- Nazeer Choudhury: You're a drunk and an idiot.
- Buff: Your wife sucks my cock every night, swallows my cum, and loves it. That's okay.
- Nazeer Choudhury: Yeah, it's okay. You know, we have a saying back home: "either the salt is rotten or the meat".
- Buff: Yeah, well, uh, you're not so smart, chief, 'cause I'm moving out to L.A.
- Nazeer... (continue) (continue reading)
“I talked to a real live pornstar... and she sounded naked!”
“I knew I was happy when I was dancing.”
“I hear music as narrative.”
“It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.”
“- Peter: The worst they would ever do is they would put you for a couple of months into a white-collar, minimum-security resort! Shit, we should be so lucky! Do you know, they have conjugal visits there?
- Samir: Really?
- Peter: Yes.
- Michael Bolton: Shit. I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.”
“- Peter: Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody.
- Samir: Of course.
- Michael Bolton: Agreed.
- Lawrence: [from the next apartment through the wall] Don't worry, man. I won't tell anyone either.”