“He Died with a Felafel in His Hand” quotes(2001)
Title He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
Director Richard Lowenstein
Genre Comedy, Romance
Director Richard Lowenstein
Genre Comedy, Romance
All actors – Noah Taylor, Emily Hamilton, Romane Bohringer, Alex Menglet, Brett Stewart, Damian Walshe-Howling, Torquil Neilson, Sophie Lee, Francis McMahon, Ian Hughes, Robert Rimmer, Sayuri Tanoue, Linal Haft, Nathan Kotzur, Haskel Daniel, Skye Wansey, Ivan Tatarovic, Tim Robertson, Robert Morgan, Clayton Jacobson, Scott Major, Pascal Delair, Wendy Roberts, Graeme Carroll, Terry Serio, Steve Bastoni, Chris Samios, Keeryn Gill, Benjamin Rich, Rebecca Cutler, Rani Hayman, Stuart Nicholls, Harry Brentnall, Norris Blanks, Jilly Ferguson, Jon Wicks, Simon Wheeler, Matt Dunk, Michael Fawaz, Skye Gamblin, Glenn Newnham, Sophie Stawaruk, Paul Creedon, Ryan Tourneur, Jim Hamell, Connie Tourneur, Todd Tourneur, Colin Cahi, Stav Maigaionis, Barry Bassett, Gus Fama, Anthony Tills, Xanthe Beesley, Tracey Eagan, Angela Genders, Ian Mossam, Lara Pape, Rebecca Polly, Sasha Roper, Tony Rose, Shannon Vodane, Ben Wilson, James Dean, Terry Paye, Brent Dunner, Jenny Blair, Warwick Elsey, Adrian Massey, Dustin Matterson, Daniel Murrell, Raymond Stabe, Daniel Turnbull, Russell Morgan, Eireann Dorneyshow all
“He Died with a Felafel in His Hand” Quotes 17 quotes
“- Danny: We're mates. You can't sleep with your mates, it's one of the unwritten rules of the moral code of mateship.
- Sam: I didn't know there were any unwritten rules of the moral code of mateship.
- Danny: Oh yeah, they're the biggies. No sleeping with a mate, no sleeping with a mate's girlfriend, no urinating on a mate's car. It's column of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Let's just get this straight. You're 20-something years old, you have no job, no money, very few prospects. You haven't been seen in the vicinity of anything which even faintly resembles a member of the opposite sex in over 6 months. And yet you sit here and tell us that you have some kind of special thing that makes the other side go "gaga".... (continue)(continue reading)
“I knew this bloke once, right. And... he used to masturbate so much that he grew very fond of his hand. So much that he began to talk to it and he put a little face on it and he called it Muriel. And after a while, Muriel began to talk back to him. He would get her all dolled up in make up and specially made little clothes, and at night she'd go...” (continue)(continue reading)
“What if none of it really exists? What if it's like some big experiment and we're like ants trapped in a giant petri dish? What if there is a greater intelligence out there and it's creating everything purely as a way of stop us going insane on them? What if nothing really exists until we sense it? My room doesn't exist 'till I walk into it....” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Danny: I haven't got a problem getting women. I've got this thing I do that makes them go gaga.
- Otis: How exactly do you mean... gaga?
- Danny: Gaga. Insane, beserk, talking in tongues, you know... gaga.
- Milo: Like some sort of secret weapon?
- Flip: Some kind of weird sideways movement?
- Danny: I can't really say, Flip, but it's pretty...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Danny: You could be just a projection of my inner psyche materialized for my brain in order to keep me company.
- Flip: What about the cashmere sweater babes over the road, with their swishy little skirts and all? Would they be from your inner psyche or mine?
- Danny: Probably yours I reckon, Flip.”
“I've been ripped off, raided, threatened, burned out, shot at, cheated on, scabbed in every one of those years. My beds are foam slabs on the floor, my cupboards are stacks of stolen milk crates! I've lived with tent-dwelling bank clerks, albino moon tanners, nitrous suckers, psycho fucking drama queens, acid eaters, mushroom farmers, fucking...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Danny: Tyler, these friends of yours. They wouldn't be by any chance nazis, would they?
- Taylor: ...I prefer to call them politically challenged.”
“When things fall out of balance you know what happens then, don't you, Daniel? Your spiritual values start to decline. You get your disintegration of your social structure, don't you? The system collapses. Petulance, flood, famine. It happened to the Romans, it happened to the Greeks, it happened to the Ancient Mesopatamians. And we don't want...” (continue)(continue reading)
“I'm in a psycho fucking nightmare from hell, and i'm fucking fed up with it!”
“- Danny: Want to get married?
- Sam: Can't, got to go out later.”
“- Sam: What's happening to me? I can't even kill myself properly. I can't do anything properly.
- Danny: I'm sure if you concentrated you would be able to kill yourself better than anyone else I know.
- Sam: Really?
- Danny: You do everything better than anyone else I know.”
“- Sam: There are all these words for a woman who doesn't want to have sex: frigid, uptight, cold, icy. But can you even think of one word for a man that doesn't want to have sex?
- Danny: ...Dead?”
“- Dirk: I'd just like to say that I've got a problem with you all accepting my homosexuality without question. No wonder my suppressed heterosexual side is in a spin all the time. You all thought I was gay even when I was fucking straight!
- Danny: Dirk, we think it's great, man.
- Dirk: What's so fucking great about being a poofter, Danny?”