“Bad Santa” quotes(2003)
Plot – Willie T. Stokes works in a department store as Santa Claus but he's a very uninspired shop assistant who just cannot be polite with any customers. Furthermore behind that bulky red costume, lurks a burglar who during Christmas period uses to make big robberies. When the mall is finally empty, Santa Claus and his elf Marcus, his dwarf buddy, force the safe and run away with the precious loot. This year, however, they work in Phoenix and their theft is endangered by a particularly galling director, by a clever detective, by one beautiful Santa Claus admirer and a candid, annoying and weird eight-year-old boy who has decided that Willie - as bad as he may seems - is the real Santa Claus.
All actors – Billy Bob Thornton, Tony Cox, Brett Kelly, Lauren Graham, Lauren Tom, Bernie Mac, John Ritter, Ajay Naidu, Lorna Scott, Harrison Bieker, Alex Borstein, Alexandra Korhanshow all
“Bad Santa” Quotes 4 quotes
“- Kid: You are really Santa, right?
- Willie: No, I'm an accountant. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, alright?”
“- Willie: Why don't you go take a shower?
- Dancer girlfriend: I'm a dancer, I sweat.”
“- Kid: I wished for a purple elephant, but now I want a pink elephant!
- Willie: Wish in one hand, shit in the other; see which one fills up first.”