“I decided humans must be very lazy. They always wanted to be carried around by something.”
“- Hud Bannon: Give me a clean white shirt.
- Alma Brown: Boy, you're real big with the "please" and "thank you," aren't you?
- Hud Bannon: Please g...”
“- Peter: We didn't get any coffee that you didn't want and I didn't order, and this is evidence of racial discrimination? Did you happen to notice ...”
“You're lazy and you're stupid. Do you think God is going to save you for being stupid? He doesn't save stupid people, Abel.”
“There's a lazy Sunday softness to your generation. Makes me uncomfortable.”
“Listen carefully Bob. I didn't fire you because I felt threatened. No. I fired you because you're lazy, entitled, incompetent and you spend more ti...”
“Have you ever seen Tom and Jerry? It’s a whole lot more accurate than people would think.”
“I haven’t cried this hard since Toy Story 3.”
“My first crush was on a Batman cake, but my first sexual feelings were about teenage Simba because he was really hot, and i still actually find him...”
“You know what’s weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, ...”
“This is not a cartoon. This is the real world.”
“I've been writing songs since I was a kid, but my arrangements sound like some cheesy Saturday morning cartoon or something.”
“Oh look, ugly naked guy is decorating his Christmas tree! Wow, you should see the size of his Christmas balls!”
“Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind... and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it.”
“Mum's throwing a Christmas party slash political rally. It's like the G8 summit with Scotch eggs.”
“- John Smith: The first time we met, what was your first thought?
- Jane Smith: You tell me.
- John Smith: I thought... I thought you looked like C...”
“What can be more Christmassy than a thick stack of syrup-drenched waffles?”
“That Naughty-Nice List that you got? There's no naughty kids, Nick. They're all good kids. But some of them are scared. And some of them don't feel...”
“People want to go online and check out their friends, so why not build a website that offers that? Eduardo, I'm not talking about a dating site, I'...”
“- Les: So you got any New Year resolutions, Princess Di?
- Diane: Yes.
- Les: What are they?
- Diane: To stop dating my dealer.
- Les: Now why woul...”
“- Jane Spencer: I feel like such a fool. I should have never doubted you.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: There, there. You had no way of knowing the man you w...”
“My old man used to tell me, before he left this shitty world, “the right woman can make you, and the wrong woman can break you”.”
“Jamie doesn't date nice guys. She puts them in the friendzone and tortures the shit out of them.”
“- Ray: So, you dating yet?
- Timmy: I'm eleven.
- Ray: Yeah, I guess you should give it some time. I myself didn't start dating until I was eleven ...”
“I have fifty men to fight the strongest army in the world. This is how we do it. Take the land back, castle by castle.”
“You could fight for God, or country, or family. I do not care, so long as you fight!”
“- Rocket Raccoon: This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is
- Thor: Well, he has never fought me.
- Rocket Raccoon: Yeah he ha...”
“- Beckett: Sorry I punched your face.
- Han Solo: Happens more often than you think.”
“I will fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.”
“- Chip: Man, I get so mad. I wanna fight the whole world. You got any idea what that feels like?
- Cory Lambert: I do. But I decided to fight the f...”
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