Walter Matthau quotes
- From the movie: Dennis the Menace
“Why is it when everyone else feasts on the pleasure of life, I get the indigestion?”
- From the movie: The Survivors
“- Donald: Tell me things are gonna work out, Sonny.
- Sonny Paluso: Everything's gonna work out.
- Donald: Yeah, yeah. Boy, it's been a strange winter, hasn't it?
- Sonny Paluso: Not really.
- Donald: No.” - From the movie: Grumpy Old Men
“When I had my ulcers, I was farting razor blades.”
- From the movie: Hopscotch
“- Miles Kendig: I'm going to tell the truth.
- Isobel von Schmidt: Oh, it's a work of fiction! Ah!” - From the movie: The Odd Couple II
- From the movie: California Suite
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.”
- La trovi in Career in Cinema
“Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality.”
- La trovi in Career in Cinema
“I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed in a nice white coat; he looked very calm, you'd give him money, and he'd give you something that you wanted to buy.”
- From the movie: The Odd Couple II
“- Felix Ungar: How long was I asleep?
- Oscar Madison: I don't know. I didn't know you wanted me to time it.” - From the movie: Grumpier Old Men
“There are many fish In the sea but you’re the only one I'd want to stuff and mount over my fireplace.”
- From the movie: Grumpier Old Men
“Mmmm… lesbians,yummy!”
- From the movie: The Odd Couple II
- From the movie: The Bad News Bears
“- Engelberg: You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car. It's against the law.
- Coach Morris Buttermaker: So is murder, Engleberg. Now put that back before you get me in real trouble.” - From the movie: I.Q.
“- Albert Einstein: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
- Ed Walters: Well what would be the odds of that happening?” - From the movie: Out to Sea
“- Charlie Gordon: Liz... from the first moment I saw you on that ship... it was my intention to lie to you, I swear.
- Liz LaBreche: Well, that's sweet.
- Charlie Gordon: What I didn't intend, was falling in love with you.” - From the movie: I.Q.
“Zat gravity, it's a killer.”
- From the movie: Buddy Buddy
“- Clooney: Have you ever been married, Mr. Trabucco?
- Trabucco: Once but I got rid of her. Now I just lease.” - From the movie: Grumpy Old Men
“Why don't you do the world a favor and take your lower lip and pull it over your head and swallow?”
- From the movie: Out to Sea
“- Charlie Gordon: Why are you sterilizing your trousers?
- Herb Sullivan: I'm steaming them.
- Charlie Gordon: Oh, then what are you gonna' do, eat 'em with garlic butter?
- Herb Sullivan: It takes the wrinkles out, you imbecile!
- Charlie Gordon: Huh! When a man is steaming his pants at midnight, it generally means there's a broad.” - From the movie: The Bad News Bears
- From the movie: The Odd Couple II
- From the movie: Hopscotch
“Money is too expensive to be earned that way, Yaskov.”
- From the movie: The Odd Couple II
- From the movie: The Survivors
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