Johnny Depp movie quotes

“Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.”
Johnny Depp

“Kim: Hold me.
Edward: I can't.”
Winona Ryder - Kim
Johnny Depp - Edward Scissorhands

“I pretty much try to stay in a constantstate of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.”
Johnny Depp

“Someone once said interviews are like thumbprints on your windpipe. That's kinda how I feel.”
Johnny Depp

“- Glen Lantz: Miss Nude America is going to be on tonight.
- Mrs. Lantz: How can you hear what she's going to say?
- Glen Lantz: Who cares what she says?”
Johnny Depp - Glen Lantz
Sandy Lipton - Mrs. Lantz

“- Host-TV: Quite a story, yes? Any questions for Edward? Yeah, get way over. Stand right up.
- Audience Member #1: What's been the best part of your new life here in town?
- Edward: The friends I made.
- Host-TV: Any other questions?
- Audience Member #2: Have you ever thought of having corrective surgery or prosthetics? I know a doctor that...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Davidson - Host-TV
Johnny Depp - Edward Scissorhands

“Maturity is really just another word for how much misery you'd swallow.”
Johnny Depp - Richard

“- Olivia: Why are you and mom are still together?
- Richard: I think as you get older, you, um, find yourself needing someone to hold accountable for life not turning out exactly as you'd imagine it. But listen to me, not every relationship has to be that. I mean, having said that, most are.”
Odessa Young - Olivia
Johnny Depp - Richard

“In each and every moment we're composing stories of our lives, let's aim to make it a meaningful read... or at least an interesting one.”
Johnny Depp - Richard

“Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?”
Johnny Depp - The Mad Hatter

“- Mad Hatter: [grabs Time's hand] I have time on my hand!
- Time: [losing patience] You silly nitwits really think that I've not heard these cheap jabs before? Your attempts at mockery fall flat.
- Mad Hatter: [plays with Time's shoulder pads] Look! Time is flying!
- Time: [stands up furiously] Enough! No more wasting me!
- Mad Hatter:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - The Mad Hatter
Sacha Baron Cohen - Time

“Prior to 'Pirates of the Caribbean' - the first one in 2003 - I had been essentially known within the confines of Hollywood as box office poison, you know what I'm saying? You know, I basically had built a career on 20 years of failures.”
Johnny Depp

“It's good to experience Hollywood in short bursts, I guess. Little snippets. I don't think I can handle being here all the time, it's pretty nutty.”
Johnny Depp

“Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.”
Johnny Depp

“- Alice Kingsleigh: Well, we have met once when I was younger.
- Mad Hatter: Well, I'm afraid I don't recall.
- Alice Kingsleigh: That's because it hasn't happened yet.
- Mad Hatter: Oh. When will it happen?
- Alice Kingsleigh: Years from now, when you're older.
- Mad Hatter: [confused] I'll meet you when you're younger and I'm older.
- Alice...” (continue)(continue reading)

Mia Wasikowska - Alice in Wondeland
Johnny Depp - The Mad Hatter

“- Becky: Tell me what you want, as fast as it comes to you.
- Gilbert: Uhh...
- Becky: Okay?
- Gilbert: 'Kay.
- Becky: Okay. What do you want?
- Becky: Faster!
- Gilbert: Okay. I want a new thing. House. I want a new house. And a family.
- Gilbert: I want Momma to take aerobics classes. I want Ellen to grow up. I want a new brain for Arnie. I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Juliette Lewis - Becky
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape

“Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“- Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
- Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?”
Orlando Bloom - Will Turner
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“- Raoul Duke: Oh, shit. I forgot about the beer. You want one?
- Hitchhiker: No.
- Raoul Duke: How 'bout some ether?”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Tobey Maguire - Hitchhiker

“The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance.”
Johnny Depp - George Jung

- Charlie Bucket: You can eat the grass?
- Willy Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism", my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Freddie Highmore - Charlie Bucket
Johnny Depp - Willy Wonka

“With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.”

Johnny Depp - Victor Van Dort

“The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

You used to be much more..."muchier." You've lost your muchness.

Johnny Depp - The Mad Hatter

“I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke