• On 27/11/2019 at 15:30 voted

    Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

  • On 24/11/2019 at 20:48 voted

    Scriptwriting is the toughest part of the whole racket, the least understood and the least noticed.

  • On 22/11/2019 at 19:45 voted

    The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.

  • On 22/11/2019 at 19:43 voted

    Sammy's so confused he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.

  • On 22/11/2019 at 19:06 voted

    You know what your problem is? Your face. Come on, you're too good-looking. Girls go out with you and get nervous. They feel dumpy, they don't want to compete. They want a guy like... like me. A guy who'll make them look good. A basic Neanderthal type. The swarthy type. A man's man.

  • On 22/11/2019 at 19:04 commented

    - Joan: Deborah, you work in advertising... a civilized business. I on the other hand work with monsters. - Debbie: You're talking about 5-year-olds! - Joan: Right! and my job is to break their spirit. That is what kindergarten is all about. The Germans invented it, think about it.