“Oh look, ugly naked guy is decorating his Christmas tree! Wow, you should see the size of his Christmas balls!”
“Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind... and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it.”
“Mum's throwing a Christmas party slash political rally. It's like the G8 summit with Scotch eggs.”
“- John Smith: The first time we met, what was your first thought?
- Jane Smith: You tell me.
- John Smith: I thought... I thought you looked like C...”
“What can be more Christmassy than a thick stack of syrup-drenched waffles?”
“That Naughty-Nice List that you got? There's no naughty kids, Nick. They're all good kids. But some of them are scared. And some of them don't feel...”
“People want to go online and check out their friends, so why not build a website that offers that? Eduardo, I'm not talking about a dating site, I'...”
“- Les: So you got any New Year resolutions, Princess Di?
- Diane: Yes.
- Les: What are they?
- Diane: To stop dating my dealer.
- Les: Now why woul...”
“- Jane Spencer: I feel like such a fool. I should have never doubted you.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: There, there. You had no way of knowing the man you w...”
“My old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world, “the right woman can make you, and the wrong woman can break you”.”
“Jamie doesn't date nice guys. She puts them in the friendzone and tortures the shit out of them.”
“- Ray: So, you dating yet?
- Timmy: I'm eleven.
- Ray: Yeah, I guess you should give it some time. I myself didn't start dating until I was eleven ...”
“I have fifty men to fight the strongest army in the world. This is how we do it. Take the land back, castle by castle.”
“You could fight for God, or country, or family. I do not care, so long as you fight!”
“- Rocket Raccoon: This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is
- Thor: Well, he has never fought me.
- Rocket Raccoon: Yeah he ha...”
“- Beckett: Sorry I punched your face.
- Han Solo: Happens more often than you think.”
“I will fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.”
“- Chip: Man, I get so mad. I wanna fight the whole world. You got any idea what that feels like?
- Cory Lambert: I do. But I decided to fight the f...”
“Marriage is a good way to spend the winter.”
“Anything can happen on a snow day.”
“Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle / But put me in summer and I'll be a... happy snowman!”
“Summer. What does that word even mean, right? More "summ." Winter, same deal. More "wint"?”
“Snow, it had to be snow. She couldn't have had tropical magic that covered the fjords in white sand and warm.”
“- Anna: You kind of set off an eternal winter everywhere.
- Elsa: Everywhere?
- Anna: It's okay, you can just unfreeze it.
- Elsa: No, I can't. I d...”
“There’s a message in the music.”
“There should be a Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Musical Instruments.”
“- Cacopoulos: Wait a minute, wait a minute! Fifteen years, I've dreamed of this moment. Fifteen years! Every night. Every night!
- Cat Stevens: And...”
“That's what I love about pop music. I don't want people to have to think too hard. I just want them to feel good.”
“The music is all that matters. Nothing but the music.”
“You know, rock and roll has been pretty good to me. I think I'll dedicate this one to it.”
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