“A Bartender is the aristocrat of the working class.”
“Cocktails and Dreams....I see it in pink neon. Blink, blink, pinkety blink.”
“I believe I can fly... I love cocaine!”
“My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe! Oh, my life is perfect!”
“- Vince: Well, you can take an early retirement, collect disability. With the pension we offer you should be comfortable. - Gus: Save it. Being com...”
“- Mickey: I'm still single. Very single. - Johnny: Maybe you are emotionally unavailable. - Mickey: Emotionally unavailable? - Johnny: Yeah. - Mick...”
“- Tony Manero: Are you a nice girl or are you a cunt? - Annette: Can't I be both? - Tony Manero: No. It's a decision a girl's gotta make early in l...”
“There's ways of killing yourself without killing yourself.”
“Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. Everything that goes into her mouth is a dick.”
“That's the one thing you don't do. You don't tell her you took Viagra. I'm pretty sure that's on the warning label.”
