged nostrils.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy

“Anyone with any common sense can be sexy.”
Diane Ladd - Mother