“- Ricky: What are you talking about?
- Jenny: You just assumed that I wanted you to kiss me. I mean, I don't even know you, and even if I did know you and we talked and you got to know me and you asked me if I wanted to kiss, I might have been into it, but the way you did it was just... wrong.”
Movie quotes
Random Movie quotes
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“- Crawford Tillinghast: I know your desires, you impotent pig!
- Dr. Edward Pretorius: We are the most powerful being in the universe!
- Crawford Tillinghast: She'll know, Edward, how pathetic you are! How you can't make love!
- Dr. Edward Pretorius: Maybe you can teach me!
- Crawford Tillinghast: Come and get me, eunuch!”
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“So many of you orphans. Unwanted children all over the place. People were sex-mad in the 60s, seemed to do it just for fun... Weird.”
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“Is that the kind of existence you want? Life without love in it?”
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“- Abdullah: I am a man of peace!
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“- Janitor #1: Put the animal down.
- Brenda: Why?
- Janitor #2: We gotta kill it!
- Brenda: [shocked] What? You monsters! Why would you want to kill a poor defenseless little kitten?
- Janitor #2: Kitten?
[both janitors start laughing loudly]
- Janitor #1: This ain't no kitten, kid.
- Janitor #2: That's a jumbo-sized sewer rat!”
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“Guilt is like a bag of fuckin' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down.”
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“That's a perfectly good trash can. Don't be throwing students at it.”
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“- Higgins: This particular event happened last summer on my uncle's farm in Virginia. My brother and I had just finished cutting a field of hay and were enjoying the evening meal under the shade of an elm tree. He went down for water by the creek and when he was gone, I took a bowl that was filled with delicious plum pudding and placed into it,...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“- Robin McCall: It's Christmas.
- Lewis Rothschild: It's Christmas?
- Leon Kodak: Yeah. You didn't get the memo?”
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“- Young Suzette: Selena, what are you doing?
- Young Selena: I'm looking up at the moon. And I'm dreaming.”
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“I believe in love. Not just getting it, but giving it.”
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“Gentlemen, good luck. If you need me, I shall be in Australia.”
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“I never met a man I didn't mutilate.”
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“- Gilbert's Father: She is a veritable gorgon.
- William Schwenck Gilbert: She is indeed, and she has chosen her own path, and in so doing, she has turned her back on yourself and myself. And for that small mercy we should both of us be eternally grateful.” -
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“The little I know about love is that it's unconditional. It's not something you can buy.”
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“Don't you judge people by their appearance.”
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“Life is antagonistic to the natural state. Here humans in all their various races are a spontaneous outbreak. An unguided mistake.”
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“- Mrs. Connelly: You guys don't work, you don't go to school, you don't do anything. All you do is lay around and drive your cars and eat us out of house and home. You know how that makes me feel?
- Donny Semenec: Mad.”
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“Everything that has a beginning has an end.”
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