“The whole point of having a safe deposit box is so that people like you don't know what's in it!”

Sharon Maughan - Sonia Bern

“- Helen Lyle: What's with the arsenal, Bernadette? We're only going eight blocks.
- Bernadette 'Bernie' Walsh: You're the one who got us dressed up like cops.
- Helen Lyle: I said just dress up conservatively.
- Bernadette 'Bernie' Walsh: Yeah, well we look like cops.”

Virginia Madsen - Helen Lyle
Kasi Lemmons - Bernadette 'Bernie' Walsh

“The police have returned to the safety of their doughnut shops.”
Ismael 'East' Carlo - Father Rodriguez

“- Art Weingartner: Safety is my middle name.
- Ray Peterson: I thought his middle name was Louis.”
Rick Ducommun - Art Weingartner
Tom Hanks - Ray Peterson

“Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!”
George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz