Alex Borstein quotes
“Men don't even have a tampon equivalent. Men suck.”
“Spontaneity works until it doesn’t work. Then you’re stuck.”
“Eh, to be a big shot, you got to act like a big shot.”
“I’m fine by myself. My mantra since I was three.”
“I’m a manager. Nobody cares what the fuck I look like.”
“As an actor, you create your own ideas.”
“Every comic is really a frustrated rock star.”
- Miss Ungermeyer: What's your name?
- David “Gordo” Gordon: David Gordan.
- Miss Ungermeyer: David Gordan. I think that's Italian for “sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda”.
“- Miss Ungermeyer: Mr. Craft, you are in the most beautiful city in the world, is this having any effect on you?
- Ethan: Yeah the cobble stones are like totally thrashing on my wheels.”