Clint Eastwood quotes
“They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”
“I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.”
“Michael Moore and I actually have a lot in common. We both appreciate living in a country where there's free expression. But Michael, if you ever show up at my front door with a camera, I'll kill you. I mean it.”
“There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.”
“- Mitchell Gant: Aren't you gonna threaten me or something?
- First Secretary: I will do so, if that is what you wish. But first I will merely ask you to return what does not belong to you.”
“I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sum'bitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.”
“There's always the possibility that some asshole will be offended. Isn't there?”
“I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge ahead. If you think it's going to rain, it will.”
“- Earl Stone: What? I thought you were dead. No such luck, I guess.
- Tim Kennedy: Let me tell you something. Did anyone ever tell you you're a bit of an asshole, Earl?
- Earl Stone: All the time. Even in Spanish. All the time.”
“Internet! Who needs it?”
“It's just time is all. I could buy everything, but I couldn't buy time.”
“The only people who want to live to 100 are 99 year olds.”
“I thought it was more important to be somebody out there than the damn failure I was here at my own home.”
“Are you sure you're Mexican? You're acting like you're under The Fuhrer or something.”
“For what it's worth, I'm sorry for everything.”
“Yeah next time you see me, I'll be texting my brains out!”
“- Captain Donnelly: 13,453 dollars and 63 cents. That's how much an unmarked squad car costs this department. That's the third goddamned car you trashed this month.
- Harry Callahan: Lou Janero.
- Captain Donnelly: What?
- Harry Callahan: It's his men who shot up the car, why don't you send him the bill?”
“Sweetheart, if there's any justice on this planet, they'll never make you give back that red dress.”
“- Frank Corvin: You know what the worst day of my life was? The day Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon. I was probably the only person in America who wanted to commit suicide that day.
- Hawk Hawkins: Well, thanks a lot Frank. We haven't spoken in twelve years and that's basically been the big question on my mind, what could make you commit...” (continue)(continue reading)
“The old dreams were good dreams, they didn't work out, but glad I had them.”
“You wanna know what it's like to kill a man? Well, it's goddamn awful, that's what it is. The only thing worse is getting a medal... for killing some poor kid that wanted to just give up, that's all. Yeah, some scared little gook just like you. I shot him in the face with that rifle you were holding in there a while ago. Not a day goes by that I...” (continue)(continue reading)