“- Lawrence Isabella: I've heard a lot about you.
- Joey Rosselini: Yeah? Good things, I hope.”
Ben Stiller movie quotes
- Name
- Benjamin Edward
- Last name
- Stiller
- Pseudonym
- Ben Stiller
- Born
- November 30, 1965 in New York
- Gender
- male
- Nationality
- North American
- Profession
- film director, actor, film producer, singer, scriptwriter
- Zodiac sign
- Sagittarius
Ben Stiller Movies/Cartoons
Zoolander 2
While We're Young
The Secret Life of...
Tower Heist
Little Fockers
Madagascar
Tropic Thunder
The Heartbreak Kid
Night At The Museum
Madagascar
Along Came Polly
Dodgeball: A True...
Meet the Fockers
Starsky & Hutch
Envy
Duplex
Zoolander
The Royal Tenenbaums
Keeping the Faith
Meet The Parents
Mystery Men
There's Something...
Zero Effect
The Cable Guy
Flirting with Disaster
If Lucy Fell
Happy Gilmore
Heavyweights
Reality Bites
Stella
Next of Kin
Empire of the Sun
Ben Stiller movie quotes, phrases and lines
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“- Valentina: Please accept my apologies.
- Derek Zoolander: None taken.”
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“- Slide: A robbery can change very quickly. You have to be ready to adapt to the situation at any moment. Anything can happen. I was on a job a few days ago and my homie got shot in the face!
- Josh Kovacs: If you get shot in the face, it's over.
- Slide: If you get shot in your head, it's over. If you get shot in your face, the bullet will go...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“- Valentina: Be careful, he’ll try to get inside your head.
- Derek Zoolander: Don’t worry, it’s closed for business.”
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- Gloria: Is this place great or what?
- Alex: I'd go with "or what".
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“I can't work here. I've been trying. It's impossible. I've written three pages in the last six weeks. Three pages! The book is due on Wednesday. If we don't hand in the book I don't know what we're gonna do. We can't pay for anything.”
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“I'm going to retire, withdraw from public life, and become a hermit crab.”
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“- Greg Focker: They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothing.
- Jack Byrnes: Why would someone call you Barry Poppins?
- Greg Focker: They wouldn't.”
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“- Peter La Fleur: White, you're a lot dumber than I thought.
- White Goodman: Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought that I was once.”
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“- Mr. Furious: Seems there was a little controversy there regarding your father's death.
- The Bowler: Yes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
- The Blue Raja: You know, I've alwas suspected a bit of foul play there.
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“- Leslie Breitbart: How's my daughter?
- Josh: How's she seem to you?
- Leslie Breitbart: Seems well.
- Josh: So why are you asking me?”
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“You know, by the time we get back to New York, it'll be the middle of winter. So I was thinking, why rush? Maybe we could make a few sidestops along the way.”
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- Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career".
- Matilda Jeffries: Do what for a career?
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“For the first time in my life I've stopped thinking of myself as a child imitating an adult.”
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“- Derek Jr.: You're the most narcissistic person I've ever met.
- Derek Zoolander: But that's not how I see myself.”
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- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: There's a reason pandas don't mate in captivity.
- Anna Riley: What does that mean?
- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: It means these mothers keep making these dates for me that I can't refuse. They're very intimidating, they're like the Kosher Nostra. They're little women but very determined.
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“My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges. I like that. I like a little fat on my steak. My sweet, juicy steak. You are a rare delicacy.”
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“- Dr. Nagato: You have arthritis in your knee.
- Josh: Arthritis arthritis?
- Dr. Nagato: Yes. I usually just say it once.”
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“- Josh: If we're gonna do it, we should plan it with at least a month in advance.
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- Bernie Focker: We had the ceremony at my parents' house. There was a cold snap and the heat conked out. Tell it.
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