Random Cartoons quotes
“- Sir Ector: I, uh, I hope you don't go in for any of that black magic.
- Merlin: Oh, no, no, no, no. Never touch the stuff.”
“Don’t worry, you can’t crush a soul here. That’s what life on earth is for.”
“Workin' hard or hardly workin'?”
“- Manny: Utilizing psychic vibrations, I shall select the perfect volunteer.
- Molt: Oh, oh, oh, oh! Pick me! Oh, oh! C'mon, I'm asking you with my brain.”
“- Pacha: We're on our honeymoon.
- Waitress: Bless you for coming out in public..”
“Love. Ha! Just a matter of a boy meeting a girl under the right conditions.”
“- Z: Why'd I have to be born a worker? You soldiers get all the glory. Plus, you get to go out in the world. You know, you meet interesting insects; you get to kill them.
- Weaver: Yeah, but you get to spend all day with those beautiful worker girls.
- Z: Weaver, they're career girls. They're obsessed with digging.”
“- Dimitri: I don't want your money.
- Dowager Empress Marie: What do you want then?
- Dimitri: Unfortunately, nothing you can give.”
“Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can't remember.”
“Watch out babe, I'll take care of this.
[throws a weapon at the dragon Deadly Nadder but misses; Astrid glares at him]
The sun was in my eyes, Astrid! What do you want me to do, block out the sun? I can do that, but I don't have the time right now!”
“Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones and you’ll wind up face down in a pool of your own blood and urine.”
“Marriage is a partnership, a little tit for tat.”
“Gronkles, Zippleback, the Skrill... Boneknapper... Whispering Death... Burns its victims, buries its victims, chokes its victims, turns its victims inside-out... Extremely dangerous, extremely dangerous... kill on sight, kill on sight, kill on sight... Night Fury. Speed unknown. Size unknown. The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself....” (continue)(continue reading)
“Reliving the glory days is better than pretending they never happened!”
“I hate to be the voice of doom, but I've been calculatin' my figures, and...I just don't think we're built for flyin'.”
“He's tall and handsome, and... and so romantic. Oh, we walk together, and talk together, and just before we say goodbye, he takes me in his arms, and then... I wake up. Yes, it's only in my dreams. But they say if you dream a thing more than once, it's sure to come true, and I've seen him so many times.”
“To me the company was about making life better, but to Ratchet, it was making money that came first. I became old-fashioned, and outmoded. Ratchet beat me, and he's gonna beat you.”