“Oh, God. I don't believe it's breathing. There are some days in which I can't do one thing right. I hope this doesn't fuck up our relationship, you being alive and all.”

Peter O'Toole - Eli Cross

“- Dr. David Marrow: What do we all need in life? What are the basics? Food, water, shelter...
- Theo: ...Sex.”
Liam Neeson - Dr. David Marrow
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Theo

“We can go away right now. I pack light. Everything we need is right here in my pants.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison

- Spud: It's a nightmare. She told me she didn't want our relationship to start on a physical basis as that is how it would be principally defined from then on in.
- Tommy: Where did she come up with that?
- Spud: She read it in "Cosmopolitan".
- Tommy: Six weeks and no sex?
- Spud: I've got balls like watermelons, I'm telling you.
Ewen Bremner - Spud
Kevin McKidd - Tommy

What do you expect most from a relationship? A: Companionship. B: Sex. C: Respect. I'd have to go with B: Sex. But let's mark "C" so we get a higher score.
Bonnie Hunt - Megan Dayton