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“What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage?”
“- Paul's Dad: We don't have to go to Arsenal every time I'm in London, do we? I thought we'd be beyond that stage now.
- Young Paul: We'll never be beyond that stage.”
“In football the object is to march into enemy territory and cross
his goal. In baseball the object is to go home.”
“- Tamara: Don't tell me you'd rather go to football.
- Rod: Well, I am male.”
“Daddy, we're in Pakistan. Let's sew some soccer balls.”
“- Chester Lee: He's playing like a psycho, he's nuts!
- Julie Benson: Looks like Norman Bates is playing soccer.
- Chester Lee: Hey, after the game no showers.”
“This frigging game is ruining my life.”