Spike Milligan quotes
“And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.”
“Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.”
“I told you I was sick.”
“Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?”
“One day the 'Don't Knows' will get in and then where will we be?”
“Come on out.”
“We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!”
“Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.”
“I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.”
“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
“Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of
enemy.”“Money couldn't buy friends but you got a better class of enemy.”
“Well, we can't stand around here doing nothing, people will think
we're workmen.”“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.”
“If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.”
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