movie quotes

“You should be careful how you fight evil. Your weapons can turn back on you.”
Jodelle Ferland - Alessa

“I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.”
Matt Groening

“- Penny Escher: I suppose you smoked all these cigarettes?
- Karen Eiffel: No, they came pre-smoked.”
Queen Latifah - Penny Escher
Emma Thompson - Karen Eiffel

“Come on I'm sick of these stupid educational films man! Where are the ones with the naked women?”

Frank Welker - Munchie

“Miles, these women are too big to be fooling with... I'm afraid that in the heat of passion, one of them is gonna roll over on you... squash you dead!”

Matthew Lillard - Billy Brubaker