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“My kids never had the advantage I had. I was born poor.”
“- Trunchbull: You have brats yourself?
- Mr. Wormwood: Yeah, I got a boy, Mikey, and one mistake, Matilda.
- Trunchbull: They're all mistakes, children! Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one.”
“I don't think people who have children are acting selfishly or unselfishly.”
“- Debbie: If you want, I'll show you me fanny.
- Billy: Nah, I'm all right.”
“- Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed.
- Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying.”
“When you're a kid, you think that you'll always be... protected, and cared for. Then, one day, you realize that's not true. If you open your eyes, you will see what we're going through. 'Cause when you're alone as a kid, the monsters see you as weaker. You don't even know they're getting closer. Until it's too late.”
“Kids: can't live with them, can't shoot them.”
“Good job, killer, make the ball fear you.”
“Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.”
“Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for fuckin’ dinner!”
“I can't have a baby because I have a 12:30 lunch meeting.”
“I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will make my unborn children grow gills.”
“The world would be a lot better off without kids.”