Robin Williams quotes
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.”
“Nothing is difficult to those who have the will.”
“Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!”
“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”
“You can lose yourself. Everything. All boundaries. All time. That two bodies can become so mixed up that you don't know who's who or what's what. And just when the sweet confusion is so intense you think you're gonna die. You kind of do. Leaving you alone in your separate body. But the one you love is still there. That's the miracle. You can go...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Disneyland restaged by Dante.”
“- Dr. Malcolm Sayer: It was an immenseproject. I was to extract 1 decagram of myelin from 4 tons of earth worms.
- Dr. Sullivan: Really!
- Dr. Malcolm Sayer: Yes. I was on the project for 5 years. I was the only one who believed in it. Everyone else said it couldn't be done.
- Dr. Kaufman: It can't.
- Dr. Malcolm Sayer: I know that now. I...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Good people end up in hell because they can't forgive themselves.”
“Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.”
“- Andrew Martin: Will every human being that I care for just... leave?
- Portia Charney: I'm afraid so.”
“The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.”
Did you ever wish you could sometimes freeze frame a moment in your day, look at it and say "this is not my life"?
“That is why women have the babies. Men can't take the pain...”
“Dear, I always say, a flawed husband is better than none at all.”
“Italy just elected a porn star to their senate. Which is wonderful, because that means no sex scandals - just great posters and incredible downloads.”
“It's not the Bible, you're not gonna go to Hell for this.”
“It's all so magical. I'm not gonna cry. I'm not.”
“I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon.”