“The police have returned to the safety of their doughnut shops.”
Ismael 'East' Carlo - Father Rodriguez

“The whole point of having a safe deposit box is so that people like you don't know what's in it!”

Sharon Maughan - Sonia Bern

“- Helen Lyle: What's with the arsenal, Bernadette? We're only going eight blocks.
- Bernadette 'Bernie' Walsh: You're the one who got us dressed up like cops.
- Helen Lyle: I said just dress up conservatively.
- Bernadette 'Bernie' Walsh: Yeah, well we look like cops.”

Virginia Madsen - Helen Lyle
Kasi Lemmons - Bernadette 'Bernie' Walsh

“- George Banks: Drive carefully. And don't forget to fasten your condom.
- Annie Banks: Dad!
- George: Seat belt! I meant, I meant seat belt.”
Steve Martin - George Banks
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“You have a divine animal right to protect your own life and the life of your offspring.”
Juliette Lewis - Ginny