“As the Japanese servants cleared away the remnants of Swift's gourmet meal, he and the girl exchanged sparkling repartee. His turn of phrase clearly had her entranced.”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“- Megs: I bet we would have had a horrible time at the goddamn prom.
- Martha: We would have left early.
- Megs: We would have gone some place fancy for dinner.
- Martha: No, I doubt we would have been hungry.
- Megs: Maybe we would have driven some place. Some place quiet. Parked. Then - who knows.
- Martha: Who knows.”
Robert De Niro - Megs
Kathy Baker - Martha

“- Laurie Rorbach: Are you following me?
- Joe Slovak: Well, I have to you see. I've told everybody I know we're dating. So, you see I have to be seen with you outside of class or they'll think I'm lying.”
Daphne Zuniga - Laurie Rorbach
Matthew Modine - Joe Slovak

“- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: It's a championship Laker watch.
- Cindy Mae: Oh, are you a Laker?
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: I used to date one - only thing I have to remember him by.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
Constance Shulman - Cindy Mae

“- Candy Pink: Okay you guys, what's the plan for tonight?
- Valerie: Whoa, Candy, reality check. We can't go out with these guys, they're aliens!
- Candy Pink: So? They can still be dates!”
Julie Brown - Candy Pink
Geena Davis - Valerie