Steve Guttenberg quotes
“Underneath all the skin, we're all the same.”
“- Edward 'Eddie' Simmons: When you're making out, which do you prefer, Sinatra or Mathis?
- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: I like Presley.”
“- Gus Kubicek: I have something to tell you...
- Emily Pear: No, I have something to tell you. To ask you. Two questions: Are you gay?
- Gus Kubicek: Gay? No, I am not...
- Emily Pear: Great! Are you free of disease?
- Gus Kubicek: I've got an ingrown toenail, but, Emily I am...
- Emily Pear: Don't talk. That's all I wanted to know. God help me,...” (continue)(continue reading)
“I'm dead. So this is what it feels like. Like a hangover.”
“- Jack Morell: Ya see, sir, my father is Jewish and my mom, she's Italian Catholic, so, got all the bases covered. Speaking of bases, when the other kids were following the baseball charts I was following the pop charts...
- Steve Waits: I think I've heard that before. Why don't you save that for the liner notes on the album.”
“- Mrs. Hathaway: I love kids. Unfortunately, Mr. Hathaway and I aren't able to have children. He has a low sperm count.
- Michael Kellam: Some guys have all the luck.”
“Someone's just told me the English are still trying to take over the United States - is that true?”
“- Denise Dahlberg: They give me this ribbon to wear... but I haven't got any damn hair to put it into.
- Stephen Klein: You look great.”
“- Lizzie Potts: Oh great, look at this. Hungry Man, cup o' soup, cup o' stew, cop o' noodles...
- Gus Kubicek: Do you mind not indexing my garbage?
- Lizzie Potts: What's this?
- Gus Kubicek: Oh please, by all means, review my mail.
- Lizzie Potts: Get well cards?
- Gus Kubicek: When you're through, my diary is upstairs.”
“I am Lobo. I hunt alone. I need no one.”
“Sleeping is for fags.”
“- Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber: When you get married - it's crazy, i dunno. I mean, you can get it whenever you want it! You wake up in the morning and she's there. You come home from work and she's there. And so all that sex planning talk is over with. And so is the wedding planning talk cause you're already married.
- Edward 'Eddie' Simmons:...” (continue)(continue reading)
“You can't see it... you can't feel it... and you can't taste it. But it's here, right now, all around us! It's goin' through you like an X-ray! Right into your cells! What do you think killed all these animals?”
“Lulu, you're crazy.”
“- Michael Kellam: How can something so small create so much of something so disgusting?
- Peter Mitchell: Beats the shit out of me.”
“- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: You make me sick.
- Carey Mahoney: Thank you, sir. I make everybody sick.”
“I know looks aren't everything... but they can help so much!”
“- Larry Musgrove: I got a question.
- Sheriff Tom Palmer: That's great! Great, participation! Fire away, big guy!
- Larry Musgrove: While you're here, who's giving out speeding tickets and scooping dead animals off the highway?
- Sheriff Tom Palmer: All right, no more questions.”