“- Caroline: How can we both be in the marriage and I'm miserable and you're content?
- Lloyd: Luck?”
Judy Davis - Caroline
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd

“- Sir Robert Chiltern: What's that saying about the sea and there being plenty of fish in it?
- Lord Arthur Goring: I couldn't possibly marry a fish. I'd be sure to land an old trout.”
Jeremy Northam - Sir Robert Chiltern
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“I was carried away by her, enchanted by her, as everyone was. And when I was married, I was told that I was the luckiest man in the world. She was so lovely, so accomplished, so amusing.”

Laurence Olivier - "Maxim" de Winter

“Sometimes you got something... just magic, and then it goes away. You had it, but the magic's gone.”
Kevin Conway - Lomax

“- Uncle Dave Palmer: Not everything in life is for sale.
- Xander Drax: Of course it is, Dave! And I'll tell you something else: I usually get what I want.”
Bill Smitrovich - Uncle Dave Palmer
Treat Williams - Xander Drax