Alex Borstein movie quotes

“If you believe in romance, and if you believe in marriage, you also have to believe in divorce.”
Alex Borstein

“As an actor, you create your own ideas.”
Alex Borstein

“People who have picture-perfect upbringings and lives tend not to be funny. I don't think they write from a position of pain.”
Alex Borstein

“Every comic is really a frustrated rock star.”
Alex Borstein

“- Miss Ungermeyer: Mr. Craft, have you even started on your summer reading list?
- Ethan Craft: I finished it.
- Miss Ungermeyer: You read eleven books?
- Ethan Craft: I mean I read the list!”
Alex Borstein - Miss Ungermeyer
Clayton Snyder - Ethan Craft

- Miss Ungermeyer: What's your name?
- David “Gordo” Gordon: David Gordan.
- Miss Ungermeyer: David Gordan. I think that's Italian for “sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda”.
Alex Borstein - Miss Ungermeyer
Adam Lamberg - David “Gordo” Gordon

“- Miss Ungermeyer: Room assignments: David Gordon, you'll be rooming with Ethan Craft. You'll be in room 103.
- Ethan Craft: Are those English or Italian numbers?”
Alex Borstein - Miss Ungermeyer
Clayton Snyder - Ethan Craft

“- Miss Ungermeyer: Mr. Craft, you are in the most beautiful city in the world, is this having any effect on you?
- Ethan: Yeah the cobble stones are like totally thrashing on my wheels.”

Alex Borstein - Miss Ungermeyer