movie quotes

“- Caroline Wakefield: What's Washington like?
- Robert Wakefield: What's Washington like? Well its like Calcutta, surrounded by beggars. The only difference is the beggars in Washington wear fifteen hundred dollar suits and they don't say please or thank you.”
Erika Christensen - Caroline Wakefield
Michael Douglas - Robert Wakefield

“- Donald Carruthers: Do you know what? Urine is good for your skin? My grandmother... I swear to god, my grandmother told me. She said... She didn't, 'cause when I used to get a zit or something, she said...
- Richard Messner: She pissed on your face?
- Donald Carruthers: Get the fuck out of here!”
Ray Liotta - Donald Carruthers
Ryan Reynolds - Richard Messner

“Life lesson. A lot of people think the moment a parent lets go of their child is at the wedding. Not me. Think he's crying because he's giving away his daughter? Uh-uh. It's because she's marrying this guy.”
Martin Lawrence - James

“- Neal Page: What do you think the temperature is?
- Del Griffith: One.”

Steve Martin - Neal Page
John Candy - Del Griffith

“- Mayor Tremello: You got some balls, Luke.
- Luke Wright: Yeah. Amazing I can even walk.”
Chris Sarandon - Mayor Tremello
Jason Statham - Luke Wright