Clint Eastwood movie quotes

Clint Eastwood movie quotes, phrases and lines
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Clint Eastwood quotes
  • “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”
    Clint Eastwood
  • “I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.”
    Clint Eastwood
    [Tag:prejudice, safety]
  • “Michael Moore and I actually have a lot in common. We both appreciate living in a country where there's free expression. But Michael, if you ever show up at my front door with a camera, I'll kill you. I mean it.”
    Clint Eastwood
  • “- Warden: Been playing this thing long?
    - Frank Morris: Couple of months.
    - Warden: You any good?
    - Frank Morris: Terrible.
    - Warden: You'll get better. That's one of the benefits of Alcatraz - lots of time to practice.”

    Patrick McGoohan - Warden
    Clint Eastwood - Frank Morris
    [Tag:ability, prison, time]
  • “There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.”
    Clint Eastwood
  • - The "Schofield Kid": It don't seem real... how he ain't gonna never breathe again, ever... how he's dead. And the other one too. All on account of pulling a trigger.
    - Bill Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
    - The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
    - Bill Munny... (continue)
    (continue reading)

    Jaimz Woolvett - The "Schofield Kid"
    Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny
    [Tag:death, killing]
  • “- Mitchell Gant: Aren't you gonna threaten me or something?
    - First Secretary: I will do so, if that is what you wish. But first I will merely ask you to return what does not belong to you.”

    Clint Eastwood - Mitchell Gant
    Stefan Schnabel - First Secretary
    [Tag:request, threat]
  • “I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sum'bitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.”

    Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny
    [Tag:killing, revenge]
  • “I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazyidea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.”
    Clint Eastwood - Joe
  • “- Harry Callahan: Every day for the past ten years Loretta, there, has been giving me a large black coffee. Today she gives me a large black coffee, only it has sugar in it, a lotta sugar. I just came back to complain. Now, you boys put those guns down.
    - Crook: Say what?
    - Harry Callahan: Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here.
    -...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan
    [Tag:coffee, weapons]
  • “There's always the possibility that some asshole will be offended. Isn't there?”
    Clint Eastwood - Frank Morris
  • “I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge ahead. If you think it's going to rain, it will.”
    Clint Eastwood
  • “- Earl Stone: What? I thought you were dead. No such luck, I guess.
    - Tim Kennedy: Let me tell you something. Did anyone ever tell you you're a bit of an asshole, Earl?
    - Earl Stone: All the time. Even in Spanish. All the time.”

    Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone
    Richard Herd - Tim Kennedy
  • “Internet! Who needs it?”
    Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone
  • “- Mary: You were the love of my life, and the pain of my life. And I need you to know, it's all the world to me that you're here.
    - Earl Stone: I love you Mary.
    - Mary: More today than yesterday.
    - Earl Stone: But not as much as tomorrow.”

    Dianne Wiest - Mary
    Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone
  • “It's just time is all. I could buy everything, but I couldn't buy time.”
    Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone
  • “The only people who want to live to 100 are 99 year olds.”
    Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone
    [Tag:age, living, people]
  • “I thought it was more important to be somebody out there than the damn failure I was here at my own home.”
    Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone
    [Tag:failure, place, worth]
  • “Are you sure you're Mexican? You're acting like you're under The Fuhrer or something.”
    Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone
    [Tag:country, tyranny]
  • “For what it's worth, I'm sorry for everything.”
    Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone
  • “Yeah next time you see me, I'll be texting my brains out!”
    Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone
  • “- Captain Donnelly: 13,453 dollars and 63 cents. That's how much an unmarked squad car costs this department. That's the third goddamned car you trashed this month.
    - Harry Callahan: Lou Janero.
    - Captain Donnelly: What?
    - Harry Callahan: It's his men who shot up the car, why don't you send him the bill?”

    Michael Currie - Captain Donnelly
    Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan
  • “Sweetheart, if there's any justice on this planet, they'll never make you give back that red dress.”

    Clint Eastwood - Tommy Nowak
    [Tag:apparel, clothes]
  • “- Tommy Nowak: You just have to play that little-girl-lost routine, don't you.
    - Lou Ann McGuinn: I'm still feminine. I'm a Cosmo fighter.
    - Tommy Nowak: Obviously a hardened criminal. I can tell by your kewpie-doll lips.”

    Clint Eastwood - Tommy Nowak
    Bernadette Peters - Lou Ann McGuinn
  • “- Frank Horrigan: What were to happen if I gave up my job for you?
    - Lilly Raines: Why would you do that?
    - Frank Horrigan: Well, maybe I vowed to never again let my career come between me and a woman.”

    Clint Eastwood - Frank Horrigan
    Rene Russo - Lilly Raines
    [Tag:job, love, sacrifice]