movie quotes

“There's only one woman's words that should affect the mood of my husband. Those are mine.”
Lena Headey - Queen Gorgo

“- Hannah: It's all I've ever wanted. Pretty land, isn't it.
- Paden: And a pretty lady.
- Hannah: A lot of men have told me that. Maybe it's true. I guess some women are slow to believe it.
- Paden: Believe it.
- Hannah: They are drawn to me by that; but, it never last.”
Rosanna Arquette - Hannah
Kevin Kline - Paden

“We are putting on this play and if you don't like it, then tough titties you assturd monkey fucker!”
Steve Coogan - Dana Marschz

“- Max Fischer: I thought you dumped me for Blume, then I thought...
- Rosemary Cross: I never dumped you, because we were never going out.”
Jason Schwartzman - Max Fischer
Olivia Williams - Rosemary Cross

“- Jack Singer: Let's just say that I get a little flustered when I'm hurling through space and... what happens if I pull the red one first?
- Roy Bacon: Oh, well then neither chute will open. You'll end up on the ground looking like a well-done chili burger. They'll have to shovel you into a coffin!”
Nicolas Cage - Jack Singer
Burton Gilliam - Roy Bacon, Elvis Impersonator