Random Cartoons quotes
“Back to business: eggs, shaving cream, toilet paper. Without candy, I'm afraid your house is a bulls-eye with shingles.”
“-Joe: How about a librarian? They’re cool.
-22: Yes, amazing. Who wouldn’t like working at a thankless job you’re always in danger of losing due to budget cuts? Though I do like the idea of randomly shushing people.
-Joe: Look, obviously this…
-22:Shh! Oh, yeah. That’s good.”
“- Kira: What's writing?
- Jen: Words that stay. My master taught me.”
“I hate to be the voice of doom, but I've been calculatin' my figures, and...I just don't think we're built for flyin'.”
“- Judge Doom: You see, Mr. Valiant, the successful conclusion of this case draws the curtain on my career as a jurist in Toontown. I'm retiring, taking a new role in the private sector.
- Eddie Valiant: That wouldn't be Cloverleaf Industries, by any chance?
- Judge Doom: You're looking at the sole stockholder.”
“Learn to treasure your life because unfortunately, it can be taken away from you anytime.”
“I never said it was easy. You can't win every time. That's life.”
“Let's be real about this. Bala and I... Bala is a princess, and I'm a soil relocation engineer.”
“- Shrek: What're the flowers for?
- Princess Fiona: For getting rid of Donkey.”
“Workin' hard or hardly workin'?”
“Parvana-What about your father? Doesn't he depend on you?
Shauzia-I'm a good son, but he is not a good father.”
“Wait a moment. Look past the matted pelts and gnashing teeth. The eyes, there’s a kind of humanity in them.”
“Once upon this same earth, beneath this same sun, long before you, before the ape and the elephant, as well; before the wolf, the bison, the whale, before the mammoth and the mastodon, in the time of the dinosaurs. Now the dinosaurs were of two kinds. Some had flat teeth, and ate the leaves of trees, and some had sharp teeth for eating meat, and...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon.”
“Just the knowledge that every minute spent in your company becomes the new greatest minute of my life!”
“- Earl Devereaux: You see this contact lens?
- Flint Lockwood: Yeah?
- Earl Devereaux: This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye! [puts on contact lens] I've got my eye on you!”
“The winner of this tournament - no, no, the privilege - will have the honour of rescuing the beautiful Princess Fiona from the fiery pit of that dragon! Should the winner fail to return, the runner-up shall take his place, and so on and so forth... Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.”
“- Lucius Best: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
- Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!”
“- Doc Hudson: When was the last time you cared about something except yourself, hot rod? You name me one time and I will take it all back. Didn't think so. These are good folk around here, who care about one another. I don't want 'em depending on someone they can't count on.
- Lightning McQueen: Like you? You've been here how long and your...” (continue)(continue reading)