Cartoons quotes
Random Cartoons quotes
- From the animation: Anastasia
“- Dimitri: I don't want your money.
- Dowager Empress Marie: What do you want then?
- Dimitri: Unfortunately, nothing you can give.” - From the animation: Anastasia
- From the animation: The Emperor's New Groove
“- Kuzco: Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been. But, Yzma, do you really want to kill me?
- Yzma: Just think of it as you're being let go, that your life's going in a different direction, that your body's part of a permanent outplacement.
- Kronk: Hey, that's kinda like what he said to you when you got fired.
- Yzma: I...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the animation: The Road to El Dorado
- Tulio: Miguel, you're talking to a horse!
- Miguel: Yes, that's it Altivo. Find the pry bar!
- Tulio: Yes, "find the pry bar". He doesn't understand "pry bar"! He's a dumb horse, there's no way he could understand. - From the animation: Finding Nemo
- From the animation: The Incredibles
- From the animation: The Road to El Dorado
“- Miguel: Any regrets?
- Tulio: You mean besides dying? Yeah. I never had enough... gold.
- Miguel: My regret, besides dying is... our greatest adventure is over before it began, and no one will even remember us.” - From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
- From the animation: Bolt
“Ring, ring! Who's there? Destiny? I've been expecting your call.”
- From the animation: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
“The Planet doesn't approve of that at all. It's doing everything it can to hold us back. That's why it's racking our bodies with pain and filling our hearts with doubt. Now, I should heal you. We will join as a family and strike back at the planet!”
- From the animation: The Emperor's New Groove
“- Pacha: I thought you were a changed man.
- Kuzco: Come on, I had to say something to get you to take me back to the palace.
- Pacha: So all of it was a lie?” - From the animation: The Emperor's New Groove
“I am one hungry king of the world.”
- From the animation: Waking Life
“On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion.”
- From the animation: Shrek 2
“- Donkey: I don't feel any different. Do I look any different?
- Puss in Boots: You still look like an ass to me.” - From the animation: Robots
“To me the company was about making life better, but to Ratchet, it was making money that came first. I became old-fashioned, and outmoded. Ratchet beat me, and he's gonna beat you.”
- From the animation: The Lord of the Rings
“- Gandalf: I have come for your aid Saruman the White, in troubled times. The Nine are abroad, darkness approaches, the Black Riders!
- Saruman: Is that all the news you have for me then?
- Gandalf: Is that not enough? Sauron is moving at last!” - From the animation: Cars
“- Sarge: Will you turn that disrespectful junk off?
- Fillmore: Respect the classics, man! It's Hendrix!” - From the animation: The Dark Crystal
- From the animation: Who Framed Roger Rabbit
“- Jessica Rabbit: You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.
- Eddie Valiant: You don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.
- Jessica Rabbit: I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.” - From the animation: Recess: School's Out
“Look, Pete, the 60s are over. All that peace and love and freedom stuff, yeah it was great for picking up chicks, but it's not gonna help my career. To do that, I gotta make test scores go up. And to make test scores go up, I gotta keep kids in class where they belong.”
- From the animation: The Dark Crystal
“- Jen: Which one is it?
- Aughra: Listen, Gelfling, there is much to be learned. And you have no time.” - From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
- From the animation: Happy Feet
“Ladies, please avert your eyes... 'cause I've been known to hypnotize.”
- From the animation: Hercules
“- Titans: Crush Zeus! Freeze Zeus! Melt Zeus! And blow him away! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
- Hades: Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.”
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