movie quotes

“- Don Diego Vega: If I give my land to the people, where are we going to live?
- Charlotte Taylor Wilson: Boston!
- Don Diego Vega: Boston?
- Charlotte Taylor Wilson: Yes! It is the only civilized city. They have the best art, the best music...
- Don Diego Vega: You have to be kidding me! I was in Boston for a week, and I never heard a decent...” (continue)(continue reading)

George Hamilton - Don Diego Vega
Lauren Hutton - Charlotte Taylor Wilson

“- Catherine Wyler: I want you.
- Jake Wyler: Catherine that's disgusting! You're my sister.
- Catherine Wyler: Only by blood.
- Jake Wyler: [shoving her off] What's wrong with this family?”
Mia Kirshner - Catherine Wyler
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler

- Dudley Laywicker: Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid.
- Dudley's Mother: You're going to be late, dear?
- Dudley Laywicker: Not “late”, mother, “laid”. The past participle of the verb “to lay”. Mother, I am going to screw someone.
Stuart Pankin - Dudley Laywicker
Mina Kolb - Dudley's Mother

“- Hank Deerfield: I'll call you when I'll arrive tomorrow.
- Joan Deerfield: It's a two-day drive.
- Hank Deerfield: For some people.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Hank Deerfield
Susan Sarandon - Joan Deerfield

“- Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting.
- King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!”
Harvey Korman - Count de Monet
Mel Brooks - King Louis XVI