TV Series quotes
Random TV Series quotes
“God has a plan. He has a plan for everything, and everyone.”
“It takes a strong woman to stay by herself in a world where people will settle for anything, just to say they have something.”
“I love this guy, he's like the brother I never had, wait a minute! He is the brother I never had!”
“Marx was a Jew. The Communist Party is run by Jews.”
“- Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you?
- Chandler: It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!”
“If you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta go kill myself or max out my credit card, whichever comes first.”
“My wrath is as fearsome as my countenance is splendid.”
“The only thing The Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it up.”
“I learned very early on that it’s wise not to take things for granted.”
“I’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.”
“- Billy 'Ford' Fordham: I know all your deepest secrets, Summers.
- Xander Harris: Care to make a small wager on that?”
“War is never inevitable.”
“Even when we know we'll never find the answers, we have to keep on asking questions.”
“Captain Sobel, we salute the rank, not the man.”
“I want a divorce, and you will get one for me.”
“- Timothy Pickering: Why on Earth would you disband the army when we are preparing for war?
- John Adams: Why on Earth do we need an army when we are preparing for peace?”
“- Anne Shirley: Our friendship, it won't ever be the same now. Why can't he just be sensible instead of acting like a sentimental schoolboy?
- Marilla Cuthbert: Because he loves you.”
“If you need someone else to say you are a good dancer, you aren’t. ”
“- Steve Rimbauer: According to family legend, Uncle Posey had a... thing... for cowboys.
- Nick Hardaway: He liked chaps in chaps. Was he into roping or branding?”
“Klara I made a promise to Grandmother before she died. I didn't even know what it meant. Not then, but now I do. This is my home Klara, this is where I belong.”
“People like me don’t write books, they’re written about.”