“- Miles Kendig: I'm going to tell the truth.
- Isobel von Schmidt: Oh, it's a work of fiction! Ah!”
Walter Matthau movie quotes
- Name
- Walter
- Last name
- Matthau
- Born
- October 1, 1920 in New York
- Died
- July 1, 2000 in Santa Monica
- Gender
- male
- Nationality
- North American
- Profession
- actor
- Zodiac sign
- Libra
Walter Matthau movie quotes, phrases and lines
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“The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.”
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“Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality.”
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“I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed in a nice white coat; he looked very calm, you'd give him money, and he'd give you something that you wanted to buy.”
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“- Felix Ungar: How long was I asleep?
- Oscar Madison: I don't know. I didn't know you wanted me to time it.”
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“There are many fish In the sea but you’re the only one I'd want to stuff and mount over my fireplace.”
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“Mmmm… lesbians,yummy!”
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“- Engelberg: You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car. It's against the law.
- Coach Morris Buttermaker: So is murder, Engleberg. Now put that back before you get me in real trouble.”
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“- Albert Einstein: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
- Ed Walters: Well what would be the odds of that happening?”
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“- Charlie Gordon: Liz... from the first moment I saw you on that ship... it was my intention to lie to you, I swear.
- Liz LaBreche: Well, that's sweet.
- Charlie Gordon: What I didn't intend, was falling in love with you.”
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“Zat gravity, it's a killer.”
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“- Clooney: Have you ever been married, Mr. Trabucco?
- Trabucco: Once but I got rid of her. Now I just lease.”
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“Why don't you do the world a favor and take your lower lip and pull it over your head and swallow?”
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“- Charlie Gordon: Why are you sterilizing your trousers?
- Herb Sullivan: I'm steaming them.
- Charlie Gordon: Oh, then what are you gonna' do, eat 'em with garlic butter?
- Herb Sullivan: It takes the wrinkles out, you imbecile!
- Charlie Gordon: Huh! When a man is steaming his pants at midnight, it generally means there's a broad.”
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“Money is too expensive to be earned that way, Yaskov.”
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“- Oscar Madison: I think I figured out where we are.
- Felix Ungar: Where?
- Oscar Madison: In a Clint Eastwood movie.” -
“- Coach Morris Buttermaker: Come on, fellas. Rome wasn't built in a day.
- Ogilvie: Yeah, it took several hundred years.”
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“- Mason Woods: Would you like tea or whiskey?
- Justice Dan Snow: Both. No, skip the tea, I don't want to overdo it.”
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